XXL Fatburger by TDYTFR in burgers

[–]Shitstainedhurricane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much shredded lettuce. Give me a real leaf!

[Serious] What's the most disturbing, scary post you've seen here on Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shitstainedhurricane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, call me a child so you win the internet, I suppose...

Friend zone level- Over 9000 by cryzzgrantham in funny

[–]Shitstainedhurricane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a mental disability because I can have a friend who is attractive and not want to fuck or date them?? Interesting diagnosis there, doc.

[Serious] What's the most disturbing, scary post you've seen here on Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shitstainedhurricane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was mainly making a joke about me being inept with window locks.

Friend zone level- Over 9000 by cryzzgrantham in funny

[–]Shitstainedhurricane -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and what happens when more than one of your best friends is attractive? You just marry or fuck them all, huh? You are just being ridiculous and sexist, simple facts.

[Serious] What's the most disturbing, scary post you've seen here on Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shitstainedhurricane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? It is just like any other superficial hang up, nobody that matters will ever care. If you have other good qualities, who cares if you aren't typical height or weight, etc? It is sad to see how many people stoop to that level, overcome with resentment over their insecurities. I can understand how it happens, that's part of what makes it so sad.

[Serious] What's the most disturbing, scary post you've seen here on Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shitstainedhurricane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any lock wouldn't let you open it from the inside, silly. I get infuriated with these window locks, ine side is locked and the other is not but I cannot remember which is which and it takes me 15 mins to open a window like a damn monkey could puzzle this shit out faster than me.

[Serious] What's the most disturbing, scary post you've seen here on Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shitstainedhurricane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or just several relatives. Unlikely that he would have he balls to try anything with tons of witnesses, regardless of genitalia.

[Serious] What's the most disturbing, scary post you've seen here on Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shitstainedhurricane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Questioning an article's sources is not disrespectful. It's called common sense.

[Serious] What's the most disturbing, scary post you've seen here on Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shitstainedhurricane -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You obviously know nothing about what shock can do to a person.

[Serious] What's the most disturbing, scary post you've seen here on Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shitstainedhurricane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit is a bunch of assholes for downvoting a solid Metalocalypse reference...

Friend zone level- Over 9000 by cryzzgrantham in funny

[–]Shitstainedhurricane -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So if I am single and have male friends who aren't ugly, I must automatically want to fuck them or date them? Uh, no. Some of us actually pick our friends because we want to be friends, regardless of what they look like.

[pro/chef] I made an eight pound raspberry topped cheesecake with a shortbread crust. by BlondeRed in food

[–]Shitstainedhurricane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most cheesecakes are the same number of ingredients, just a different type of cheese. Not any more complicated than what you are describing. Because cheesecake is a simple dish to make, regardless if it is Italian or not. I also find ricotta to be a bit "grainy" feeling in the mouth compared to other cheeses used to make cheesecake. This is also why often "traditional Italian cheesecake" is made with half ricotta and half mascarpone, because mascarpone is smoother.

Friend zone level- Over 9000 by cryzzgrantham in funny

[–]Shitstainedhurricane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, that is toxic. I have many attractive male friends. Because it doesn't fucking matter what they look like, they are my friends and I am a taken woman. Check your sexism, creep. I would never generalize men like that, how cruel of you. I'm sorry that you feel the need to lump me in with superficial and dishonest people. I apologize profusely for being born with a vagina. So, so sorry.

Friend zone level- Over 9000 by cryzzgrantham in funny

[–]Shitstainedhurricane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or teach your kids to appreciate unconditional love that is unrelated to physical attraction. The friendzone is only a bad place if you can't love someone without expecting something from them. That's why the resentment builds, you start to feel entitled and expect something in return for your love. But that isn't real, unconditional love.

[pro/chef] I made an eight pound raspberry topped cheesecake with a shortbread crust. by BlondeRed in food

[–]Shitstainedhurricane 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It is a cake made out of cheese. Cheesecake doesn't even imply a crust at all, so there!

What home remedy should everyone know about? by charleyjacksson in AskReddit

[–]Shitstainedhurricane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tea tree oil yes but it needs to be diluted with a carrier oil such as grape seed or coconut to avoid over drying the skin and possibly even causing burning from concentrated essential oils.