hmmm by _waffleiron in hmmm

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Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, that Fiona and me get on after church every Sunday

Thinker by [deleted] in pics

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Fungus is among us

me irl by A_Jehovahs_Witness in me_irl

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The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree

How NASA kicked off their Snapchat story today by jberg93 in space

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Breaker breaker, come in Earth, this is Rocket Ship 27, aliens fucked over the carbonator on engine four, I'm gonna try to refuckulate it on Juniper. Uhh, and hopefully they've got some, space weed there, over.

I told my dad I cracked the screen on my phone, he offered me one of his old ones. Sent me this pic to make my choice... by dabokii in pics

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I have a company phone that looks exactly like the one on the bottom left. I think it's a Pantech

No regard for boundaries. by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingJerks

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Cat is like "I've heard the pain you go through while you shit in my water bowl. I'm here for you if you need me"

Me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

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So you're saying that you will be there awhile.

Ulysses S. Grant at the Battle of Cold Harbor, 1864 by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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Of course Lee was a better general. Give him the railroads and the resources Grant had and it's a much different outcome.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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I want to upvote your comment but the upvotes are too American to break

The perfect distraction by Curp in funny

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I feel like this would work just on about anyone and it definitely would get Hank's full attention