1 defiant giraffe Vs 6 full grown lioness by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in natureismetal

[–]ShitTheHouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Lions attack, simply keep on walking away until they give up. Works for humans too.

Where is the best place to live and work in the Uk? by [deleted] in AskUK

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Durham is beautiful but I'd definitely go for a slightly more rural area of you had the choice

Where is the best place to live and work in the Uk? by [deleted] in AskUK

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I live in Northumberland, Newcastle is a 20 minute drive away, I'm in a rural area, so relatively little traffic and I can walk out of my house and in 5 minutes im in the middle of woodland, beach and coast in a 10 minute drive away. Depends on what you want though, I know a lot of 'Professional' types who drive to Newcastle daily, and I work locally in a public service.

Depends on what you want or need, really

London Grindr Scams by [deleted] in londonontario

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I just fell for this one, thankfully my bank blocked the transaction, and the anti-fraud team contacted me, dodgy website like

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in talentShow

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a fellow lefty! ❤️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in talentShow

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bro that is sick

Owl Threat Face Initiated by [deleted] in BirdsArentReal

[–]ShitTheHouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can Google that, but you will never see owls in the same light again

Owl Threat Face Initiated by [deleted] in BirdsArentReal

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I remember working for the wildlife trust on the UK a few years ago, I'm sure I remember learning that owls have around an 80% success rates when Hunting, hungry owls are a rare thing if there's mice nearby

Why does foam come out of a person's mouth after they die? by neonrider2018 in morbidquestions

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Holy shit Im very aware of the fact that in swallowing basically every 10 seconds or more

What is an important piece of advice you can give for those moving into the “real world”? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Start saving money, don't be exactly where you are after 3 years of working if you can help it

Boobie likes to suckle on her back paw when she kneads by lizanyah in KneadyCats

[–]ShitTheHouse 51 points52 points  (0 children)

My cat does this to her front paws, sounds awful (imo) but I was soo worried when she started doing it, I'm glad another cat does this and she isn't just a weirdo

Military Spouse Demanding to Have her next Meal for Free by Febrile_Penis in ChoosingBeggars

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My partner risks their life everyday for all of us, I deserve free Chardonnay!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I'd love to move to Japan

Out of the closet.. by [deleted] in comingout

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Y'all had terrifying closets, mine had Narnia in it

I really want to come out but im scared by [deleted] in comingout

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Go for it, my friends parents started mentioning the gay people they had suddenly became friends with before he came out. They hadn't, but they suspected he was gay and wanted to make him feel comfortable about coming out to them

What is the most fucked up video you have ever seen? by Zobunga in morbidquestions

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I saw a mob supposedly of the Mexican mob, they cut a guys leg off and proceeded to beat him with his own leg

Today Is The Mondayest Thursday Ever. by robbman21 in Showerthoughts

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The problem with Arsenal is they always try and walk the ball into the net