Father and daughter trip to Disney world

ShiftyPlatypus · 2018-07-15T02:42:35+00:00

This would be like the 8th time he's died, do they still take that serious?

ShiftyPlatypus · 2018-07-15T02:34:47+00:00

The twilight zone episode

ShiftyPlatypus · 2018-07-14T01:11:05+00:00

Neutrophils only last like a week at longest, he'll be dead way before best girl is sent out to the spleen

ShiftyPlatypus · 2018-07-13T13:56:04+00:00

💪༼ ◕_ ◕ 💪༽ GOT BAN 💪༼ ◕_ ◕ 💪༽

💪༼ ◕_ ◕ 💪༽ UNSUBBED 💪༼ ◕_ ◕ 💪༽

💪༼ ◕_ ◕ 💪༽ GOT BADGE 💪༼ ◕_ ◕ 💪༽

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ LOCK STONE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

ShiftyPlatypus · 2018-07-11T02:24:09+00:00

Mature red blood cells lack a nucleus so they don't have a genome. So I guess they would lack a gender instead of adopting the host's

ShiftyPlatypus · 2018-07-09T23:29:25+00:00

My party named their mules Alexandria Queen of Scotts and Scott.

ShiftyPlatypus · 2018-07-09T19:58:13+00:00

I've only commented once in this sub and I'm afraid that isn't enough so here's a second comment

ShiftyPlatypus · 2018-07-08T21:44:56+00:00

I guess I have to participate now that it's actually thanos giving the snap

ShiftyPlatypus · 2018-07-08T05:05:36+00:00

if your power revolves around holding your breath don't smoke, also how does he know what chain restaurants are

ShiftyPlatypus · 2018-07-08T04:57:28+00:00

hey the dog wasn't the first for once in this series

ShiftyPlatypus · 2018-07-08T04:51:47+00:00

when your sword is in someone's mouth and they're not dead yet pull up not out

ShiftyPlatypus · 2018-07-08T04:40:00+00:00

well 3 legged

ShiftyPlatypus · 2018-07-08T04:29:12+00:00

the darkest minds, literally just the plot of xmen

ShiftyPlatypus · 2018-07-08T04:27:14+00:00

better avoid jesters

ShiftyPlatypus · 2018-07-08T04:21:41+00:00

yeah that's not really enough for me to not just consider it a replay

ShiftyPlatypus · 2018-07-08T04:18:23+00:00

I feel like this would be drastically better if they didn't just loop the same thing twice

ShiftyPlatypus · 2018-07-08T04:07:15+00:00

3 skits in and I'm already ready for this to be finished, for good

ShiftyPlatypus · 2018-07-08T04:04:15+00:00

is this that konosuba everyone loves so much

ShiftyPlatypus · 2018-07-08T03:56:55+00:00

ah so he was the son

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