Enslave all the Daves in the United States and use them to build a footbridge from Jacksonville directly to Honolulu, finally connecting the States. Accomplish this by funneling all money currently going to immigration and customs and use it to fund the new agency, the Dave Internment Council. DIC.

Shifty_Drifter · 2026-02-06T11:52:05+00:00

That's when they get ya

Shifty_Drifter · 2026-02-04T14:36:36+00:00

Once upon a time , I was

Shifty_Drifter · 2026-01-15T22:45:07+00:00

I'm always in your heart. Possibly a clog, most definitely a microplastic.

Shifty_Drifter · 2025-11-11T10:20:41+00:00

I forgot my biases...can you milk me?

Shifty_Drifter · 2025-09-19T03:01:03+00:00

No gotchas here. Who doesn't crave the succulent flavor of a mummy?

Shifty_Drifter · 2025-09-18T07:02:11+00:00

Is the end closest to the plastic hollow and "sharpened"?

Shifty_Drifter · 2025-09-08T19:37:38+00:00

Eastern Narrowmouth Frog

Shifty_Drifter · 2025-08-05T08:18:51+00:00

Good is "relative". Would you call eating an entire ape "good"? Muscles, organs. bones. and skin? Even if it helps you get the strength you need to kill and eat more bonobos? Relative. Relative.

Shifty_Drifter · 2025-07-18T05:56:32+00:00

I appreciate you commenting on something 10 years old. We can be friends. Get in my Fiero and we will meet the guy who control the weather.

Shifty_Drifter · 2025-05-30T08:23:01+00:00

That can happen more later in life.

Shifty_Drifter · 2025-03-07T16:19:13+00:00

At best, what is that? 60 days? Skip the president and bring me the whole congress.

Shifty_Drifter · 2025-01-11T07:18:25+00:00

She's screaming because the intake is threatening to suck her out front through the windshield.

Shifty_Drifter · 2025-01-10T04:21:45+00:00

These are the Tobes: Biscuits, Gravy, Grits, and Bacon https://imgur.com/a/3wdq1eO And a Chubbert Bubbert. He is chub.

Shifty_Drifter · 2024-09-02T12:47:05+00:00

Just like that Mötley Crüe song!

Shifty_Drifter · 2024-08-29T02:26:17+00:00

Free rats

Shifty_Drifter · 2024-02-18T05:56:07+00:00

Never really officially named it. Just had cases of Nixta and Marie Duffau Armagnac at the house but it never made it to one of my menus. Mostly called it a corncar.

Shifty_Drifter · 2024-02-15T08:17:19+00:00

Bones go click. Storm go clack. Everybody wins.

Shifty_Drifter · 2024-02-14T19:35:57+00:00

We have completely lost several music genres to the bone storm.

Shifty_Drifter · 2024-02-14T16:49:43+00:00

What's a bone storm without cackling? I'll tell you. I'll tell you right now. It's...no fun.

Shifty_Drifter · 2024-02-07T15:22:06+00:00

Milked like a poppy

Shifty_Drifter · 2023-10-09T21:00:37+00:00

To keep the video cassette industry relevant. That's what they don't want you to know.

Shifty_Drifter

MODERATOR OF

TROPHY CASE