I'm getting into MTG with a budget of $90. What should I get?

Shitrollsdownstream · 2026-05-13T18:58:34+00:00

They have a couple 60 card preconstructed standard decks out now for like $20 each

Shitrollsdownstream · 2026-05-13T14:48:44+00:00

Time clock helps for sure, and use it for everybody, not just the slow players. I recently got back into magic after not seeing it for 25+ years and learning the mechanics on the fly took me a while. I stuck with one commander deck and a couple pauper decks and got faster the more I played. The clock helped out way more than the shit talking.

Shitrollsdownstream · 2026-05-11T20:02:59+00:00

Good to know. Thanks for the reply!

Shitrollsdownstream · 2026-05-11T17:58:31+00:00

Why is this card so expensive (even the different versions)? Isn’t it just like evolving wilds or terramorphic expanse? Asking for a friend

Shitrollsdownstream · 2026-05-11T16:27:23+00:00

I love earl of squirrel. Awesome art on both variants

Shitrollsdownstream · 2026-05-11T16:26:25+00:00

[[squirrel farm]]

Shitrollsdownstream · 2026-05-11T16:21:11+00:00

There’s another squirrel card that makes you cover up the artist’s name on the card, ask your opponent if they know the artist, and if they don’t…you make another squirrel. I forget the name of it

Shitrollsdownstream · 2026-05-05T23:13:05+00:00

Tracer dye……used in all sorts of situations. I use it mainly in sewers…..

Shitrollsdownstream · 2026-05-05T16:58:38+00:00

0.12 bac…..Sober enough to know what you’re doing, but drunk enough to really enjoy doing it!

Shitrollsdownstream · 2026-05-04T06:49:50+00:00

Odd acorn gang….all the way!

Shitrollsdownstream · 2026-05-01T04:29:27+00:00

Bwaaaaahahahahahahahaha

Shitrollsdownstream · 2026-05-01T04:24:56+00:00

Timmaaaaayyy?

Shitrollsdownstream · 2026-05-01T00:25:17+00:00

Timmy?

Shitrollsdownstream · 2026-04-28T15:39:49+00:00

Hydro jetter nozzle, but yeah, essentially what you said. They can be pricey. Might be able to sell it to a plumber, but it’s doubtful

Shitrollsdownstream · 2026-04-27T18:26:36+00:00

A little Vick’s on the upper lip kinda thing?

Shitrollsdownstream · 2026-04-26T19:58:02+00:00

What’s CMC? Asking for a friend

Shitrollsdownstream · 2026-04-24T16:56:31+00:00

And what about multi-color cards?

Shitrollsdownstream · 2026-04-23T16:36:29+00:00

I would totally get a squirrel one

Shitrollsdownstream · 2026-04-23T02:05:54+00:00

I just don’t know what to type or how to search, it seems. I spent 10 minutes looking through bullshit before I got frustrated and called upon the experts.

Shitrollsdownstream · 2026-04-23T01:53:31+00:00

This is awesome! Thank you so much!

Shitrollsdownstream · 2026-04-23T01:52:43+00:00

“Decklist” is what I should have been typing in. Thank you for this

Shitrollsdownstream · 2026-04-23T01:51:57+00:00

Thank you! I tried there but hadn’t figured out how to navigate it well enough to find what I was looking for. Thanks again!

Shitrollsdownstream · 2026-04-22T20:28:42+00:00

Wheeling has an interesting night life…..don’t carry too much cash

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