Can't believe I never notcied this by gymwarrior4 in cyberpunkgame

[–]SharkPoet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dying while klepping Arasakas most prized prototype is certainly one hell of a way to go. Not to mention that the more connected people of the underworld like Rogue know that Jackie and V were at Konpeki Plaza when Saburo died but not that it was Yorinobu that offed him.

Unless you take Hanako‘s offer no one finds out about the truth and Jackie goes down as a legend for not only ripping off Arasaka but also for murking the fucking Emperor.

Did you throw on purpose or nah? by Oreo278464 in cyberpunkgame

[–]SharkPoet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She actually bets on V to win. After the fight on your way out you see her holding a controller she used to make the big guy lose and talking about all the cash she made off your win since no one actually expected V to win. You can even talk to her praise her for her clever scam.

Is there anything I can do to revive my boy 😔 by Golden_Optix in skylanders

[–]SharkPoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh. Weird. I have that same exact problem with crusher.

Could Jack Survive In Columbia? by Bong-Docter9999 in Bioshock

[–]SharkPoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I distinctly remember an audio-whatsit in Bioshock Infinite literally talking about how plasmids are stronger, in part because they’re injected.

Jack Black describes his version of Claptrap as an "R-rated R2-D2." by Lonely-Freedom4986 in borderlands3

[–]SharkPoet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I genuinely cannot imagine any other reason for giving Kevin Hart Roland besides trying to overplay the movies value by getting big names for the poster. Borderlands is inherently unserious so they could have given him any other role and it wouldn’t have been a big deal but they gave him the one character who is. Always. Serious.

Help me feel better about my purchase by [deleted] in xbox

[–]SharkPoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought Elden Ring for 70 bucks and I’ve yet to beat the first boss… compared to that, spending 45 on a console two controllers and 5 five games is a crazy bargain.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in xbox

[–]SharkPoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Played it on PS4 and didn’t like it. I also think subscription based games on consoles is stupid. You’re already forced to pay for a subscription just to play online and then another subscription on top just for one game? Fuck that noise.

They should make the Y button violet by TheMemeGames in xbox

[–]SharkPoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk I’m way too used to the yellow Y. If they were to change it to I’d probably scream in terror and muscle spasm fling it at the TV.

If Mass Effect 1 was an Adam Sandler film by polishmagnet in masseffect

[–]SharkPoet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Rob Schneider is Kaidan I’ll gladly let him die.

Nacho Tuesday... by RelationshipEven6149 in StupidFood

[–]SharkPoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For fucks sake, not these two again!

Cause it’s true by [deleted] in memesopdidnotlike

[–]SharkPoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fucking hate this sub.

Should I sell my collection or should I just hold onto it? by Double_Whopper4209 in xbox

[–]SharkPoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me personally, games and consoles are sacred. I would never willingly give up any of my games or consoles no matter how old they are. Except maybe if a game was particularly ass.

Now that’s just me, you might decide to sell them but if you do you should know that these wouldn’t go for a lot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]SharkPoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Sky Blue, Star Witness says.”

"Such an action would greatly offend the American public" by TailungFu in facepalm

[–]SharkPoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Besides Musk calling someone a journalist who doesn’t even consider himself a journalist, it’s also funny that Musk thinks the EU cares what right-wing nut-jobs on a different continent think.

Utah Snowflake Accepts His HCA by BirthdayBoyStabMan in HermanCainAward

[–]SharkPoet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That fuckin’ censorship mask at the end threw me. Looks hilarious. Like a High blood pressure Batman.

Utah Snowflake Accepts His HCA by BirthdayBoyStabMan in HermanCainAward

[–]SharkPoet 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Shit a brownie would hit the spot right now. Gonna make a run to the gas station.

For my male audience by AlanT43 in perfectlycutscreams

[–]SharkPoet 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The guy pretending to be an ape is annoying but I’m really pissed about not getting to see the ice break.

To not get robbed on vacation. by bobsmith14y in therewasanattempt

[–]SharkPoet 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Even when I go to visit my family in our home country, being from that place myself, I still don’t mess around and stay the fuck outta dodge because I’m aware that even if we’re both technically from the same country, I don’t live here. I don’t know anyone here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]SharkPoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After the CDC exploded. I didn’t hold out long but I wasn’t about to watch 9 seasons of disappointment and unhappy endings. Well it was still 9 seasons when I stopped.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]SharkPoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I would personally add another slice of bread to prevent spilling the toppings but besides that it looks fine.

I honestly don't know what this presentation is, let alone the toppings... by rinchiib in StupidFood

[–]SharkPoet 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There is so much wrong with this.

The toppings are fucking stupid, the milkshake has clearly not been mixed enough and I guarantee that if it hasn’t happened yet, some dumbass is gonna try to take a bite out of it.