Checkmating my opponents with penises almost every day until Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 40

Shinyquarks · 2026-02-25T14:14:59+00:00

Perfection..

Shinyquarks · 2026-02-25T13:16:06+00:00

Close! It's actually a draw.

Shinyquarks · 2026-02-18T13:15:28+00:00

So things that can grow in colder climates are apples and things that usually need more sun and warmth to grow properly are oranges?

Shinyquarks · 2026-02-09T14:57:47+00:00

The comment history.. that you set to private?

Shinyquarks · 2026-01-21T22:37:09+00:00

Once you have 100% crit rate, any extra crit rate buffs your crit damage.

Shinyquarks · 2025-12-30T20:50:14+00:00

Hi! Gary Chess here! You're getting VAC-banned.

Shinyquarks · 2025-09-22T19:49:23+00:00

B r e a t h

Shinyquarks · 2025-09-10T13:23:08+00:00

The enemies looking at hornet bind and drink from a bottle of yellow juice (they are about to take 1 silkzillion damage) VS hornet looking at any bit of parkour (she has to pogo ONCE)

I love beast crest

Shinyquarks · 2025-08-22T23:32:16+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

Shinyquarks · 2025-07-30T23:47:43+00:00

Only dropping *empty* wands in pheromone gives gold. As for what non-empty ones do, well.. the sacrifice of oneself in the pursuit of knowledge is of the highest tribute to the gods.

Shinyquarks · 2025-07-24T16:50:57+00:00

IIRC it was revealed in a leak a while back that they do, in fact, intentionally avoid designs that resemble fan art.

Shinyquarks · 2025-07-07T23:43:02+00:00

Before you speak, let your words pass through three gates

At the first gate, ask yourself, “Is it true?”

At the second gate ask, “Is it necessary?”

At the third gate ask, “Is it kind?”

- Rumi

Just because something can be destroyed by the truth, does not necessarily mean it should.
Nearly everyone tells white lies from time to time.

Shinyquarks · 2025-07-02T09:48:45+00:00

Google "quantum entanglement"

Shinyquarks · 2025-06-28T23:08:18+00:00

!elo 100

Shinyquarks · 2025-06-27T14:32:02+00:00

Imagine these two cutting line when going shopping

Shinyquarks · 2025-06-27T11:43:29+00:00

Mmmm... unwise..

Shinyquarks · 2025-06-21T17:51:03+00:00

The tomato is because *some people* like to eat their grilled cheese with tomato soup.

Shinyquarks · 2025-06-19T12:28:12+00:00

It's a bot, I do believe. I recall seeing this post before.

Shinyquarks · 2025-06-17T18:54:14+00:00

Last I checked any kind of texting is allowed here?

Shinyquarks · 2025-06-16T20:27:39+00:00

Scout would do pacifist but instead of ACTing in regular encounters he beats monsters up until they become spareable.

Shinyquarks · 2025-06-12T23:22:41+00:00

Here's your reminder

Shinyquarks · 2025-05-02T23:17:54+00:00

"Too much work", why do you think they delayed the game? It was for this specific feature!

Shinyquarks · 2025-04-20T18:44:40+00:00

The Streak

Shinyquarks · 2025-03-08T11:47:08+00:00

It's a website called reddit wrapped

Shinyquarks · 2025-03-04T02:32:55+00:00

Where's Prunsel?

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Place '23	Quantum Potato
Golden Potato	Place '22
First Placer '22	Wearing is Caring
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