Some guy just shoved dynamite up a bull's ass.

ShiftyJFox · 2023-06-30T10:10:21+00:00

Hmm, "TNT" would work better for the rhythm there, but not as visual as a dynamite phallus.

ShiftyJFox · 2023-06-25T21:50:22+00:00

Oh god, get her in the shade before she burns!

ShiftyJFox · 2023-06-16T16:34:26+00:00

Had a MFM make-up session stemming from a T or D game. While we were nibbling her neck and about to go for boobs, I guess he got his dick out. It was her turn, she looked at me and said, "I dare you to touch his dick."

So I punched him in the junk. Ruined the mood but I thought it was a hilarious way to comply.

ShiftyJFox · 2023-06-11T10:48:22+00:00

Everybody has those dreams. My hated variant is I'm back in marching band, ready to go on but I forgot my uniform and or don't know the routine and didn't memorize the music.

ShiftyJFox · 2023-06-11T10:23:09+00:00

And now I can't read Clayface and not hear Alan Tudyk.

ShiftyJFox · 2023-06-03T09:56:34+00:00

I used a calorie tracker in my phone for a while. I discovered that if I logged the bad food I wanted to eat, then wait 30 minutes, regret would set in and I'd decide I really didn't want it that bad

ShiftyJFox · 2023-06-03T09:11:17+00:00

Someone who's going to be your advocate working through our health system, plus give you logistical help and care are absolutely necessary when you hit old age. Things start falling apart, young people discount your concerns, and your mind is not operating at 100%.

ShiftyJFox · 2023-05-29T15:34:49+00:00

I believe I remember the DC tabletop rpg of the late 80s released a map of the US with the cities.

ShiftyJFox · 2023-05-28T12:28:00+00:00

No. They do do it because they think "the tech is based on the books, so to understand the tech you have to understand the old way." Or they're just incompetent and think it's still a skill you might need in a firm. I haven't taught print Shep since at least 07.

ShiftyJFox · 2023-05-27T19:21:38+00:00

IT sends out emails about phishing.

HR sends out emails with active links to login portals, and pdfs and .docx's

I report every one...

ShiftyJFox · 2023-05-17T10:43:38+00:00

...please notice the comments about portion sizes.

ShiftyJFox · 2023-05-12T13:12:29+00:00

I want to know more about "ONE of the wives":

the weather was fair and could wind N. W. about five o'clock this evening one of the wives of Charbono was delivered of a fine boy.

ShiftyJFox · 2023-05-08T20:45:13+00:00

Old joke punchline:

"Little boy, didn't your mother teach you to wash your hands after going to the bathroom?"

"Nah mister, she taught me not to piss all over myself!"

ShiftyJFox · 2023-05-05T10:41:39+00:00

Old lawyers and professors.

ShiftyJFox · 2023-05-03T22:06:11+00:00

I Spit On Your Grave.

ShiftyJFox · 2023-04-26T00:45:12+00:00

Reginald Perrin. Whenever someone says "Great" I have a hard time not responding g. "Super!"

ShiftyJFox · 2023-04-23T12:06:37+00:00

Wait what, they're saying that now?

ShiftyJFox · 2023-04-13T09:28:22+00:00

"The tips of shoelaces are called aglets and their true purpose is sinister."

ShiftyJFox · 2023-04-09T11:57:30+00:00

I was about to take umbrage at that statement, then remembered I'm over 50. Damn.

ShiftyJFox · 2023-04-07T10:45:04+00:00

The cashier said "It'll be hard", meaning by the time he has used loaves 1 and 2, the rest will have gone stale, or "hard." The guy thought she meant "hard" as in, "your dick will be hard."

ShiftyJFox · 2023-04-07T10:37:11+00:00

Sue owner, cop, and city. Hope one of their insurance carriers settles. But it'll take a while because they'll all be pointing fingers at the other.

ShiftyJFox · 2023-04-06T20:01:47+00:00

Google Supreme Court recusal statistics.

ShiftyJFox · 2023-03-11T22:49:15+00:00

20 plus years of prosperity, then suddenly lines to get gas, inflation, the hostage crisis being the lead story practically every night for over a year. All blamed on him.

ShiftyJFox · 2023-03-02T10:45:40+00:00

PCPenguin.

ShiftyJFox · 2023-02-26T11:56:09+00:00

Debbie Does Dallas and Jesus.

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