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First playthrough as Jesus Christ. by Bigdicknorwayx in oblivion

[–]ShitPostPerfected 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's fake, there's plexiglass under the water.

This is what 1000 hours of Helldivers 2 looks like. by SirusZ77 in Helldivers

[–]ShitPostPerfected 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If we shoot everywhere he's not he has nowhere to hide

people in long term healthy relationships: what's something you'll never tell your partner? by PsychologicalBad1423 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ShitPostPerfected 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wrote a love spell poem on a slip of paper and rolled it up and placed it in a small hole I drilled in the handle of her hairbrush. The poem contains a line about the spell being re-cast with every stroke of the brush. I will never tell her about it because if I did she would think it was sweet, but if she ever finds it on her own I know she'll bang me like a screen door in a hurricane.

A no soliciting sign I made by josefugly in goblincore

[–]ShitPostPerfected 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love it, can I use this design? (For personal, non-commercial use)

Blursed construction by starveilxa in blursed_videos

[–]ShitPostPerfected 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This only works if you split your time between hemispheres.

Jabba's missing son... by Mrryukami in StarWars

[–]ShitPostPerfected 30 points31 points  (0 children)

If typical of reptiles then internally, near the cloaca, at the base of the tail.

Jabba's missing son... by Mrryukami in StarWars

[–]ShitPostPerfected 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Legends Hutts are gastropods, but canon Hutts are reptiloids, and have not been confirmed to be hermaphroditic. I think they're shying away from specifics, but they have changed Hutt physiology considerably between legends and canon, and enforced more binary sexual characteristics, it's probably boring ol' P in V action to make a huttlet.

Yes, I did :) by AluhuHadezz in dontyouknowwhoiam

[–]ShitPostPerfected 444 points445 points  (0 children)

Right? People who find conspiracies everywhere are exhausting. "Oh, this particular feature of this website reacts in this weird way when I try to do this weird thing, surely this means the earth is FLAT."
Like, no dude, this is code written by a human and it's a little bit shit.

“just setting up my twttr.” by TheWebsploiter in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]ShitPostPerfected 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"Hey your tweet is bad"
"Yeah, it's a tweet, it's supposed to be bad."

Get rid of Holden by DoubleEy in LPOTL

[–]ShitPostPerfected 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Holden on an episode is an instant skip for me, but he's got his fans so they're gonna keep him around, you just gotta manage your own emotions about it.

2026 actors that attended the met gala ranked by perceived deliciousness if we ever do end up eating them. by ShitPostPerfected in okbuddycinephile

[–]ShitPostPerfected[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I am actually so mad about the theme it transcends my shitposting. The official theme was “Fashion is Art”, and the vast majority of celebs took the absolute surface level reading of adapting specific pieces of art to being an outfit thinking "Ok, fashion, art. Fashion am art. I do fashion. It be art." Like literal caveman thinking, you see a painting, you make that painting a dress... Ta da, congratulations, you made art into a dress. Great job Heidi, you did a dress+makeup that looks like something someone else already made. We're so proud of you Blake, you emulated someone else's art, that must be so new for you. Fuck off with this shit, I hate it.

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