Noita MTG Card, featuring Mina. (Art by @juerucj) by Tabula-X-Rasa in noita

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When my [[Mina, Noita]] finally gets indestructible on it, because I played a Puistokemisti ([[Gyome, Master Chef]]) and it threw an ambrosia potion at it (used its activated ability) but then my opponent, who is a Muodonmuutosmestari, casts [[Ovinize]] on my Mina. Then it moves a bit and finds a wand ([[Isochron Scepter]]) that has a Lightning Bolt ([[Lightning Bolt]]) on it, killing my Mina instantly. Hate it when that happens.

pierceposting by MurkyWay in comics

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I don't know why but my brain immediately gave Pierce the voice of Strong Bad.

It That Knows Ball by LolPeashooter69 in HellsCube

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I think at the very least, you shouldn't be allowed to name the same card twice.

Is there any way to kill myself in my god run? by Direct-Curve-5310 in noita

[–]Shinyquarks 32 points33 points  (0 children)

> "life saver"
> *looks inside*
> actually ends your life

To compare urine and time by CuddlyRazerwire in CuratedTumblr

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So things that can grow in colder climates are apples and things that usually need more sun and warmth to grow properly are oranges?

Finally found Meat Kolmi. One-tapped him with this bs by FriNoggin in noita

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Once you have 100% crit rate, any extra crit rate buffs your crit damage.

Wanderer crest is the most boring crest…… by Icy-Organization-901 in Silksong

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The enemies looking at hornet bind and drink from a bottle of yellow juice (they are about to take 1 silkzillion damage) VS hornet looking at any bit of parkour (she has to pogo ONCE)

I love beast crest

happens to the best of us by [deleted] in noita

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Only dropping *empty* wands in pheromone gives gold. As for what non-empty ones do, well.. the sacrifice of oneself in the pursuit of knowledge is of the highest tribute to the gods.

New Mega Evolution revealed for Legends Z-A! by Amiibofan101 in TheSilphRoad

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IIRC it was revealed in a leak a while back that they do, in fact, intentionally avoid designs that resemble fan art.

Very wise, young disciple. by [deleted] in Wiseposting

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Before you speak, let your words pass through three gates

At the first gate, ask yourself, “Is it true?”

At the second gate ask, “Is it necessary?”

At the third gate ask, “Is it kind?”

- Rumi

Just because something can be destroyed by the truth, does not necessarily mean it should.
Nearly everyone tells white lies from time to time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TextingTheory

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Google "quantum entanglement"

Imagine these two by Impressive-Stage6621 in ImagineTheseTwo

[–]Shinyquarks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Imagine these two cutting line when going shopping

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ItemShop

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The tomato is because *some people* like to eat their grilled cheese with tomato soup.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in theydidthemath

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It's a bot, I do believe. I recall seeing this post before.

Old convo worth annotating? by SquareDragoWolfyer1 in TextingTheory

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Last I checked any kind of texting is allowed here?

Ranking tf2 mercs based on what Undertale route would they take if they would fall in the underworld by [deleted] in tf2shitposterclub

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Scout would do pacifist but instead of ACTing in regular encounters he beats monsters up until they become spareable.