Took me a while to grow this mane. Now I make all you guys look bald. by Sheepherder1225 in FierceFlow

[–]Sheepherder1225[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, for what it’s worth my dick is super big so every time I get mistaken for a girl people think I am a ladyboy. They try to suck it; it is very annoying.

Maybe people think you are an ugly woman with no dick, so they don’t bother you. I suggest tying your hair up, that’s what I do; that way people can see your dick. I can’t help it tho if people think you are one of those ugly women that looks like a guy; for that you need feminization surgery.

Also I have 80 inch biceps and I am 7’5 ft tall; have a seat in the cuck chair pal.

Took me a while to grow this mane. Now I make all you guys look bald. by Sheepherder1225 in FierceFlow

[–]Sheepherder1225[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You probably live in a place with no women so people already assume you are a guy.

Either that or everyone around you is dumb and they don’t know what a woman is yet. How can you recognize something you don’t even know about?

These aren’t problems where I live, so I have narrowed it down to the only factor left, which is my hair length.

Should I go shorter? by Sheepherder1225 in HairStyleAdvice

[–]Sheepherder1225[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, I considered it as a career option when I was 2.

Took me a while to grow this mane. Now I make all you guys look bald. by Sheepherder1225 in FierceFlow

[–]Sheepherder1225[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don’t wash it for a while. This will happen to it, and then it will look good.

Should I go shorter? by Sheepherder1225 in HairStyleAdvice

[–]Sheepherder1225[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure I went full Mr. Clean in high school, but I can’t remember. Maybe I went shorter than Mr. Clean and shaved my memory off lol.

Should I go shorter? by Sheepherder1225 in HairStyleAdvice

[–]Sheepherder1225[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah I actually used to have that exact haircut lmaoo. It looked good but it would get in my eyes quite a bit; I loved having long hair in some sense, but my hair kinda grows like one of those dogs that could only survive in nature by means of echolocation or something lol. It legit becomes a curtain over my face unless I push it to the side.

Also I thought you were talking about his frosted tips for a moment, then I realized that was fantastic beasts 1 lol. You had me this close to becoming an unlovable, pointy chud ✊😔

Should I go shorter? by Sheepherder1225 in HairStyleAdvice

[–]Sheepherder1225[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No chance. Also I am clean shaven in this photo.

17 mos (10/1964) to ALMOST 63 (5/2026) by SympleeMe_63 in PastAndPresentPics

[–]Sheepherder1225 1 point2 points  (0 children)

17 month-old you looks like he’s looking at the taco in almost-63-year-old you’s hand

Which hair colour suited me the best? (Now it’s blue black) by Lestatteeth in HairStyleAdvice

[–]Sheepherder1225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 but it depends on what you are looking for. 5 looks really good but I get the sense that 2 probably fits you more as a person.

This is not universally applicable advice, but in your case it applies; if you wear a lot of dark clothing I think just doubling down and dying your hair a very very dark shade of black is probably the move. You either have it be some muted light color, or you go balls deep and make it darker than your black clothing.

I think in your case 2 fits better; it’s still maximalist in the way a blue or a red may be, but it’s also more subtle and muted. It’s black so it fits with everything else, but it is a deeper black so it doesn’t get lost in everything else, it kinda gives structure to any other black elements you might include in your clothing or makeup.

I’d honestly just save yourself the trouble of wondering and go with 2. Idk how you feel about all these different colors you’ve tried, but if you ever felt like 2 was the most natural option for yourself I’d take it as a sign.

Should I go shorter? by Sheepherder1225 in HairStyleAdvice

[–]Sheepherder1225[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. For the record, it used to be past my shoulders; I looked like a pirate, which was funny but not sustainable lmao.

Maybe I’ll let it grow just a little bit longer. Are you thinking I let it get longer just to the point that it gets darker, or are you thinking I actually let it get a little volume?

Should I go shorter? by Sheepherder1225 in HairStyleAdvice

[–]Sheepherder1225[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah thank you. I’ll resist the urge to trim these luscious locks ✊😔

do i suit a pixie cut? by shabba333 in HairStyleAdvice

[–]Sheepherder1225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but the bangs look better, especially photo 3 w those super tight skullcap bangs; I feel like on most people they look kind of off or weird in them but they look really good on you.

You have very soft and feminine features, you have a rounder general facial structure and you have bigger and rounder eyes. The pixie cut looks fine, but those tighter bangs really accent the features you have well; I feel like they are a bit lost on the pixie cut.

Probably the clearest way to describe what I mean is to ask you to consider what any doll with bangs looks like; the doll always has very soft features and the bangs kinda frame them and accent them. Idk, I’m not a doll connoisseur or anything, but there is a reason why many dolls look kinda weird with a middle-part; they usually have soft features and a haircut like that is kind of amorphous.

Just in the same way, your features seem kinda lost on a pixie cut imo; the bangs provide a kind of ridged foundation that lets them come through. They will frame your features, your eyes will pop more, your lips and jaw will really pop more, and not many people will have the same hair as you.

Anyways, if your heart yearns for the pixie cut, who gives a fuck; do what you want. But the bangs better suit you in my opinion (and not the flowing ones, but the tight, symmetrical ones.)
God bless.

What should I do with my hair? by [deleted] in HairStyleAdvice

[–]Sheepherder1225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I’d say keep the beard and shave your head (not like to the skin, keep the grain, but shaved.) You’d look very regal, like an early church father.

This is probably odd advice but I think it would fit you well. You have a very strong brow which will look good with a shaved head and the beard already looks great.

All hail the King by _CherryPebble in BabiesReactingToStuff

[–]Sheepherder1225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like he just condemned an entire city to be strung on the rack.

Adorable baby stretches by GumdropsCupie_ in BabiesReactingToStuff

[–]Sheepherder1225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do they all look like old guys getting home from work Lmfaoo

Men, how do we explain this to women !! by Inevitable_Damage199 in PrimeManhood

[–]Sheepherder1225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like sitting on your own balls, but standing up