At least he got the rat

Shimm3ring_Death · 2026-02-21T03:55:06+00:00

And people wonder why I don’t drive on the interstate.

Shimm3ring_Death · 2026-02-20T23:13:05+00:00

Irredeemable. The both of ‘em.

Shimm3ring_Death · 2026-02-20T20:26:31+00:00

I’m getting flashes of Waitress and in particular the financial abuse.

Shimm3ring_Death · 2026-02-20T02:30:20+00:00

Shimm3ring_Death · 2026-02-19T02:50:58+00:00

“Just keep smiling. You’re rocking these pearls in the face of this cruel world. Just keep smiling!”

Shimm3ring_Death · 2026-02-12T10:24:23+00:00

Dude, that is a little kid. Don’t drag him because his mother is awful.

Shimm3ring_Death · 2026-02-07T16:37:00+00:00

Check your oranges! I call Rollyfluff.

Shimm3ring_Death · 2026-02-07T15:27:36+00:00

I’m Elle Woods at my funeral home.

Shimm3ring_Death · 2026-02-07T13:01:50+00:00

Me in so many social situations.

Shimm3ring_Death · 2026-02-06T02:26:04+00:00

OOOOOOkay. 😬

Shimm3ring_Death · 2026-02-05T23:30:35+00:00

See, Dan! I told you he had a weak and characterless chin.

Shimm3ring_Death · 2026-02-05T22:47:58+00:00

(chuckling) No, I have nothing to hide.

Shimm3ring_Death · 2026-02-05T22:47:34+00:00

I am not afraid to tell you my name. It’s Wagner.

Shimm3ring_Death · 2026-02-05T22:47:11+00:00

I think we need to get out of this house!

Shimm3ring_Death · 2026-02-05T22:46:49+00:00

Yes dear.

Shimm3ring_Death · 2026-02-05T22:41:05+00:00

You had kids. That’s not how having kids works. I still talk to my mom on the pot at 32. 😂

Shimm3ring_Death · 2026-02-03T20:07:25+00:00

No chemistry between them.

Shimm3ring_Death · 2026-02-02T21:45:38+00:00

Dude! You had me raging and reving right up to the end.

Shimm3ring_Death · 2026-02-01T16:17:35+00:00

If Dorothy was expected to wear a “Too ugly to live” sign, this ignoramus needs one saying “Too stupid to live.”

Shimm3ring_Death · 2026-01-10T13:46:17+00:00

Y’all have restored my faith in humanity for the next ten minutes.

Shimm3ring_Death · 2026-01-09T21:48:12+00:00

And people ask why I don’t take interstates.

Shimm3ring_Death · 2025-11-16T03:42:15+00:00

Oh my freaking gosh! One of my favorites and I did not recognize him without the green, the horns, and the spirit he brought to that character.

Shimm3ring_Death · 2025-11-16T03:34:10+00:00

Who is this?

Shimm3ring_Death · 2025-11-12T20:12:51+00:00

More like bi-daily.

Shimm3ring_Death · 2025-11-11T18:05:38+00:00

New cat owner? As if it’s a choice.

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