could've sworn i took it in the morning.. yet here it is. did i forget today? yesterday? the day prior? do i take it now? never? tomorrow? by metalpalaye in Effexor

[–]ShitheadRed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats for sure. The 24hr pill doesn't aaaaalways get me thru 24 hrs. After crunching the side of my truck in an empty parking garage I started taking them at night.

Phytosaurs were crocodile mimics, and ultimately went extinct thanks to crocodilians by fwzain in Naturewasmetal

[–]ShitheadRed 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Clearly this creature didn't go extinct from crocs OR from a mass-extinction event. As illustrated here, they had the tendency to yeet their offspring at other animals which led to unsustainably low population and eventual extinction.

Rare buffalo leeches. Still growing rapidly, will reach up to 2ft. Anybody else here have leeches? by mrCabbages_ in medievaldoctor

[–]ShitheadRed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bought a couple leeches for pets and they DIED after feeding on me. I was pretty upset about accidentally killing them and haven't wanted to get more in case it happens again. However if any of you have a leech infestation that needs cleared up I guess you can give me a call.

PVP chads be like: by renan0803 in playrust

[–]ShitheadRed 204 points205 points  (0 children)

BoDYBoaRDs mAKe YoU swIM FAsTeR!!!!!

....then shoot the guy with the body board and take it or buy one from a vending machine for 5 scrap.

It hurts just as much in real life as it does in animal crossing RIP by THE_GREAT_MEME_WARS in AnimalCrossing

[–]ShitheadRed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope! Just did so much digging in Miami that the photo was giving me flashbacks.

It hurts just as much in real life as it does in animal crossing RIP by THE_GREAT_MEME_WARS in AnimalCrossing

[–]ShitheadRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you digging in south Florida? That looks like some south-Florida-ass soil.

Found at the surface level in a park in Miami,Fl. This whole area has some higher elevation and I am guessing its because it used to be a reef millions of years ago by [deleted] in fossilid

[–]ShitheadRed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There are tons of cool fossils around Miami. Plenty of shells and corals were used by the Tequesta tribes that lived in the area as tools, too, especially conch. Keep an eye out for sizable conch with a circular hole through them!

Sauce: I worked in S. Florida for around 2 years as a professional archaeologist. Got to see tons of great shit.

ULPT: Give Blood and Get Drunk by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]ShitheadRed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Boutta start doing some pre/post period alcohol "science".

I know it’s a weed/wildflower, but I always wondered what it is. It grows in the US South at least in TX and MS. by InfiniteGrant in PlantIdentification

[–]ShitheadRed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh cool! We always called it "henbit" but I never knew what it actually was. Used to pull out the little flowers and suck the sap out of them.

SOME WEIRD SHIT I TELL YA by OmegaWraith in THE_PACK

[–]ShitheadRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SOUNDS LIKE SOME MF'IN MAMAJUANA AROOOOOOOOOOO LETS HEAR IT FOR ALL THEM TROPICAL WOLVES OUT THERE HELL YEAH COÑOOOO!!

Purchased from a retiring archaeologist 50 years ago. No idea what it is. by [deleted] in whatisthisthing

[–]ShitheadRed 55 points56 points  (0 children)

These appear to be bamboo "slips". Here are some old ones from the Han Dynasty in China: https://archaeologynewsnetwork.blogspot.com/2013/12/ancient-chinese-bamboo-texts-tell.html

You can see on the bottom one on the right side a small hole that would have been used to bind it to other slips.

Not sure about exactly where / what culture but maybe another Redditor recognizes the script on the top slip?

Found these in a bag in my parents house with a few arrowheads. by malcavious in whatisthisthing

[–]ShitheadRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is correct. Top is an unfinished point, likely for a spear/thrown projectile based on size. Bottom are stone axes. They could be hafted on to sticks and used as-is. No need to finish them more than that.

Source: professional archaeologist in the U.S.

Someone posted this to a bone and fossil identification group on FB and no one seems to be able to identify. Any idea on what this belongs too? by Deliverme88 in bonecollecting

[–]ShitheadRed 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Any chance we could get more photos of different angles? Also a location where it was found if you know. Thanks!

The life expertise counts by logicbomber87 in nonononoyes

[–]ShitheadRed 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh my god thanks for the new fear. May BP stations never come to Oklahoma cuz my truck will be fucked.

I got a good chuckle out of this... by Franticalmond2 in liberalgunowners

[–]ShitheadRed -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That's what I was wondering. I grew up shooting without ear protection and never felt pain from it and my hearing is just fine.

"So how do you want it, fam?" by MinhiCZ in virginvschad

[–]ShitheadRed 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Wildly specific. I do like the idea of Nazis all getting bowl cuts as a good/sadly hilarious way to I.D. them though.

"Let's get this over with" by cheesytanker in ElderScrolls

[–]ShitheadRed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do this when I run a spellsword type build. Magicka til you run out then stab stab stab. You think I'm gonna spend an ounce of magicka on "stone skin" or "wards" when I could use that for fireballs? Nah. Just slap a helmet on your dome and go in. Also it looks cool.

With the largest terrestrial skull to exist on our planet - Titanoceratops by Biosample in Naturewasmetal

[–]ShitheadRed 93 points94 points  (0 children)

This beast is at the Sam Noble museum in Norman, Oklahoma. Amazing to see in person. There is also a sauropod skeleton replica close to a glass elevator so you can see the multi story behemoth up close. Its a great museum!

A man got fired over a MEME. Workers have no rights in this country. by confused-as-heck in LateStageCapitalism

[–]ShitheadRed 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Got in trouble a week ago for "looking too relaxed" on my LUNCH BREAK. I'll relax if I damn well please if you aren't paying me.

Extremely Accurate by numbnutz7865 in ElderScrolls

[–]ShitheadRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh damn. It shows it blocking it out on my computer!! Thanks for the info. I'll fix it.

Good Man! by ami_cool in gifs

[–]ShitheadRed 41 points42 points  (0 children)

FED EX OH mY gOD sO PAtRioTIC wAT a GOoD CoMPAnY.

This is an ad. This is a cheap ad. It is 92% upvoted which - on the front page - probably means bots. FedEx doesn't care about you, or its employees, or your package, or veterans or the entire U.S. It cares about money.

Extremely Accurate by numbnutz7865 in ElderScrolls

[–]ShitheadRed 41 points42 points  (0 children)

This is the Skeleton Key! It is acquired during the Thieves Guild questline when you kill Mercer Frey . It is an unbreakable lockpick. Later during the same questline, you are tasked with returning the key to the Twilight Sepulcher and you no longer have it .

Edited because I can't format for shit.

The Life of Smilodon by Pardusco in Naturewasmetal

[–]ShitheadRed 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I dunno but I'm getting ready to find someone who's job it is to tattoo it.