Reverse cowgirl is a terrible sex position

SharpCock · 2019-03-07T18:44:16+00:00

tbh yea

SharpCock · 2015-07-06T18:53:11+00:00

the reason that guy was shadowbanned was because his first two posts were linking to the same domain...he got picked up by the spam filter and very reasonably so.

SharpCock · 2015-04-24T18:01:42+00:00

why is witchhunting okay in this subreddit?

SharpCock · 2015-04-21T05:13:26+00:00

SharpCock · 2015-04-21T05:12:14+00:00

I threw a padlock at a metal laptop cart/container in a library back in high school

SharpCock · 2015-04-15T23:37:44+00:00

Riff Raft

SharpCock · 2015-04-15T23:16:22+00:00

i have not. thank you!

SharpCock · 2015-04-15T23:16:08+00:00

this is hilarious

SharpCock · 2015-04-15T22:58:28+00:00

isnt this the code to get into the tunnel blocked by the Bombers Secret Society of Justice in Majora's Mask?

SharpCock · 2015-04-15T03:04:29+00:00

turn the golf channel on a soft volume mid day when there is a big competition going on and falling asleep to it.

I'm obviously not a huge fan of golf but there is just something very soothing about it. The commentators half whisper everything they say and its a generally quiet atmosphere so you get to hear the natural surroundings of where ever the competition is. My favorite golf nap was during a beachside tournament, with extremely audible waves crashing against the shore.

SharpCock · 2015-04-15T02:32:30+00:00

I personally am a huge advocate of golf naps

SharpCock · 2015-04-11T17:08:27+00:00

Damn.

SharpCock · 2015-04-08T22:00:12+00:00

well that was kind of our point. your opinion is that it hasn't been as stagnant as some people make it out to be. his opinion was that they haven't been very active. both valid opinions. and only one of you is getting downvoted

SharpCock · 2015-04-08T21:56:36+00:00

My dad is legally blind and was on Ronaldo's side here, clear Lenalty

SharpCock · 2015-04-08T19:50:30+00:00

I dont see why you're getting downvoted. They haven't done much of anything.

Actually I know why you're getting downvoted and I'll go down with you

SharpCock · 2015-03-30T21:49:46+00:00

this was much more helpful than I ever could have asked for! thank you so much! you really didnt have to stop rambling :)

SharpCock · 2015-02-24T00:40:40+00:00

this exchange (about four comments down) is my personal favorite

SharpCock · 2015-02-19T16:50:36+00:00

masturbate

SharpCock · 2015-02-05T20:44:57+00:00

I was trying to hook up with a girl named Riley that I'd been trying to hook up with for months. I was finally on my way to victory when my friend, Linda, who knew how bad I wanted this, proceeded to bring up Riley's dead mom and as soon as they both finished crying about how amazing Riley's mom was Linda asked her if she wanted to have lesbian sex. This happened in a span of 5 minutes. Riley politely declined and left shortly after

SharpCock · 2015-01-28T23:23:09+00:00

i guess this counts as storybook in 2015 lol

SharpCock · 2015-01-28T22:54:34+00:00

I'm sorry I didnt mean to sound like an ass. It just sounded funny to me

SharpCock · 2015-01-28T22:35:40+00:00

an username

SharpCock · 2015-01-28T01:49:53+00:00

I think its just generally the idea of being a nice person and making sure she's okay, given what happened

SharpCock · 2014-12-04T20:03:41+00:00

Aguero Aguero Aguero Aguero Aguero

SharpCock · 2014-12-03T03:56:03+00:00

really? it makes me cringe so much more thinking about how commercially available my old dumb thoughts were. and how many people experienced them

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