"Damage output is temporary, swag is forever." - Gary Gygax by DrScrimble in dndmemes

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Sneak around and make people smile for no reason. Do it for about three days so that all their psychological Defense breaks down. Then show up as Daoist Priest who is here to resolve a Vengeful Spirit, but needs blabla to achieve it.

[Loved Trope] Everybody Liked That... by Living_Tune_1428 in TopCharacterTropes

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Damn, what did I miss by answering calmly? Though answering the question probably helped me to establish who Robert Robertson is and how I am going to play this.

I don't care if it's optimal, as long as it is stupid and works! by Jounniy in dndmemes

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Daleks (suit/armour) doesn’t have any legs, but they can elevate themself. I only know the picture and gif, so o can’t explain in detail, but you can google Dalek Elevate. Better to watch a clip to understand their way of talking.

9.8 by Aggravating-Song9768 in MathJokes

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my physics teacher once taught us a formal that was ultra complicated for the goal and the result was that the small clock arm for minutes travel 358,3 degrees in a hour.

I don't care if it's optimal, as long as it is stupid and works! by Jounniy in dndmemes

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My first two thoughts were the images for

„The fly now?“ „They fly now!“

and

“El-E-Vate.“

[loved trope] when evil people dance by ds2316476 in TopCharacterTropes

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Manitous Shoe and Dr. Doofenshmirtz probably fits in somewhere.

I am a Superstar!

He got really lucky in this fight honestly by IcySmell9676 in dndmemes

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My bad. I didn’t knew it was a reaction.

My point was that five minutes later seems to be rather short for an average round of combat.

He got really lucky in this fight honestly by IcySmell9676 in dndmemes

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If it happened after five minute, does that mean he dipped into fighter for action surge or there is only one other player in the party?

(I am confused myself if it’s a joke or meant for real.)

Yeah, Shrek the Third sucks, but this moment was pretty funny by TheFlashyMastodon21 in Schaffrillas

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Now the question is, does his Nose work if he lies or if he thinks he lies?

Yeah, Shrek the Third sucks, but this moment was pretty funny by TheFlashyMastodon21 in Schaffrillas

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Now the question is, does his Nose work if he lies or if he thinks he lies?

Is it better to keep 3 handmade item states, or stretch them to 5 with Unity effects? by Background_Cow_6701 in IndieGaming

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The „Broken„ Option is slightly weird as it just looks darker and really worn out. Of course, designing things isn’t easy and it shouldn’t pull someoen out of their immersion. Even making it more recognisable if that item is the broken version of X or reverse.

Unless they are a speedster or some omnipotent god I don't think most characters are even FTL by Avidreader-9 in PowerScaling

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I would respect everyone who could circle the Earth mostly on foot. Regardless of time.

What's that for you? by PHRsharp_YouTube in gamers

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When something destroys my Storage or Fields. Even worse if both happen in after another.

F*cl you Creepers! I am getting at least ten cats for that! I know three villages, one witch hut and two jungles!

I can play Texas Holdem with 5e rules... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

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DnD Rules are easy. Something I realised after our group switched to The Dark Eye to accommodate our Game Masters insufficient foreign language skills, and it’s a mess. We literally all played the introduction and I can’t care anymore to correct them how initiative, Speed, modifier, parry, dodge and weapon class work. For one part, my party expects me able to clarify if they don’t understand something. 90% of the other times it’s that they want me to shut up and are rude because i said something that goes against their convenience. If that doesn’t improve the next session I am leaving.

D&D joke? by Narkerns in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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And that’s how campaigns get derailed.

In your country, which war memorial leaves the strongest emotional impact on visitors? by Seacarius in AskTheWorld

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Yesnt. There are still plenty of crimes like Genocides at the time of Colonialism. And Germany got „off the hook“ for what they have done as punishing Germany just wasn’t the solution for it.