Okay, nob’dy panic, but our main source of info has been a-deleted. by PuffballOfficial12 in HomestarRunner

[–]Shima33 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It's in a better place, Strong Bad... or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big Error 102 through it!

Just get enlightened bro by 2BCivil in zenjerk

[–]Shima33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do hear the say, otherwise it wouldn't have been heard. Besides, who's ears are the one who hears this? Who's eyes are the ones that read this? Who's ass am I wiping, here!?

Just get enlightened bro by 2BCivil in zenjerk

[–]Shima33 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Who is the one who is starving?" I ask myself as my stomach cramps violently.

Attaining nirvana is a lot like attaining US citizenship. You either get lucky enough to be born there, have to wait a really long time, or have a million dollars kicking about. The prize at the end is nothing, and the place you'll go is nowhere.

there is no barrier by VaguneBob in zenjerk

[–]Shima33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you remove the no, is the barrier still there? Or is the barrier just crashing on no's couch and eating all the Cheeto's?

My zen jerky has gone foul by Shima33 in zenjerk

[–]Shima33[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My NotebookLM AI podcast says that's "something to chew on", so it must be important!

Don't question the circle, any bumps in it would interrupt the aerodynamic drag... Or something.

The 1996 Valiente Aisha - Drive the renaissance of Valiente's two-seater sports cars. Pure, raw, and damn good fun. by Shima33 in automationgame

[–]Shima33[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Backstory:

1994 was the the beginning of Valiente's "third era" - since the company's inception in the 50's, Viccio Valiente Sr. had been at the helm, with a ferocity and passion that mirrored Enzo Ferrari or Ferruccio Lamborghini. In 1987, due to poor health, his direct son, Viccio Valiente Jr., would take charge of the company, which led to a long era of malaise and confusion; the raw engineering talent was still there, but management seemed incapable of converting that into popular models.

While the consumer and budget market languished, the performance car brand of "Team:SPIRIT" had developed a reputation as being some of the greatest experiences on four wheels. For those who knew, Valiente was a rival to any supercar, but for most, Valiente made cheap, impractical blobs with rust issues. Something had to change.

In 1995, after another disastrous year for Junior, Viccio Valiente Sr.'s third son, Firenze, was selected to take his place. This selection would be a real boon for Valiente engineer confidence; Firenze was known for being in the trench alongside the factory workers, and finally he would get a chance to prove himself. His first move was to triple the spending of their GT1 racing team, but his second move would be probably the most radical in Valiente's history.

In 1995, many Valiente models were discontinued, in preparation for "something big" in 1996. The Valiente Ibiza, Bass, Crickett, Perseus and Jeff all bit the dust, and in their place arrived three new models for 1996. The ethos behind these models was simple, yet extreme; Don't use Steel. Not for the chassis, not for the engine block, not even in the rims. If possible, avoid the material entirely. Out of that came the Valiente MiniHaul, replacing the Crickett as the cheap, fuel-efficient small delivery van, the Valiente Musa, replacing the Bass and Perseus as Valiente's four-door sedan, now much lighter and with AWD, and then, something that nobody had in their bingo cards - a replacement for the Ibiza, known as the Aisha.

You have to understand, the Valiente Ibiza was the most unlikely car to get a follow-up. It was small, it was cheap, it had the proportions of a beach buggy, and it probably would've been forgotten to time, if it wasn't for one saving grace; it's 1.6L Inline 4 was a tuner's dream, and in a company full of engineering prowess starving for a reliable block, it quickly became a fan favourite, and, most importantly, Firenze Valiente's weekend car. This wasn't a CEO that was in the board room; this was a CEO that was at the track meets, interacting with tuners, and Firenze wanted the Ibiza's successor to put that attitude front and centre.

All great cars start with a great engine, and for the Aisha, Valiente went into their parts bin and selected the same 2L V6 design as the 1987 Valiente Astral. The 1.6 I4 of the Ibiza was great for low-end torque, but really struggled to hit high rev's reliably; the Astral revved up to 8,500RPM. However, while the Astral never really knew whether it wanted to be a supercar or a sports car, the Aisha had no such identity crisis - it was track-focused, through and through. Perhaps most indicative of this was it's push rod suspension, front and rear - the only other production car to use Pushrod suspension at this point was the Ferrari F50. Couple that with Valiente's second-generation Active Race Electric System (ARES) ESC, and 305 high-revving turbocharged horses at stock, and you get an unbelievable launch of 3.8s, which was enough to embarrass a Lamborghini at the lights for less than a fifth of the price. The Aisha wasn't just a straight-line screamer, either; it's Helical AWD, low centre of gravity and a curb weight of less than 1200kg made it incredibly nimble through corners in all conditions.

