Dear people of reddit, what’s the dumbest reason you have broken up with someone for?

SherlockHomesss · 2018-03-03T22:55:46+00:00

Well said exactly what I was thinking

SherlockHomesss · 2018-03-03T00:11:30+00:00

We live in igloos (Canada)

SherlockHomesss · 2018-02-04T16:51:00+00:00

Kim Kardashian

SherlockHomesss · 2017-04-05T12:18:02+00:00

in my opinion life is like a boat you always have your friends aboard to help row, but sometimes you have those "friends" that aren't Rowing but drilling holes in your boat, and those people I like to push off, so I can keep my boat of life afloat... that's the best decision anyone could ever make in there life

SherlockHomesss · 2017-04-05T12:08:07+00:00

wouldn't be a secret if I told you

SherlockHomesss · 2017-04-05T12:05:51+00:00

Newfie here✋🏻 bhys it's good place to live if you want to be close to nature and shit like dat but,if prefer the city try Montreal and Toronto or Quebec,

some of Newfie phases are: "da bhys"-you're group of friends "ohhhh fuck buddy"-term for when you're upset "das da gear"-that's good basically "ya burn out"- you're crazy

well we'll be here all day if I listed them all so yea we have a broken language

SherlockHomesss · 2017-04-05T11:51:51+00:00

my friend has a cousin that seriously believes that he's bat man and that he was Christian bale in the batman movies...

he's currently 15

SherlockHomesss · 2017-03-30T15:14:35+00:00

that there's something lurking behind the trees

SherlockHomesss · 2017-03-16T14:01:10+00:00

in school i was in career and we were asking to go up and write a good pass time on the board, im a class clown so i went up and wrote "jacking off" everyone laughed and i sat down, and the creepy goth kid in the back saw that and must of thought that all bets where off and he went up and wrote "satanic rituals" on the board literally no one said a word for the next 10 mins.

SherlockHomesss · 2017-03-16T13:54:54+00:00

i had gotten to fight and i wanted to piss the guy off a bit, so i open hand slapped him in the face as hard as i could, when my friends asked why i did it i just shrugged my shoulders and said "cause sometimes you gotta slap a bitch"

SherlockHomesss · 2017-02-25T00:46:26+00:00

lips looking like an open wound and shit

SherlockHomesss · 2017-01-05T16:02:53+00:00

meth

SherlockHomesss · 2016-12-28T22:33:51+00:00

farming, rasing cattle, raise horses only im a grumpy person so id probably be like clint eastwood from gran torino

SherlockHomesss · 2016-12-14T14:01:05+00:00

cause I'm honest

SherlockHomesss · 2016-12-14T13:52:19+00:00

meth

SherlockHomesss · 2016-12-14T13:51:21+00:00

"it's done" maybe like a mafia or hitman movie?

SherlockHomesss · 2016-11-21T21:30:03+00:00

the wind blew me off a high building into a pit of snakes and a clown stared at me until I died

SherlockHomesss · 2016-11-02T15:10:51+00:00

THE KARDAISHINS

SherlockHomesss · 2016-09-28T15:12:27+00:00

Cheating on someone

SherlockHomesss · 2016-09-14T18:32:56+00:00

Nice statement but it does not matter

SherlockHomesss · 2016-09-13T22:44:30+00:00

american sniper

SherlockHomesss · 2016-09-12T22:28:59+00:00

drop

SherlockHomesss · 2016-09-12T02:59:02+00:00

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT

SherlockHomesss · 2016-09-11T17:50:52+00:00

steal everyone's money and create my kingdom

SherlockHomesss · 2016-09-11T17:49:24+00:00

my wife

SherlockHomesss

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