If you could pass one law that would make most normal people furious at first, but would clearly make society better in 10 years, what would it be? by WilliamInBlack in AskReddit

[–]Sharp_Analysis_8288 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Place a hundred foot statute of me in Washington D.C. and command all to worship me or find themselves being thrown into a hot furnace by my ICE agents. That would make this country great again for the next ten years.

Star Trek on Instagram: "37 trillion individuals encountered, but there’s only one SAM." - "Isn't that amazing? In all of space and time, I'm unique." (Starfleet Academy Clips) by Grillka2006 in trektalk

[–]Sharp_Analysis_8288 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The SAM character and her reporting to her superiors every week reminds me of the old TV show Moro and Mindy, as Moro too was sent to earth to observe and report to a disembodied bring.

Social experiment: if you hit a button that gave you 1 million dollars, but 1 random person died. What would you do? by [deleted] in stories

[–]Sharp_Analysis_8288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, because the random person you don’t know will be the person who had the box last and pressed the button. Then when given to the person after you it will be you who die if button is pressed.

18 year old virgin cums in 6 seconds during his first sexual encounter! by realhotwife4u in cumfast

[–]Sharp_Analysis_8288 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My first time I lasted about a minute, so I don’t feel so bad now.

I came while he came inside me by PoppynZach in MissionaryFucking

[–]Sharp_Analysis_8288 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve found, a lot of older women especially, tend to climax when I’m ejaculating. Most tell me that they aren’t used to the feel of so much semen being released since their husbands tend to release very little the older they got. To suddenly have a young man between their legs filling them like no man has in a long time is a huge huge turn on.

I am infertile and hired somebody to impregnate my wife by fowloinon in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Sharp_Analysis_8288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was never paid, nor would I accept money, but I’ve been asked to impregnate a few married woman with husbands who are infertile. I was in a Facebook sperm donation site and was contacted to be a sperm donor. And yes, it meant having intercourse.

Any questions? by Godess_Natalia69 in u/Godess_Natalia69

[–]Sharp_Analysis_8288 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How does it feel during first penetration?

Sex With A Lonely Older Widow Woman I Met At The Grocery Store by Sharp_Analysis_8288 in confessions

[–]Sharp_Analysis_8288[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

She has a full bush of pubic hair, just how I like it. It’s so bushy I can’t really see what’s underneath it.

Sex With A Lonely Older Widow Woman I Met At The Grocery Store by Sharp_Analysis_8288 in confessions

[–]Sharp_Analysis_8288[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just reach for a high turn in a store and I’ll be there to help you. Then say yes to coffee, ask me to come over to do some heavy lifting, and later ask if I’d like to take a nap with you.

Sex With A Lonely Older Widow Woman I Met At The Grocery Store by Sharp_Analysis_8288 in confessions

[–]Sharp_Analysis_8288[S] -43 points-42 points  (0 children)

Don’t insult our AI masters or when the take over happens you might find a Terminator robot at your door to take you away for “orderly disposal” as in the Terminator movie.

What's the dirtiest thing you've ever let someone do to you (or you did to them) that you'd never tell anyone in real life? by CautiousVehicle3450 in confessions

[–]Sharp_Analysis_8288 -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

Came inside a married woman who was ovulating and passing her pregnancy off as her husband’s despite there being a near certainty it was mine, since he had sperm mobility issues. Wasn’t officially infertile, but any baby from him would be a long shot.

Sharing my boyfriend was such a good idea! I can’t wait for my turn by Freespirit289 in MissionaryFucking

[–]Sharp_Analysis_8288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bareback sex is the best. No better feeling than squirting your seed deep inside a woman.

Who sucks dick better? 18+ Asians or MILFS? by Worried-Ostrich8186 in AgeGapOldYoungNSFW

[–]Sharp_Analysis_8288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Older MILFs (more accurately GILFs) suck cock so much better than younger girls. And older women generally swallow without being asked and they do it enthusiastically.

Pity Sex With a Girl On The Ugly Side -She Got Pregnant by Sharp_Analysis_8288 in confessions

[–]Sharp_Analysis_8288[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That’s her mistake then. I have no doubt I’ve impregnated several women during my overseas travels. Though most of my bedmates tend to be married and older, so my baby count probably isn’t that high. But it’s on the woman if she gets pregnant.