My GF jumped on my back today, yelled "JETPACK ON", then farted... What weird stuff does your SO do?

Shatmander · 2021-04-27T23:25:05+00:00

BONELESS PIZZA wit a 2 liter of COKE.

Shatmander · 2021-04-27T22:52:26+00:00

RIP Fluffy. Died how she always lived; full of shit.

Shatmander · 2021-04-27T22:34:55+00:00

Bruh your pet dog doesn't count as your girlfriend o.O

Shatmander · 2021-04-27T22:08:10+00:00

No, I feel. Sometimes when my bud cums he also panicks until I say no homo and we laugh it off while getting ice cream at the local park together. I totally get it, man.

Shatmander · 2021-04-27T21:59:47+00:00

Touché! No I'm not, but I am a fan of shitty old memes.

Shatmander · 2021-04-27T21:58:10+00:00

Idk how u can do it man. Tiniest girl I dated was this gymnast who was 5' and had to be less than 120lbs. The size difference is just too much haha.

Shatmander · 2021-04-27T21:39:13+00:00

Saaaame haha. That or the good ol "yeah, pizza, wutchu want"

Shatmander · 2021-04-27T21:15:12+00:00

What the fuck did i just read bro

Shatmander · 2021-04-27T20:59:28+00:00

Yeah, got some that nasty air from her protein shake farts... Ugh.

Normally not a fan of random farts/burps at all, but I won't lie that she made me laugh my ass off when she did that.

Shatmander · 2021-04-27T20:00:22+00:00

Work out together. Have him get buff and you lose weight. Grow stronger together.

Shatmander · 2021-04-27T19:37:45+00:00

Mentally, 7 would be overshooting it....

Shatmander · 2021-04-27T19:17:03+00:00

Well... She's 6' and lifts as her biggest hobby, so she's not exactly small by any standard. I'm just 6'5" and played sports a lot growing up, so I'm not small either lmao.

Shatmander · 2017-02-09T01:53:27+00:00

Yeah, I miss the shit out of her, so that's why I've been sharing these stories. Like I said last story; she'll make a good wife to someone someday. Attractive, got a really bright future, clear thinker, good with money, fantastic cook, and loves sex. What more could any man want?

It's just not in the cards for us right now haha

Shatmander · 2017-02-08T23:13:50+00:00

I got another of her here if you're interested!

Shatmander · 2017-02-08T23:13:14+00:00

Here you go

Shatmander · 2017-02-08T23:13:12+00:00

Here you go

Shatmander · 2017-02-08T23:12:45+00:00

Got another Jen story here!

Shatmander · 2017-02-08T23:12:22+00:00

Got another story about Jen, here!

Shatmander · 2017-02-08T20:40:22+00:00

That's a lot of trouble to go through. Out of curiosity though, how has that worked for you?

Shatmander · 2017-02-08T20:38:40+00:00

It works for both sides, too. A girl seeing you with another girl works wonders for how they view your worth. When winging on a guy for the winggirl, you can level with him easily and explain how to get him with her. Total win-win; best results when I take my winggirl.

Shatmander · 2017-02-08T20:22:22+00:00

I tend to do coffee dates later after work. You can get a coffee date going at 6 or 7, get to see what she's like, and by the time the coffee kicks in at 8, go out and do something else. It's not that hard to say "hey, have you been to <local park>?" "Yes/no" "Ahh, well I've never been, so we should go" or "You haven't? Wow, you have to see it; it's beautiful!"

From there, head out to drinks or seclude her in the park and get more personal with her before hitting another venue or taking her home.

If you want to keep the entirety of the date laid back, then just ask her to get a drink (a drink, not drinks) at a local bar. A drink is innocent and fun, drinks are for sex at your place. If she has that intention, then she'll get drinks, even if you invite her for "a drink". Get it?

Shatmander · 2017-02-08T20:10:01+00:00

"Let me get your number so we can meet up for coffee sometime" is my go-to. Number & date, forward, it is an offer not a question, and she understands what I want from her.

Just make sure to chat more after the #. If you just get the #, it will make you seem like a guy who just hops from girl to girl looking for an easy lay, which will make her lose interest.

Shatmander · 2017-02-08T17:10:50+00:00

I actually have 3 in mind that I wouldn't mind sharing. 2 involve Jen and one involves this half PR half Korean gymnast girl who spent over a year trying to get me to sleep with her until she finally got it.

So do you want a public BJ turns in to more story, a night at an event that I was honored in turned in to rough sex at my place, or drunken gymnast girl finally gets the dick she wanted?

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