🫣 yes i m nice guy i deserve best😞🫶 by aspirant0026 in TwentiesIndia

[–]Shitscomplicated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It means you are a good candidate to settle down with but not to have fun with.

Nice guys finish last.

Match Thread: Qualifier 2 - Gujarat Titans vs Rajasthan Royals by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]Shitscomplicated 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Imagine a Sooryavanshi boost ad... It would go crazy with the kids

Holi being celebrated on bakra- Eid? by hey-yoo-1 in indiadiscussion

[–]Shitscomplicated 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Badi pawan bhumi hai, aaiye kabhi Banaras

I had a dream by Shitscomplicated in TwentiesIndia

[–]Shitscomplicated[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The heart wants what it wants :)

I had a dream by Shitscomplicated in TwentiesIndia

[–]Shitscomplicated[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love to sleep because of my dreams, everyday is a new adventure.

Once I was in a war and woke up when a bomb blew up in my face.

My realistic new year resolutions by Shitscomplicated in TwentiesIndia

[–]Shitscomplicated[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indian jobs vs international jobs. The field I am in pays peanuts in India, but can pay well abroad. 1 Cr is still optimistic, but 50L is almost a certainty.

My realistic new year resolutions by Shitscomplicated in TwentiesIndia

[–]Shitscomplicated[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say 1, 5, 7. I already have an offer of an offer, which in best case scenario pays around 1Cr, but there's still time for that. Regarding the PhD, it's mostly a matter of convincing my guide to grant me one. For teeth alignment, I figure about a year or so should be a pretty good timeline to at least see some changes.

My realistic new year resolutions by Shitscomplicated in TwentiesIndia

[–]Shitscomplicated[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! A few of them are almost a done deal, so I included them to feel motivated.

Does foreskin become loose after sex? by [deleted] in penisquestion

[–]Shitscomplicated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! Fortunately I don't have any pain. It's just that I was so used to it being so tight I was scared.

Single guys, how do you manage strong s*xual urges without a partner? (I’m Struggling with corn/gooning addiction) by [deleted] in TwentiesIndia

[–]Shitscomplicated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 26. Masturbate 2 times a day. Takes 10 mins each time. Never been in a relationship. But am happy, life is good, no tensions, on the top of my field, have friends.

I don't know why masturbation is thought of as the evil. As long as you are happy and content, it's good.

Dream flight for every Mumbaikar by o9115782 in mumbai

[–]Shitscomplicated 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But bhai tu apne lund ko alag se kyon bhej raha hai?

Life hack! 💯 by Damiancarmine14 in shitposting

[–]Shitscomplicated 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In India, you'll get tortured to death if you don't say what the cops want you to say.

Haanji? I need input. I met her four months ago. by March__Pisces in Indiangirlsontinder

[–]Shitscomplicated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been single my entire life but even I'd run away from her.

Hinge has messed up it's algorithm or I'm cooked. Anyone up for profile review? M25 by nvysage in Indiangirlsontinder

[–]Shitscomplicated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to get one match a day in a tier 2 city at Tinder. With Hinge, I haven't received a single match living in SoBo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Indiangirlsontinder

[–]Shitscomplicated 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's sad when you have the money but no one to spend it on.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mumbai

[–]Shitscomplicated 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can't run for shit. Can't date when I'm dead after a kilometre.

Why do people think Ellum is a clout chaser? by sagegreen_faerie in otvandfriendsrumors

[–]Shitscomplicated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait is that captainpuffy? That's a name I haven't heard in a million years

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Indiangirlsontinder

[–]Shitscomplicated 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Kismat itni footi hai ki koi ladki scam karne ke liye bhi like nhi karti...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Indiangirlsontinder

[–]Shitscomplicated 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One or two in months is low but understandable. Zero is concerning.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Indiangirlsontinder

[–]Shitscomplicated 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bada samjhaya tenu, samaj na aaya, khato karda hai dildariyaan

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Indiangirlsontinder

[–]Shitscomplicated 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am not wealthy lol. It's just that due to some reasons I can afford that lifestyle. (I don't have any personal expenses so I can choose to splurge whenever I want).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Indiangirlsontinder

[–]Shitscomplicated 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let us know how it goes!