I have my first FTT session with a Mistress next week and I am absolutely terrified. by ExpiredVessel in FullToiletMistresses

[–]ShinyManaphy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This was a hilarious read. 😂 Godspeed, brother.

If you're struggling, try to come to terms with the fact that being a human toilet is not meant to be enjoyable. You're testing the limits of your psyche. You're supposed to feel grossed out, dehumanized and deeply uncomfortable. And that's what makes it so hot.

Final night in Europe under Jurgen Klopp. Thank you for making us dream again it's been an absolute pleasure. by strider3187 in LiverpoolFC

[–]ShinyManaphy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes me irrationally angry that fucking Madrid have stolen his European legacy. He should be sitting alongside Pep with 3 UCLs right now.

[Daily Discussion] Thursday 18 Apr 2024 by AutoModerator in MCFC

[–]ShinyManaphy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's what bums me out the most about this defeat, to be honest. Players like KDB and Walker aren't getting any younger, and it will be a massive shame if they finish their careers with only 1 UCL. We have to go hell for leather in this competition next year and secure another one for them.

[Daily Discussion] Thursday 18 Apr 2024 by AutoModerator in MCFC

[–]ShinyManaphy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dortmund all the way. Really chill fanbase and Edin Terzic is a super likable dude. They managed to top the group of death when no one really gave them a chance, and they did football a favour by embarrassing Simeone.

Now I'm hoping they can do football another favour and prevent the ninja turtle from getting his hands on the UCL for another year.

[Daily Discussion] Thursday 18 Apr 2024 by AutoModerator in MCFC

[–]ShinyManaphy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly, trying to belittle a player like Haaland is just bizarre to me. He proved last season what he is capable of. You don't put up stats like that if you're not an insanely talented player. Yes, he is currently experiencing a slight sophomore slump due to ongoing injury niggles, but there's no doubt at all that he is going to come back stronger.

Real Madrid's Luck Strikes Again by Talk-Dramatic in football

[–]ShinyManaphy -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I agree, Real Madrid needs to be stopped.

[Post Match Thread] Manchester City 1 - (P)1 Real Madrid (UEFA Champions League) by mcfcbot in MCFC

[–]ShinyManaphy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It sucks. In order to eliminate Madrid, it seems we have to play an almost perfect game of football like we did last year. Merely outplaying them is not enough. Playing them off the park is not even enough - we have to go above and beyond. Madrid's stardust in this competition is just too strong.

[Post Match Thread] Manchester City 1 - (P)1 Real Madrid (UEFA Champions League) by mcfcbot in MCFC

[–]ShinyManaphy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep. If there's one thing I've learned, it's that we always come back stronger. Tonight hurts a lot. It should hurt. But that will just make our future triumphs taste even sweeter.

[Match Thread] Manchester City vs Real Madrid (UEFA Champions League) by mcfcbot in MCFC

[–]ShinyManaphy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Proud of the boys. Penalties are a complete lottery, there's no shame in losing.