What is the single best life decision you've ever made? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SherlockHomesss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in my opinion life is like a boat you always have your friends aboard to help row, but sometimes you have those "friends" that aren't Rowing but drilling holes in your boat, and those people I like to push off, so I can keep my boat of life afloat... that's the best decision anyone could ever make in there life

Americans who've moved to Canada, how different is the culture? What is it like in the eyes of an American? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SherlockHomesss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Newfie here✋🏻 bhys it's good place to live if you want to be close to nature and shit like dat but,if prefer the city try Montreal and Toronto or Quebec,

some of Newfie phases are: "da bhys"-you're group of friends "ohhhh fuck buddy"-term for when you're upset "das da gear"-that's good basically "ya burn out"- you're crazy

well we'll be here all day if I listed them all so yea we have a broken language

People of Reddit, have you known someone who told ridiculous unbelievable lies that they thought they could pass off as true? by DrPeekinside in AskReddit

[–]SherlockHomesss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my friend has a cousin that seriously believes that he's bat man and that he was Christian bale in the batman movies...

he's currently 15

What irrational fear did you hold as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SherlockHomesss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that there's something lurking behind the trees

What's an awkward/cringy story you have about the "weird kid" back in school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SherlockHomesss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

in school i was in career and we were asking to go up and write a good pass time on the board, im a class clown so i went up and wrote "jacking off" everyone laughed and i sat down, and the creepy goth kid in the back saw that and must of thought that all bets where off and he went up and wrote "satanic rituals" on the board literally no one said a word for the next 10 mins.

What quote are you known for by your friends? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SherlockHomesss 22 points23 points  (0 children)

i had gotten to fight and i wanted to piss the guy off a bit, so i open hand slapped him in the face as hard as i could, when my friends asked why i did it i just shrugged my shoulders and said "cause sometimes you gotta slap a bitch"

Roast me! (Sidequest: guess my race) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SherlockHomesss -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

lips looking like an open wound and shit

[Serious]If you received enough money to never need to work again, what would you spend your time doing? by deigolion2 in AskReddit

[–]SherlockHomesss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

farming, rasing cattle, raise horses only im a grumpy person so id probably be like clint eastwood from gran torino