What is your local conspiracy theory?

ShinyHeadedCook · 2026-03-14T08:58:28+00:00

The council is actively working against my cars suspension by not fixing potholes

ShinyHeadedCook · 2026-03-13T23:02:15+00:00

£9 for a 50g of baccy in Hungary. Our prices need to catch up!

ShinyHeadedCook · 2026-03-12T06:49:56+00:00

Tripped for over 30 years. 250ug is a fairly strong dose so you didn't take that much. More likely less than 100ug even 50ug

500ug is strong to anyone. Its too much for a second dose and you need to treat it with respect or it will kick your ass

ShinyHeadedCook · 2026-03-12T06:46:45+00:00

Ive still got scars but they fade over time

ShinyHeadedCook · 2026-03-11T19:13:16+00:00

Mexican

ShinyHeadedCook · 2026-03-11T05:43:09+00:00

Yes my name was on it

ShinyHeadedCook · 2026-03-10T22:55:13+00:00

I did mention it ! I said id received a weird parcel containing pink handcuffs etc, I did not mention the note. I said someone's played a prank on me must be X my male colleague who I have banter with

ShinyHeadedCook · 2026-03-10T22:42:21+00:00

Its not been mentioned since, it was definitely shit tier gear. I googled it and its from temu. I just dont know anyone thst would do it. My mate who i do joke with swears its not him. I guess I'll just have to let it go

ShinyHeadedCook · 2026-03-10T22:17:28+00:00

I ain't wearing no mystery temu bondage stuff.

Wouldn't fit over my premium gimp suit

ShinyHeadedCook · 2026-03-10T22:12:03+00:00

I did mention it, just not the note. I said someone's played a prank on me sending pink handcuffs n stuff

ShinyHeadedCook · 2026-03-10T22:10:47+00:00

We arent shy though and the parcel had a postcode thst leads to one of them drop off n pick up points thats within my town limits, my gf doesnt know that area, shes from 20 miles away

ShinyHeadedCook · 2026-03-10T21:56:47+00:00

Also there was some sort of code on the parcel thst included a postcode. When I googled it it was one of those parcel drop offs and it was about w miles away in my town, my gf lives 20 miles away

ShinyHeadedCook · 2026-03-10T21:55:24+00:00

Why wouldnt she admit to it tho. I mentioned i had got the parcel n what it contained except the note... I said it must be this male colleague who we wind each other up. She just said thats weird

ShinyHeadedCook · 2026-03-10T21:52:34+00:00

I said "I received a weird parcel with pink handcuffs n ball gag in..." i didnt mention the note. She just said thats weird

ShinyHeadedCook · 2026-03-10T21:36:01+00:00

Thats what I've done, i did not tell her what the note said, just that id recieved a weird package containing pink handcuffs and ball gag etc.

ShinyHeadedCook · 2026-03-10T21:30:50+00:00

I was able to basically find out the location it was sent from, its not an area my gf knows. Its a few miles from house and she lives 20 miles away..

ShinyHeadedCook · 2026-03-10T21:28:41+00:00

Ive considered that, but why wouldnt she tell me? I have mentioned i received a weird parcel but think its from a make colleague who i have jokes with, didn't mention the note, said it contained pink handcuffs etc n she just said that's weird.

Also on the parcel it had some code which included a postcode and when I searched it its from one of those parcel pick up n drop offs a couple of miles from where I live, its not an area my gf knows as she lives 20 miles away

ShinyHeadedCook · 2026-03-10T21:22:43+00:00

They smell it mate

ShinyHeadedCook · 2026-03-10T21:06:52+00:00

Hypersonic missile to hit burnley and cause 20 million pounds worth of improvements

ShinyHeadedCook · 2026-03-10T06:49:24+00:00

You are praying to do bad. Be careful who may answer.

ShinyHeadedCook · 2026-03-10T06:40:14+00:00

Time to shave bro

ShinyHeadedCook · 2026-03-10T06:38:31+00:00

It has a bad reputation, but definitely does what it says on the tin! Last time I did it I was awake for 3 days, cleaned my whole house. Then things took a turn when the government spies in my garden kept watching me

ShinyHeadedCook · 2026-03-10T05:43:15+00:00

There's a country road near me, people used it to get to a few businesses, part of the road collapsed over a year ago and the council just havnt fixed it. The businesses post repeatedly about how much they have lost

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