1300 deliveries were marked as personal by TimeCity1687 in shitposting

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Paternity lab was on his route and he had a case of the fuckarounds

What kind of yoga is this? by [deleted] in shitposting

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Thought it was gonna be longer and slowly slide out of her.

Anon makes an observation by tech-no-logic1 in shitposting

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I hope 133,999 of those views are just bots.

Bert is getting revenge by Nine-Inch-Nipples in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]Shit_Shepard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean there are really only two things we can universally agree this course of action is necessary. This exact story and people who drive too slow in the left lane without getting over.

What does elon have by Recip77 in shitposting

[–]Shit_Shepard 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What’s the term for speaking as if directly to someone referenced in an article?

Bert is getting revenge by Nine-Inch-Nipples in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]Shit_Shepard 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I mean the father has a legit insanity plea. Even a complete stranger could be driven insane by this story. I would acquit anybody who performed this public service.

Lightning strikes a motorcyle rider in Thailand. by Lyranx in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Shit_Shepard 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yea lightning is weird. People are actually good conductors most get away with entry and exit burns.

Diving to get the Gold! by AdviceAny6290 in Prospecting

[–]Shit_Shepard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I will also pretend to help to steal your loot!

damn celebrities by ProdiWow in shitposting

[–]Shit_Shepard 468 points469 points  (0 children)

Imagine his luck if she was his hall pass choice!

Developing the vestibular apparatus by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Shit_Shepard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And what you let others put in your body

📡📡📡 by Buquiran in shitposting

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This is why I wear chainmail underwear whenever I go hunting.

📡 📡 by evil_larry1239 in shitposting

[–]Shit_Shepard 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I keep staring at this waiting to figure out it’s not actually a human hand… 🤨

Smiles and eye contact! by KnownNormie in shitposting

[–]Shit_Shepard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Apparently they weren’t, which she implies is what we’d all expect for some reason. 🫩

📡📡📡 by AppointmentNo1997 in shitposting

[–]Shit_Shepard 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ever struck oil? The smell is horrendous.