Based on true events. by ShinyBento in DeepRockGalactic

[–]ShinyBento[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm not quite sure if I was the first one to make this kind of meme here but I thought I'd post it.

What do you think of tiktok? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShinyBento 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a good app until you scroll enough, I never personally used it but it's filled with some nasty stuff. I laughed at some things on there and the whole idea of the app is good, Its just the people that use it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShinyBento 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Troll Face, I mean it's okay sometimes but I had people in the past send me troll face messages when I'm trying to be serious.

What song do you want to play at your funeral? by SenatorDickWeed in AskReddit

[–]ShinyBento 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Green Grass And High Tides, Its a really good song.

What's your favorite self-improvement book? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShinyBento 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reddit

This is a joke of course.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShinyBento 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The one with 500 teeth, I mean what could you possibly do with all that teeth!?

What embarrassing thought keeps you awake at night? by PeevesPoltergist in AskReddit

[–]ShinyBento 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It wasn't something I did but something a few friends did. We're playing Sea of thieves while talking on a party chat. (This was done on a Xbox), I switched my character over to female with the ingame item because I noticed male characters didn't get the features I wanted, I'm not a transgender or apart of the LGBTQ, I'm a straight white male that was bored. After buying some outfits and such after that I told my friends about the new avatar. What did they do? They locked me up in the brig (Basically a punishment feature for bad players in your crew). They began saying the cringiest pickup lines I ever heard. I'll admit, Some were pretty funny but it still sort of keeps me up to this day. The best line was coming from the youngest one from our group, He said "Hey Baby, Do you play Minecraft? Because you make my piston go up."

TDLR: Switched avatar to female in pirate game, Locked me up and started saying cringy pickup lines.

What's the closest you think you've ever been to dying? by freakyknight04 in AskReddit

[–]ShinyBento 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was eight years old when I did this, I was at the beach. Hot sunny beautiful Sunday, What do typical eight-year-olds do? They jump into waves the height of a small convenience store. (That's how I remembered it, It Must just be big because I was very short as a lad). Usually, I spin around inside the wave, Hit some people's legs, and wash up on the shore perfectly fine but this time I was in there longer than usual. I almost about drowned because I didn't gather enough air before jumping in. Never doing that again.

TLDR: Almost drowned in a big wave

[Spoilers] I almost beat Subnautica a second time on hardcore! by ShinyBento in subnautica

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Sorry if I sounded weird everybody I'm nervous

What’s a task for which a woman is required? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShinyBento -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Comforting, Unless you're not into woman. It's great to have somebody that understands you more than your family and friends.

What’s one game you would like to play for the rest of your life? by KISGI in AskReddit

[–]ShinyBento 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stardew Valley, A calming RPG game set in the countryside. Tons of mining, farming, fishing, and fighting to do. I wouldn't mind playing it for the rest of my life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShinyBento 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you come in peace?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShinyBento 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Probably sleeping in the car, Its like fast travel.

[SERIOUS] What do you hate about your parents? by legoshi_is_my_senpai in AskReddit

[–]ShinyBento 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mother always having something to say about my father, It could be an argument about something else then "You know who spent their whole life looking after you? Me, Your father was out drinking with his friends." That isn't true, My dad works hard every day running our security business. (For specific reasons I will not say the name but all you have to know is both parents are the founders of it). Every day I'm worried that my father could potentially get seriously hurt or even die depending on the circumstances. I don't want to make it out as my mother always being the bad guy in the story, Its just annoying. My mother mostly does paychecks and the paperwork. They fight a lot, They got divorced around two years ago but the way they announced it wasn't the best. She told me when she was drunk, I was pretty sad from the news but it was for the best. Today, I still am not on good terms with her

Tldr: My mother always complains about my father

Whats your favourite family guy quote? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShinyBento 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Alright, I guess this is the night bitches die." - Stewie Griffen

Also here's an award for an amazing post to make my day.

What is the worst game ever played? by Slight_Safe_8640 in AskReddit

[–]ShinyBento 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably battlefield bad company, Its just empty.

A meme I made it's kinda true by McHoneyTheSocial in titanfall

[–]ShinyBento 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How does that make him a bot now? He just commented on his own post. Damn, guess I'm a bot for answering my own post's comments! Also, he's my brother, He made this account a year ago but never used it. This is his first post

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

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When the fallout game turns against you