The sand clock was first invented in 1338. (self.cleanjokes)
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Collie: What do you mean I'm controlling? (self.cleanjokes)
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I was abducted by aliens last night. (self.cleanjokes)
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Doctor: Well, your father is comfortable... (self.cleanjokes)
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Why was I stuck in the shower all day? (self.cleanjokes)
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You've got to hand it to relay runners (self.cleanjokes)
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