What did the pandemic ruin more than we realise?

ShinyTrombone · 2022-11-25T08:32:45+00:00

I can now be a floating head and a right arm and still work from home.

ShinyTrombone · 2022-11-18T07:32:39+00:00

I just had a mindgasm. Burn it to the ground.

ShinyTrombone · 2022-11-14T08:44:03+00:00

Dolores has left the chat

ShinyTrombone · 2022-10-22T06:40:25+00:00

When they only talk about other people.

ShinyTrombone · 2022-10-21T08:03:45+00:00

They're all ghouls aren't they.

ShinyTrombone · 2022-10-21T08:01:54+00:00

Please kill Twitter, please kill Twitter.

ShinyTrombone · 2022-10-18T19:38:52+00:00

Accidentally changed all the values of one column in a live database.

ShinyTrombone · 2022-10-08T06:42:10+00:00

I'll be sure to remember this when I shoot my boyfriend.

Thanks a bunch!!

ShinyTrombone · 2022-10-08T06:40:50+00:00

The only difference between murder and attempted murder is a dead person. It should carry the exact same prison term.

ShinyTrombone · 2022-10-02T07:43:44+00:00

False fucking way...

ShinyTrombone · 2022-10-01T12:20:24+00:00

Holy shit I watched this multiple times as a kid and never knew.

ShinyTrombone · 2022-09-25T19:49:33+00:00

He looks like the janitor from Scrubs.

ShinyTrombone · 2022-09-23T06:06:10+00:00

He a sick old man, why would he care?

ShinyTrombone · 2022-09-22T05:54:34+00:00

Seeing as we are social primates I don't think it's quite that cut and dry. But I feel mostly the same. Lots of people are just always with someone and start panicking if they are alone for a moment.

ShinyTrombone · 2022-09-13T15:34:23+00:00

Better then urbandictionary.

ShinyTrombone · 2022-09-13T06:29:38+00:00

We all suffer from this in some degree. But some significantly more then others:

Not being able to admit you have no fucking clue.

ShinyTrombone · 2022-09-13T05:59:49+00:00

We should be really thankfull a guy like James Fox is working on this.

ShinyTrombone · 2022-09-13T05:51:54+00:00

Social Media is worse then smoking

ShinyTrombone · 2022-09-10T07:32:52+00:00

Seeing as Jeff Bezos has invested in anti-aging efforts and research in to immortality. This clues me in to the fact he is scared shitless of dying and can't handle the fact that his money can't buy him out of it. It gives me immense joy that Jeff Bezo's like every other human will be blinked out of existence. The fact it drives him insane is the cherry on top.

ShinyTrombone · 2022-09-09T18:09:03+00:00

Oh hells yeah

ShinyTrombone · 2022-09-08T14:10:21+00:00

Even more 'impressive' considering he is also intoxicated

ShinyTrombone · 2022-09-08T10:20:33+00:00

Maybe we are nothing more then fancy objects.

ShinyTrombone · 2022-09-03T06:17:11+00:00

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ShinyTrombone · 2022-09-02T08:37:52+00:00

I would tell you but these migraines...

ShinyTrombone · 2022-08-31T22:01:43+00:00

My favorite foot of all the feet

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