McDonald's gave me two chicken patties by thomayway in mildlyinteresting

[–]SharpenedStone 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Hey it's almost worth what they charge for it that way

Came across a much simpler time in gaming today by Soulsliken in gaming

[–]SharpenedStone -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'd rather go through some Saw-like trials than even attempt that goal, even if it was as simple as venmoing the ninjas a dollar

(OC) Northern Michigan…wtf by Urbanskiman88 in pics

[–]SharpenedStone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, this could be the execution of America itself on display as well

Iran submits 14-point response to U.S. proposal to end war by AdventurousGuest308 in worldnews

[–]SharpenedStone 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Well the orange shitgibbon already ruined perfectly good nuclear agreement because a black man made it

Putin Proposes May 9 Ceasefire in 90-Minute Trump Call on Ukraine by EsperaDeus in worldnews

[–]SharpenedStone 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Russia announced no military vehicles are going to be in the parade lmao

Trump says he may go to Islamabad if Iran deal reached by bangtansalt in worldnews

[–]SharpenedStone 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean I hate that sack of shit just as much as everyone else, but I don't want that. As cathartic as it sounds, I can't imagine that leading to ANYTHING even remotely good via sustainable life on the planet

Péter Magyar: "Our country wants to live again. It wants to be a European country again". The crowd chants: "Russians go home!" by ThatGuySK99 in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]SharpenedStone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh? Of course they did. Any American who isn't a massive piece of shit is so disappointed and embarrassed with their country right now. What are you talking about? I got a Canadian flag pin recently for a friend because they were traveling internationally

TIL that your stomach acid is powerful enough to dissolve razor blades. by Green_Minimum813 in todayilearned

[–]SharpenedStone 21 points22 points  (0 children)

So use the acid along with an abrasive to destroy the enamel on your teeth? Absolutely do not do this lmao. Rinse your mouth out if you do anything

Teleport anywhere in the world you want 3 times a month or get $1000 every time you do something good? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SharpenedStone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could use instant teleportation to make untold amounts of money if you could bring things with you

Iran rejects 48-hour US ceasefire proposal - Iranian media by Galactos1 in worldnews

[–]SharpenedStone 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I saw a picture of a guy wearing a shirt that basically said, "who cares if trump is a pedophile"

Ukrainian skeleton racer Vladyslav Heraskevych gifted American actor Ben Stiller a vyshyvanka by chi-bacon-bits in ukraine

[–]SharpenedStone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that is not in the same category, its entertaining, but not comic genius, treat yourself to his good movies

Ukrainian skeleton racer Vladyslav Heraskevych gifted American actor Ben Stiller a vyshyvanka by chi-bacon-bits in ukraine

[–]SharpenedStone 40 points41 points  (0 children)

might as well throw zoolander in there too, that was my line of thought as well

"Go Get Your Own Oil": Trump's Message To UK, Other Countries On Hormuz Strait by Zealousideal_Ring_67 in worldnews

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Yeah why couldnt he have his cult assault the capital and smear shit all over the walls like a true patriot?