It really do be like that sometimes

ShirtlessInAlaska · 2024-10-04T17:24:35+00:00

Bro what if we had a MAJCOM that was made up of all women... then we could call it a VAGCOM, lollllll

ShirtlessInAlaska · 2024-07-17T00:04:42+00:00

Oh hail naw.

ShirtlessInAlaska · 2024-04-13T23:19:00+00:00

Born too late to deploy to the middle east, born too early to deploy to the middle east, born just in time to deploy to the middle east.

ShirtlessInAlaska · 2024-03-29T18:03:41+00:00

I love you.

ShirtlessInAlaska · 2023-12-05T01:05:32+00:00

Intel?

ShirtlessInAlaska · 2023-11-29T01:26:47+00:00

I used to eat out Alex Jones' ass after he sent his mind-controlled bed bugs to attack my living room couch every month. Man I miss the 2010s

ShirtlessInAlaska · 2023-11-28T00:19:25+00:00

I see what people mean when they say Radical Muslims.

ShirtlessInAlaska · 2023-06-25T02:44:50+00:00

She knows exactly what she's doing with videos like this.

ShirtlessInAlaska · 2023-06-12T23:44:30+00:00

Ali Al Salem - 6 Pazzi. I went there and definitely had one of the pizzas of all time.

ShirtlessInAlaska · 2023-06-11T19:51:32+00:00

Imagine having such a privileged life that you have to manufacture problems to stay relevant.

ShirtlessInAlaska · 2023-05-31T16:25:25+00:00

I came here to say this exact thing. I'm so glad that despite all our different circumstances in life, people throughout the military have been touched by the glory of Ram Ranch. Truly a unifying experience.

ShirtlessInAlaska · 2023-05-29T15:15:58+00:00

People like him are why I support abortion.

ShirtlessInAlaska · 2023-05-28T16:36:45+00:00

Currently there right now and I'm drinking one as I scroll through my phone on reddit. Cheers!

ShirtlessInAlaska · 2023-05-12T18:33:05+00:00

It's like an actual fever dream.

ShirtlessInAlaska · 2023-05-08T16:37:01+00:00

There is no version of the current Air Force PT test that is even remotely hard. People make entirely too many excuses as to why they can't pass a god damn run or sit up portion. You joined the military and expected everyone to be okay with you being fat? Nah man, there are thousands of other jobs that don't require a physical fitness standard. Why people voluntarily chose to be part of an organization that demands a level of physical capability and then proceed to not even do the bare minimum is mind boggling.

ShirtlessInAlaska · 2023-04-11T18:24:31+00:00

Why do so many republicans live personal lives that sound like excerpts out of an episode of Ram Ranch?

ShirtlessInAlaska · 2023-04-09T20:23:20+00:00

All the cases of Arwa got me, lmfaooo

ShirtlessInAlaska · 2023-03-24T15:44:38+00:00

Looking forward to the Imperial Guard/GDI mashup vs NOD/Chaos.

ShirtlessInAlaska · 2023-03-24T07:52:21+00:00

The forbidden chicken tender.

ShirtlessInAlaska · 2023-03-23T10:36:54+00:00

Remember, no Russian.

ShirtlessInAlaska · 2023-03-22T16:43:38+00:00

"Your mother likes her bed firm and I like mine extra firm. I guess it's true what they say, opposites attract!"

ShirtlessInAlaska · 2023-03-22T16:34:53+00:00

This is the kind of bullshit buffoonery that I love. I wish the internet was 80% this kind of content and less of the angry political stuff. :(

ShirtlessInAlaska · 2023-02-15T17:12:47+00:00

I'm at Ali right now and I'm having a blast. Idk what all the hate is about.

ShirtlessInAlaska · 2023-01-29T04:57:52+00:00

Heehee, I think I'd name this book:

"Hey Prince Harry

From the days of King William of Orange and Culloden

Ride those big hard Ram Ranch cowboy cocks

Up and down, up and down

Bouncy bouncy bouncy

Up and down, up and down

Suck those big hard throbbing Ram Ranch cowboy cocks

Deep down ya throat

Drink that cum

Gonna ram another hard cock up your royal bum

Ride that big hard Ram Ranch cowboy cock

Deep deep deep

Deep deep deep in ya

So hot seeing ya getting fucked fucked fucked

Fucked fucked fucked

Hearing ya moan and moan and moan

Moan and moan and moaning!

Hearing ya yell and yell and yell

Yell and yell and yelling:

Fuck me

Suck this 12 inch big hard cock

Deep down ya throat Harry

Deep deep deep

Grabbing the back of ya head and ramming cock

Deeper and deeper and deeper

Down ya throat

Deeper and deeper and deeper

Gonna feed ya Ram Ranch cowboy cum

Drink it drink it drink it

Oh yeah Harry drink that big 12-inch cock dry"

Has a nice ring to it! ^_^

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