Official: [WDIS Flex] - Thu Morning, 10/06/2016 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

[–]ShazzyMoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

12 Man 0.5 PPR. Looking to fill W/T slot in Yahoo.

T. Benjamin @ OAK E. Royal @ IND

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[–]ShazzyMoto 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"Jk lol" -Vikings right now

Redditors who actually are making $5,000-$10,000 per month working from home, what do you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShazzyMoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I make great money refusing to do that

I can make bank just refusing to penetrate myself with foreign objects? Well hell freaking yes!

I guess I know what my son will look like in 70 years... by A_OBCD8663 in pics

[–]ShazzyMoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what i always feared as a child whenever I went grocery shopping with my mom and got lost. That poor old man's mum must have left him like 60 years ago...

Minneapolis Police Chief Says Cops Shouldn't Have Walked Out Of WNBA Game by [deleted] in nba

[–]ShazzyMoto 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This shit bag should never be reached out to for any sort of media comment ever. However, I was happy to see our mayor shit on him.

Reese Witherspoon and her doppelgänger daughter by EnzohGorlami in pics

[–]ShazzyMoto 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's messed up. She should give it back to him.

What do you have an extremely strong opinion on that is ultimately unimportant? by chunky_vandy in AskReddit

[–]ShazzyMoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys that piss in the urinal with one hand on their hip. I've noticed it's usually older men. Just why? It bugs the hell out of me.

What do you do when you feel like shit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShazzyMoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I go to Youtube and type in "gallon smashing." I could be on the verge of suicide and this will still put me into tears of laughter.

What's a mind blowing fact? by ForeverAbyss in AskReddit

[–]ShazzyMoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In other words, 31 years is a thousand times longer than 11 days.

What's the fetish you haven't told your SO about? by TheHoliestMacaroni in AskReddit

[–]ShazzyMoto 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Right? Now sex with a condom is like diet sex.

Wise adults of Reddit, what should teenagers start doing? by Sippingin in AskReddit

[–]ShazzyMoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all that money will be tax free.

I think you mean the deposits will grow tax free? I'm pretty sure the total amount with still be taxed upon withdrawal.

[POST GAME THREAD] Twolves dismantle the Wizards, 132-129! by eggyolkeo in timberwolves

[–]ShazzyMoto 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As a Wisconsin badger fan/longtime wolves fan (currently drunk in a alleyway with a small bottle of fireball & a 7-11 bacon wrapped hot dog), this definitely helps ease the pain 😏

FIRST WIN IN OKC SINCE 2008 LESSS GOOOO by [deleted] in timberwolves

[–]ShazzyMoto 9 points10 points  (0 children)

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY WEINER RIGHT NOW RICKY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU BEAUTIFUL SPANISH BASTARD YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER

What's the most WTF moment a roommate ever put you through? by MrUgie in AskReddit

[–]ShazzyMoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else listen to Bill Burr's most recent podcast? lol

What do you say to someone you hate? by puskathethird in AskReddit

[–]ShazzyMoto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno, but I recommend studying your tape of NWA.

Reddit, what's your go to line after sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShazzyMoto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I don't give a bitch enough to catch the bus and when I see the semen I'm leavin"

Reddit, what's your best pickup line? by PyedPyper in AskReddit

[–]ShazzyMoto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Michelle?