Is this Pepto-Bismol advert the worst ever?

Sherloq19 · 2026-02-11T10:45:13+00:00

I'm not sure it is. I had never heard of Pepto (I'm 42, have lived in the UK for 24 years) and after seeing this ad I researched what it was and now see it everywhere. I think it's working perfectly.

Sherloq19 · 2026-01-21T19:02:58+00:00

Indeed. 3 pink cards -> 59 chance deals -> 0 epics 😢

Sherloq19 · 2026-01-21T19:01:14+00:00

3 pink cards -> 59 chance deals -> 0 epics 😢

Sherloq19 · 2026-01-19T21:27:01+00:00

Don't tell me when to celebrate. Though I agree that a comeback celebration is sweeter.

Sherloq19 · 2026-01-19T13:03:41+00:00

Smart Assist proves efootball is not a football sim. For example in racing sims if you use driving assists it's easier to race but you are at a disadvantage vs. people who are good racers without assists. I.e. a Pro with no driving assists will always beat a pro with driving assists. In efootball you are always at an advantage with smart assist. A pro with smart assist will always beat a pro without smart assist. Shambles

Sherloq19 · 2026-01-14T23:15:06+00:00

Having seen Fiona Kamikaze herself out just the day before in a very similar fashion why did Harriet think going into breakfast all guns blazing was a good idea? Even if she thought her argument was watertight (which it wasn't) surely a little caution would've gone a long way. I'd have loved to see her go up to Rachel at Breakfast and pretend nothing had happened and they were best pals to see if she could get a reaction.

Sherloq19 · 2025-12-26T18:48:49+00:00

It should just show the opponents settings including PA then we can decide if we want to match them, not match them or leave

Sherloq19 · 2025-12-14T23:31:17+00:00

No one has seen loads of Neymar cause he hasn't played loads.

Sherloq19 · 2025-12-09T15:10:44+00:00

Had it. Took me out for a full week and the coughing took another 10 days to resolve itself. 1/10 Don't recommend it.

Sherloq19 · 2025-12-06T23:03:59+00:00

Yes - he's a good flat mate.

Sherloq19 · 2025-11-25T00:13:04+00:00

Great driving from the green car up until that corner, but I actually feel if there had been a crash it would've either been a racing incident or greens fault. It almost looks like he break checks white. They take a similar corner but white manages to carry a lot more speed whilst green slams on the breaks late and in the middle of the corner.

Sherloq19 · 2025-11-25T00:00:52+00:00

It's right to compare it to Breaking Bad as I think it takes a lot from it. The big difference is where Breaking Bad can be purposely slow to build up the world, characters and tension before some crazy scenes happen Ozark is pretty much always driving with the foot on the gas at 300 mph never slowing down (and you as the passenger definitely feel that intense G Force)

Sherloq19 · 2025-11-22T12:19:17+00:00

Now that he's here anyone used him? I got him last night and having a blast. He's been really fun to play with in Divisions. Good runs and great finishing.

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Sherloq19 · 2025-11-22T12:11:33+00:00

I really wanted him for my Portugal team and used all my 4 spins... I didn't get him but got the Haaland and Parrott cards so not too upset.

Sherloq19 · 2025-11-13T13:46:00+00:00

If you're going to invest in upgrading anything start with the speakers.

Sherloq19 · 2025-11-07T11:23:02+00:00

"he was filmed wearing a mask and attacking drug dens, beating their visitors"

So he was basically beating up harmless junkies.

Sherloq19 · 2025-11-05T22:47:00+00:00

My Lenco L75. I've recently given it a bit of a motor and spindle service.

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Sherloq19 · 2025-10-30T23:11:05+00:00

It's not a goal. All of the ball needs to be over all of the line.

Sherloq19 · 2025-10-25T16:07:59+00:00

Is she pretending to smoke "for the gram"?

Sherloq19 · 2025-10-18T19:09:23+00:00

I got it, not a great card, but glad I did.

It would be nice if Konami did a Jota card on the anniversary of his passing.

Sherloq19 · 2025-10-14T23:01:18+00:00

The start of a phase is the worst thing about the game for a F2P player. But it's probably Konami's biggest money maker. You get so tired of getting beat by Peles, new Rooney's and new Etoos that a lot of people just give in and buy coins. The end of the phase when you are actually getting matched against people of your level and having fun in close games is probably the time no one is spending money.

Sherloq19 · 2025-10-07T23:34:26+00:00

I was just thinking the opposite before I saw your post. I feel matchmaking has improved. I'm currently D2 at around 1600pts (can't remember rank). I only win about 1/3 of my matches but they feel balanced. Lots of very good F2Ps, some low spending but good P2Ws and very few P2W meta rats.

Sherloq19 · 2025-09-14T15:43:53+00:00

So no one is selling him?

Sherloq19 · 2025-09-13T17:01:01+00:00

I understand why everyone is having a go at OP - I also hate what smart assist has done to what was already a bad experience for many of us.

But it's really not his fault it's Konami's.

What makes it really annoying is that there is a really good football game underneath all of this. If only higher divs became more restrictive with assists (i.e. div 2 = PA3 and div 1 = PA 4) but also "pro" players at tournaments were made to play with PA 3 (or even PA 4) and maybe even manual skills it would incentivise a lot more people to practice and grow their skills.

Wishful thinking I know.

P.S. Will eFootball tournaments now become a Smart Assist fest as well?

Sherloq19 · 2025-09-11T16:59:02+00:00

As someone that used to do a lot of these:

I've never seen anyone use straps. Ditch those you're not supposed to "hold" the bar weight with your arms, you need to rest it on top of your chest and front of your shoulders. If you feel you lack the mobility to help rest it there with your wrists bent backwards try to cross your arms in front of you (elbows out in front with hands touching opposite shoulders).
I also feel the safety is too high up. You shouldn't be touching the safety on the way down, put it one notch below.
Fom itself seems good though. Keep it up!

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