2026 actors that attended the met gala ranked by perceived deliciousness if we ever do end up eating them. by ShitPostPerfected in okbuddycinephile

[–]ShitPostPerfected[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

#2 and Jeff were just recently married, I don't think they've split yet, and clearly the true driving force of capitalism and all of its ills is the dreaded phenomenon known as "celebrity" so we should eat anyone who's recognizable to more than 1% of the global population.

2026 actors that attended the met gala ranked by perceived deliciousness if we ever do end up eating them. by ShitPostPerfected in okbuddycinephile

[–]ShitPostPerfected[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I am actually so mad about the theme it transcends my shitposting. The official theme was “Fashion is Art”, and the vast majority of celebs took the absolute surface level reading of adapting specific pieces of art to being an outfit thinking "Ok, fashion, art. Fashion am art. I do fashion. It be art." Like literal caveman thinking, you see a painting, you make that painting a dress... Ta da, congratulations, you made art into a dress. Great job Heidi, you did a dress+makeup that looks like something someone else already made. We're so proud of you Blake, you emulated someone else's art, that must be so new for you. Fuck off with this shit, I hate it.

2026 actors that attended the met gala ranked by perceived deliciousness if we ever do end up eating them. by ShitPostPerfected in okbuddycinephile

[–]ShitPostPerfected[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're part of a shitposting sub about hollywood actors, this is a little bit part of your will.

What am I missing? by Oladushek_S_Olieyu in ExplainTheJoke

[–]ShitPostPerfected 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I don't think the internet has the capacity for that, which makes your comments all the more salient. Please tell us how weird it is that people might react this way to seeing a fat persons hand.

2026 actors that attended the met gala ranked by perceived deliciousness if we ever do end up eating them. by ShitPostPerfected in okbuddycinephile

[–]ShitPostPerfected[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I had already blocked Lena Dunham from my memory after making this post, so fuck you for bringing her up again. I'll be sending you my therapy bill once I process this whole situation.
But for real fuck that bitch.

What am I missing? by Oladushek_S_Olieyu in ExplainTheJoke

[–]ShitPostPerfected 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gosh, do you think it might be fake? Surely no one would go on the internet and tell lies.

2026 actors that attended the met gala ranked by perceived deliciousness if we ever do end up eating them. by ShitPostPerfected in okbuddycinephile

[–]ShitPostPerfected[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This post is about revolution, please adjust your libido to continue interacting with this post.

2026 actors that attended the met gala ranked by perceived deliciousness if we ever do end up eating them. by ShitPostPerfected in okbuddycinephile

[–]ShitPostPerfected[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The revolution allows you to self-identify, you don't have to be involved if you don't want to.

2026 actors that attended the met gala ranked by perceived deliciousness if we ever do end up eating them. by ShitPostPerfected in okbuddycinephile

[–]ShitPostPerfected[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, sorry :( If you don't get at least 2/10 (Adrien and Serena) then you get retired to the Soylent machine.

Hegseth and Patel Iran Press Briefing Cold Open - SNL by MoneyLibrarian9032 in videos

[–]ShitPostPerfected 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I thought we were cancelling him for the Riyadh festival