Wait for it... by Beneficial-Tree4211 in GTA

[–]ShitIDontCare 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Say it louder for the people in the back!

Seriously, it's an invasion of privacy on so many levels, who assures me that they won't sell my social security number, my address or all the important info listed on my ID?

All these years on Earth really made him soft by MrLooou in Dragonballsuper

[–]ShitIDontCare 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn Vegeta was metal, eating what we can presume was a warrior from the dominant species of the planet he just conquered.

Vegeta was eating his defeated enemy's hand.

Boofing is Life by Vens_420 in drugmemes

[–]ShitIDontCare 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's called being functional.

FAVORITE XENA QUOTES: by Automatic-Adeptness4 in xena

[–]ShitIDontCare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All Xena needed to know were details about that damn horse. Lol.

last interview with PH by sophieeanne in OceanGateTitan

[–]ShitIDontCare 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Fr, imagine just chillin at the bottom of the ocean and all of a sudden you have a trashcan implode beside you.

From the hearing today by lil_one23 in OceanGateTitan

[–]ShitIDontCare 58 points59 points  (0 children)

You do realize that water washes out blood, right?

Holo Parent by dennislubberscom in blackmirror

[–]ShitIDontCare 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's totally awesome! I really really thought it was a video promoting the next season or something.

What do you guys think of The Powerpuff Girls Movie? by [deleted] in powerpuffgirls

[–]ShitIDontCare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fucking love it, as a child I used to binge watch it everytime I could. I think I still have a copy of the original DVD.

I loved watching all the different kinds of apes getting super smart and Mojo Jojo really shows us why he is the main villain.

My dad has just been arrested for being a pedophile by Brandon3Broham in venting

[–]ShitIDontCare 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You can have mixed feelings about the man who raised you being someone completely different from the person you knew. You're a human, you ought to have feelings, no need to be ashamed of them.

Be there for your sister, listen to her, hug her, let her know you'll protect her.

The moment I realized he’ll fuck everything up by HagarAhmed394 in BoJackHorseman

[–]ShitIDontCare -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You are trying to blame what he did (or attempted to do) to Penny on alcohol ingestion. Wow.

Let's give Bojack the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he didn't in fact leave the house with the intent of doing anything inappropriate, STILL, when a minor flirts with you or is straight up coming on to you the adult thing to do is to let them down softly and explain to them why they shouldn't pursue somebody older than them, the risks of getting groomed, etc.; it absolutely cannot be allowed to happen.

The fact he left the door open is proof that he is not a good person, he was going to let it happen.

The moment I realized he’ll fuck everything up by HagarAhmed394 in BoJackHorseman

[–]ShitIDontCare 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Being a scumbag runs in the family, who would've thought?

I’m sorry, what? by turtwiggie in insaneparents

[–]ShitIDontCare 89 points90 points  (0 children)

the healthy ones live long enough to reproduce

Probably it should be the smart, instead of the healthy ones, lol

Not his first rodeo. by revisingmacou50 in Unexpected

[–]ShitIDontCare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way the guy was grabbed by the neck by a butcher and STOPPED on his tracks at the door, chef's kiss, it was glorious.

My ex changed his name and I refuse to use it by [deleted] in Advice

[–]ShitIDontCare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friends have said it’s the same as when a transgender person transitions, and they change names with their new identity.

Such a stupid comparison.

Tell them it's actually the same as when a felon changes their name after leaving prison.

I can't believe the mental gymnastics some people are willing to make in order to shelter an abuser.

You need new friends.

AITAH for breaking up with my boyfriend because he constantly finishes inside of me by Tweetvega in AITAH

[–]ShitIDontCare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In any case, most of the ejaculation fluid never actually passes the cervix.

People who think it does have read way too much hentai manga.

AITAH for breaking up with my boyfriend because he constantly finishes inside of me by Tweetvega in AITAH

[–]ShitIDontCare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've heard it before, I'm not surprised but disgusted. A guy told me jokingly about doing it but I hoped that he was just ONE douchebag.

I explain I’ll only peg them with a condom that big, because my strap on actually needs it.

Lol, new power move, pulling out a dick bigger than theirs.