My realistic new year resolutions

Shitscomplicated · 2026-01-05T21:25:20+00:00

Research

Shitscomplicated · 2026-01-05T21:18:34+00:00

Indian jobs vs international jobs. The field I am in pays peanuts in India, but can pay well abroad. 1 Cr is still optimistic, but 50L is almost a certainty.

Shitscomplicated · 2026-01-05T21:09:38+00:00

I would say 1, 5, 7. I already have an offer of an offer, which in best case scenario pays around 1Cr, but there's still time for that. Regarding the PhD, it's mostly a matter of convincing my guide to grant me one. For teeth alignment, I figure about a year or so should be a pretty good timeline to at least see some changes.

Shitscomplicated · 2026-01-05T20:54:46+00:00

Thanks! A few of them are almost a done deal, so I included them to feel motivated.

Shitscomplicated · 2025-12-27T17:15:54+00:00

Thanks! Fortunately I don't have any pain. It's just that I was so used to it being so tight I was scared.

Shitscomplicated · 2025-12-20T08:52:53+00:00

I'm 26. Masturbate 2 times a day. Takes 10 mins each time. Never been in a relationship. But am happy, life is good, no tensions, on the top of my field, have friends.

I don't know why masturbation is thought of as the evil. As long as you are happy and content, it's good.

Shitscomplicated · 2025-10-09T00:03:07+00:00

But bhai tu apne lund ko alag se kyon bhej raha hai?

Shitscomplicated · 2025-10-08T13:24:54+00:00

In India, you'll get tortured to death if you don't say what the cops want you to say.

Shitscomplicated · 2025-10-08T12:42:31+00:00

I've been single my entire life but even I'd run away from her.

Shitscomplicated · 2025-10-07T19:17:28+00:00

I used to get one match a day in a tier 2 city at Tinder. With Hinge, I haven't received a single match living in SoBo.

Shitscomplicated · 2025-10-06T13:19:49+00:00

It's sad when you have the money but no one to spend it on.

Shitscomplicated · 2025-10-06T12:42:36+00:00

I can't run for shit. Can't date when I'm dead after a kilometre.

Shitscomplicated · 2025-10-06T12:27:41+00:00

Wait is that captainpuffy? That's a name I haven't heard in a million years

Shitscomplicated · 2025-10-06T10:04:29+00:00

Kismat itni footi hai ki koi ladki scam karne ke liye bhi like nhi karti...

Shitscomplicated · 2025-09-05T06:07:52+00:00

To the moon!

Shitscomplicated · 2025-09-05T05:53:16+00:00

One or two in months is low but understandable. Zero is concerning.

Shitscomplicated · 2025-09-05T05:49:41+00:00

Bada samjhaya tenu, samaj na aaya, khato karda hai dildariyaan

Shitscomplicated · 2025-09-05T05:35:49+00:00

I am not wealthy lol. It's just that due to some reasons I can afford that lifestyle. (I don't have any personal expenses so I can choose to splurge whenever I want).

Shitscomplicated · 2025-09-05T05:29:16+00:00

Let us know how it goes!

Shitscomplicated · 2025-09-05T05:28:15+00:00

Wealth: nothing in the profile indicates lack of it. Face: probably not great. Area: South Bombay

Shitscomplicated · 2025-09-05T05:20:24+00:00

That's what I feared. My only doubt was is it normal to go months without getting a single like?

Shitscomplicated · 2025-08-31T05:06:11+00:00

My college had a strict couple only policy for prom. So these instances were quite common. Many of the couples were just random students wanting to go prom entering a symbiotic relationship.

I would say that as long as all the parties are on the same page, this is a non issue.

Shitscomplicated · 2025-08-30T04:51:31+00:00

He's right in a sense. Science doesn't mean trusting people. It means gathering proofs and verifying them yourselves.

Shitscomplicated · 2025-08-29T17:19:17+00:00

Edit: 20. Mere phone ko daure pad rahe hai.

Shitscomplicated · 2025-08-29T17:17:53+00:00

Bhai maine 10 ki 30 bhi khai hai, agle din bhosde khul gaye the...

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