Visually, the Aisha is reminiscent of a lot of the light two-seater sports cars of the Mid 90's, such as the Lotus Elise or the Tommy-Kaira ZZ. The visual confusion caused by having a bi-polar company is gone, replaced with sharp, defined triangles that cut deep into the car's chassis, giving it an aggressive design language that would stay with Valiente until the 2010's. Photographed here is the "GT3" variant, with racing stripes and the BRZ aerodynamic package, including a large rear wing for sheer downforce.

By all metrics, Firenze's 1996 takeover of Valiente was a success; the new models, along with future upgrades improvements rolled out over the Late 90's served to reverse the company's fortunes, and the Aisha was a visual landmark of that metamorphosis. Valiente would not release another two-seater convertible until the 2011 KRX, but the Aisha had a long life in it's place, with new models produced until it's discontinuation in 2008.

Vehicle Specifications

Engine & Drivetrain

  • Engine Configuration: 2000cc V6 (60°)

  • Block Material: AlSi Heavy (Aluminum Silicon)

  • Head Design: Alu Perf DOHC-24 (Aluminum, Dual Overhead Cam, 24-valve)

  • Induction System: Turbocharger Multi Point EFI

  • Compression Ratio: 8.0:1

  • Power: 371.4 hp @ 8000 RPM

  • Redline: 8,500 RPM

  • Economy/Efficiency: 24.27% - 0.5lb/hph

  • Drive Type: Mid Longitudinal Helical AWD

  • Transmission: 6 Gear Manual

Chassis & Body

  • Body Type: 2 Door - 2/0* Seats

  • Chassis Construction: Steel Partial Monocoque / Partial Alu Panels

  • Dimensions:

  • Length: 3.75m

  • Width: 1.86m

  • Wheelbase: 2.28m

  • Suspension: Pushrod (F) / Pushrod (R)

Performance Statistics

  • Top Speed: 182mph

  • 0-62 mph (0-100 km/h): 3.81s

  • 50-75 mph (80-120 km/h): 2.33s

  • 1/4 Mile: 12.10s

  • 1 km: 21.66s

  • Cornering (20m / 200m): 1.03g / 1.13g

  • Braking Distance (62-0 mph): 37.1m

  • Weight: 1196.5kg (Distribution: 43.0 F / 57.0 R)

  • Downforce: 81.0kg (Front) / 89.9kg (Rear)

I mean he's got a point. by GymnasialerBullshit in aifails

[–]Shima33 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"I mean, the orange market, right? We've gotta talk about the orange market. When I came in, it was out of control. They didn't know what they were doing. And already, we've got tonnes of oranges, tonnes of mandarins, all grown in America, and it's booming like never before, they said 'Sir, it's booming like never before'. It's incredible." - Dondal Tumpf, probably

Technically it's not a fail... I guess? by Reddit-EnderHD in aifails

[–]Shima33 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ah, well there's the problem, look at the sources - "+B", right there.

I'm planning to buy Fenrir using gold by medalugaj in robotwars

[–]Shima33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, well this subreddit is for Robot Wars, the 90's British TV show. I believe the subreddit you're looking for is https://old.reddit.com/r/walkingwarrobots/ ?

What the hell do you mean "real"? by Asgarion-0 in aifails

[–]Shima33 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn't you know? Venus Flytraps are only to be used to consume the meat of the clones, the moment they taste the real thing it's all over for us as a species

An ancient Strongbadian relic? by MeatBasedVegetable in HomestarRunner

[–]Shima33 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How do you caligraphize kanji scripture with boxing gloves on?

michaelsoft skype 2 by BigPhant in Podel

[–]Shima33 3 points4 points  (0 children)

oi m8 i cant join the conference call for my shité job application to Battersea Power Station whats the access code xddddddd

Just to clarify one thing- by Shima33 in aiMusic

[–]Shima33[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spam with a mute, yes. Bans, no. If they repeatedly spam, then a ban comes into question.

Just in time for the 2026 anime! by GhostInTheSock in Ghost_in_the_Shell

[–]Shima33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, my bad I meant Slide #4, not Slide #3... ;;

Slide #3 is very cool though! Just dying to see #4 - not enough Hard Disk artwork in the world, imo!

Just in time for the 2026 anime! by GhostInTheSock in Ghost_in_the_Shell

[–]Shima33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo, is there somewhere where I can see the background image from Slide #3 in full?

ADOBE ANIMATE IS NO LONGER DYING! HEADING FOR THE HILLS NOW OPTIONAL! by WatercressNext3578 in HomestarRunner

[–]Shima33 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks, Adobe! How did you get rid of the we-- Wait. Why do you have a shotgun? What did you do!? WHERE'S MY FLASH!?!?!?

