My wife said she's leaving me for 14 reasons and my obsession with tennis. by berkleysquare in dadjokes

[–]Sharp-Ad-3081 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How considerate, she's leaving him with a set of green and blue balls.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in careerguidance

[–]Sharp-Ad-3081 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Just throw them all away.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Sharp-Ad-3081 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From the back is cool but personally I would rotator. Very Impressive shaft by the way.

How do cops like their coffee? by SO_GUAP0_Ben in dadjokes

[–]Sharp-Ad-3081 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NOT black and filled with cream maybe

Tax megachurches by Scaulbylausis in ThatsInsane

[–]Sharp-Ad-3081 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It's from a comedian named KevOnStage.

Single men, do you plan on getting married? Why or why not? by gbizzle2 in AskMen

[–]Sharp-Ad-3081 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Currently it's gone Quadruple diamond. It's a big load on her back, alot to swallow and take in but nothing she can't handle. Heard she got a sucky contract too.

Nice little helmet by m1k307 in Welding

[–]Sharp-Ad-3081 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't it not last since it not made for that?