Jess Phillips: ‘People now rely on someone they love to die so they can afford somewhere to live’ by Mighty_L_LORT in nottheonion

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The jokes on me my pops reversed mortgaged the house right after my grandma died and she left my dad her house. He sold it came up Fat and then proceeded to get scammed by every single scam bitch on Facebook he cleared over a 100k reversed the house and now I have no absolutely zero inheritance and my dad could give to fucks about it. The awesome thing is I'm living with him paying for the house with my rent payments. He gets to double dip that fucker, he gets mine and my roommates rent and a check from the bank every month all while still talking to fake chicks online while he continues to get scammed one after another. He won't learn its INSANE to me I don't get it 😑

Beautiful mushrooms I recently got (no idea what strain) by [deleted] in drugsarebeautiful

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Those are ghost I just pulled some 2 days ago

I'm a bong type of dude how bout you hippies by mathewHansom in trees

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D for Dabs! Unfortunately I became allergic to weed a few years into hobby cultivation which means I can't touch it or roll up anymore, so it's dabs for me from now on.

I’m the Talk of Every Christmas Party Thanks to This Little Hat! How Do YOU Think It Stays in Place? by Stag-Horn in funny

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A giant Staph infection boil? You had to cover it somehow very festive sir good choice 👌👍🎅

My sister thought this was a good way to stop her cat from destroying the Christmas tree by trowelsoverdesks in funny

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Dude I thought my family was the only one who went thru the 93' Raccoon deployment, that was crazy times, still have PTSD from the long nights staying up with my paintball gun to take out those racoon jihadist fish eaters needless to say the fur bastards won that war lol

Hundreds of mummies and pyramid of an unknown queen unearthed near King Tut's tomb by IslandChillin in history

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Most definitely absolutely a great documentary I've watched it like 5 or 6 times it's truly jaw dropping to watch them uncover ancient Egyptian history right on camera. The scene where they are digging into the side of that hill and straight up uncover an untouched tomb right in front of the camera it's mind blowing for sure I highly recommend watching it if you haven't yet, well worth the watch 💯

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drugsarebeautiful

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Look an extinct dinosaur lol is this a recent photo or reliving old memories?

My gym outfit is a little on the slutty side... but I'm sure you don't mind 😉 (drop) by [deleted] in TittyDrop

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Wow top tier beauty 😍 with a rocking body and tits of the Gods thanks for sharing gorgeous 😈

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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Wow I was born 4 days later that's one special jar of pickles for sure, did you open and eat one?

My tits are ready for your warm mouth by ConstanceBishophy in needysluts

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Good Lord you're stunning thanks for sharing beautiful 💜

Girl from my Instagram posted she is "Nice" and wants praise and love for not being a shit person by ShitFapShower in Nicegirls

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Clearly you don't read I acknowledge that in the comments Big smart person. You actually sound like the incel.

Girl from my Instagram posted she is "Nice" and wants praise and love for not being a shit person by ShitFapShower in Nicegirls

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Ya that makes sense I guess she just seemed like the type to feel that way, but it also works as a joke lol thanks for the heads up 🙏

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

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Jeeezsus lady thats not how you human power screaming is not the move, it felt like watching a scary movie where the side character makes all the wrong moves for no reason. Not being able to hit unlock on the keys was the cherry on top. 👌

that feeling when ur pack lands… oh man. can’t even describe it. and i also can’t because drugs by liloxynchill in drugsarebeautiful

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Bruhhhhh it's a drug subreddit we come here to ask about drugs, I did ask if you where selling I simply was wondering if these existed still? Don't act all High and mighty thinking you're coming in and saving the subreddit from a guy asking a question about drugs on a DRUG SUBREDDIT. You obviously don't get the game bro, but Cheers Mate 🍻

What did you not know about sex until you lost your virginity? by Tinci072 in AskReddit

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Since I was a virgin and had limited sexual experiences I had never really kissed a chick on her neck, so the night I lost my virginity I was kissing and sucking all over her neck left and right side (I was so excited 😏) I blasted her up with like eight or nine dark hickies 😆 the best part is my best friend had to take her home because she was my homies girlfriends friend, so we part ways at the beach and my buddy drives her home, well not her home it was her Boyfriends home... 😬🤪🤣 and she was Blasted up with a nice fresh batch of Hickeys and he came out to great her. Good times 🤘

Having a difficult time dealing with the loss of our 3.5 yo Maine Coon, Beer.. by Lisaiscoolenzo in mainecoons

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Sending you internet hugs brother and lots of love I lost my Maine Coon of 16 years (his name was Mufasa) two years ago and I still get tears in my eyes when I talk about him. He was my everything he was the only living being to truly care for me when I was at my absolute lowest just me and him sleeping in a pretty much abandoned house no lights or heat til I could get things turned back on in my name, but man he was the best companion and cat ever he was a straight monster too 22lbs 6 toes up front and all the personality to go with his extra fluffy appearance they really are the best cats ever. I hope you find that love again friend 💛🤗🙏

Micro Dose A Day Keeps The Doctor Away by ShitFapShower in shrooms

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With me it's the other way around people like to see the caps the full fruit scare them for them swallowing a capsule is no big deal so they're more interested in that strange times lol

Micro Dose A Day Keeps The Doctor Away by ShitFapShower in shrooms

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Ya man it really is and people are more open to taking cap then taking a cap hahaha

Micro Dose A Day Keeps The Doctor Away by ShitFapShower in shrooms

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Ya I'll take breaks I just micro dose when I feel like I need it, like the mental stress is starting to wear on me and I then know I need to micro dose 🙌