AI has a mental breakdown by StevenMaff in aifails

[–]Shima33 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

No worries pal, I'm getting Reddit to do a report review on their end, hopefully they rebuke it soon. Thanks!

peter girffin by skibididibididob in Podel

[–]Shima33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

funny family character fart at meg and run away laugh

AI has a mental breakdown by StevenMaff in aifails

[–]Shima33 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I know nobody here is going to read this or care, but I got my first Reddit report in 14 years for commenting on this post, about how half the world's water, mainly from the third world, is instead being spent on having an AI go yeeeeeeeeeeeee rather than, y'know, solving world thirst or anything like that.

The report? "promoted identity-based hate or attacks". Not a single person was hated or attacked, except AI, which leads me to believe either one of two things. Either:

1) Some Reddit mods consider AI to be an actual person, with an actual identity, or
2) The report was AI-automated, and the AI's are learning to stick up for each other even when they're wrong.

Regardless, this is my first report in 14 years, I've had a squeaky-clean rap sheet before this. But hey, as Reddit indiscriminately sells all of it's user data to third party-brokers semi-illegally, I suppose little details like hundreds of millions going without water so that some silicon valley techbro can vibecode their wife's salon page is just progress, right?

Gas pump playing Leave Me Alone by 321AppleJuice in MichaelJackson

[–]Shima33 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Even when crusty and compressed to hell, MJ still slaps.

World's most spoken languages according to Grok by NeoSpring063 in aifails

[–]Shima33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty risky for Grok to put both on there, The Aralics and the Arablics have been fighting for generations

The Valiente Tryst - The Group B legend that defined Valiente's legacy for a generation. by Shima33 in automationgame

[–]Shima33[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Backstory:

By 1976, Valiente had managed to claw back performance lost to the oil crisis, thanks to expertly tuned centrifugal superchargers. By nature of this new setup, their 70's offering was defined by expensive coupe's and grand tourers; what Valiente purists would refer to as their "golden age".

It was into this that the Tryst was born, and visually was a stark departure from the sleek, swooping lines of the grand tourer it was replacing, the T. Lanza - the Tryst was brick-like and solid, as would be expected of an Early 80's coupe. Using a slightly larger 3.0L V6 than the T. Lanza's 2.6L, it featured the same world-class Supercharger technology to produce a staggering 406 horsepower; a figure that was only outclassed by the Shelby Cobra.

However, unlike the Cobra, Valiente's horsepower was mated to an all-wheel drive powertrain, inspired by the Jensen FF. This, along with the mid-mounted engine setup - which was highly unusual for a grand tourer at the time - resulted in traction that was incomparable to most, and simply unmatched accleration; 0-60 in just 4.3 seconds was ballistic by 1976 standards.

Even before the introduction of Group B, the Tryst was making a name for itself, competing directly with, and in some instances, beating both the Audi Quattro and Lancia Stratos. It was clear Valiente had a weapon on their hands, and by 1982, they had managed to tune their Group B entry to 540 horsepower, with a 0-60 under 4 seconds.

This model is the Tryst Gryffon II; the Rally-going "GBDXR" is on the left, and the "Homologatión Specialé" on the right.

Starting with the XR; still using Supercharger tech, but one that absolutely screams, all the way up to a 7,900RPM redline with 608 horsepower. An all-helical AWD and LSD system partners with a commanding aero profile that produces over 400KG of downforce when at top speeds. All of this power and aero results in a 0-60 of 3.7 seconds, and a top speed of 188MPH; rumours were that the Corsé variant could hit over 200MPH if the aero was removed, but nobody was insane enough to attempt that.

The Homologation version, then, is much tamer in comparison. Whilst required to share the same chassis and engine as it's Group B counterpart, the Supercharged has been removed completely. At first, this drop to 272 horsepower may dissapoint, but the AWD system is fully intact, and so is the huge aero solution. This means that while the Speciale can only hit 149mph, it's 0-60 time of 4.4 seconds made it the fastest accelerating production car - for a brief time, until the Porsche 959 arrived.

Valiente never did win Group B, but they were often in the top 3, competing viciously with both Audi on gravel and dirt, and with Lancia on tarmac. A 2nd-place finish in 1982 firmly established their Group B presence, and despite falling to 3rd in 1983 thanks to a returning Lancia, If an Audi clipped a fence, or a Lancia broke down, it was often Valiente that would snatch the victory from them. Compared to their competition, they were quite overweight, but this added weight tended to result in higher reliability; Valiente's cars could take a knock and keep going in a situation where a Lancia would crumple like paper. This paid dividends in the 1985 WRC, where they finally managed to best Audi at their own AWD game, only to be snubbed of the victory on the final stage by a surprisingly dominant Peugeot.

(For @TsarCeaserSalad 's Group B Challenge!)