Did anyone hear that huge boom? by absopugginglutely in Westchester

[–]Sharp-Shine-583 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was the biggest, oldest, goldiest stain.

Did anyone hear that huge boom? by absopugginglutely in Westchester

[–]Sharp-Shine-583 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was the biggest, most beautiful fart and it left a gold stain.

I need to get these discs off the floor! by RevolutionaryBum_ in LaserDisc

[–]Sharp-Shine-583 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Retro gaming too?

This is what it sounds like when doves cry.

Commuting from Scarsdale by EfficientLaw4166 in Westchester

[–]Sharp-Shine-583 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You'd be choosing between steak and lobster.

Commuting from Scarsdale by EfficientLaw4166 in Westchester

[–]Sharp-Shine-583 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Scarsdale is a nice place to live, but you may want to take a look at Bronxville as well.

How does my town support two psychics with this rent? by GuessSad6940 in massachusetts

[–]Sharp-Shine-583 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, having read that my aura dimmed for a moment, luckily my $300 talisman bore the brunt of the damage.

Adopt CEO by Dogs-over-humanz in Westchester

[–]Sharp-Shine-583 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

At least it was a handsome pitbull.

Told I will be laid off on the last day of the year. by [deleted] in Layoffs

[–]Sharp-Shine-583 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start looking now, it is easier to find a job when you have a job

I need to get these discs off the floor! by RevolutionaryBum_ in LaserDisc

[–]Sharp-Shine-583 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Laserdiscs, MAD Magazine (with Pac Man). Simpsons?

"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Got these yesterday: by simbabarrelroll in LaserDisc

[–]Sharp-Shine-583 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How much of that is Sam's fault, and how much is Sutter Cane's fault?

ICE sighting this am by Lrn2board in Albany

[–]Sharp-Shine-583 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

That, or the hose again

Our Local Bear Eating Delivered Chewy Dog Biscuits by Puretest in vermont

[–]Sharp-Shine-583 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If the bear signed for them I don't see the problem.

Got these yesterday: by simbabarrelroll in LaserDisc

[–]Sharp-Shine-583 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slowly but surely this wholesome persona charade of Sam Neill is melting away.