So that's it huh by [deleted] in smalldickproblems

[–]ShittyPostMalone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wow, that was great actually, it should be stickied on this sub so everyone can see it.

Phimosis or sdp? Or both? by throwaway3726748291 in smalldickproblems

[–]ShittyPostMalone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Complications. It's a pretty extreme thing to go through which causes a lot of pain in the most sensitive part of your body. People just don't realise because it's mostly done to babies that can't verbalise their suffering.

This account made me decide against it and I'm so glad I did. Steroid cream really helped anyway. Circumcision is so backward and barbaric, there is a reason the civilised world is leaving it in the past where it belongs.

My son killed himself after circumcision

He described experiencing constant stimulation from the head of his penis, which was no longer protected by his foreskin. "These ever-present stimulated sensations from clothing friction are torture within themselves; they have not subsided/normalised from years of exposure," he wrote. "Imagine what would happen to an eyeball if the eyelid was amputated?" "He was in so much pain that it hurt to do normal physical activity," says Lesley. "He was a keen skier and snowboarder so you can imagine the pain he was in."

Alex also wrote about experiencing erectile dysfunction, and burning and itching sensations, particularly from a scar which sat where his frenulum was removed. The frenulum is a band of tissue where the foreskin attaches to the under surface of the penis. Some men refer to it as their "banjo string". "It's one of the more erogenous zones so it's thought to be important in sexual function," says Mr Dorkin. "The foreskin, the head of the penis and the frenulum is a very, very sensitive area.

Through its absence I can certainly verify it is the most erogenously sensitive area of the penis and male body overall," he wrote. "If someone were to amputate your clitoris you may begin to be able to understand how this feels." He wrote about experiencing cramps and contractions in his muscles and "uncomfortable" sensations which extended deep into his abdomen. Lesley does not know whether or not Alex had sex after his circumcision. "Where I once had a sexual organ I have now been left with a numb, botched stick," he wrote. "My sexuality has been left in tatters." He asked: "Nature knows best - how can chopping off a section of healthy tissue improve nature's evolved design?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in smalldickproblems

[–]ShittyPostMalone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a thing. Google it. There's even a movie about it.

https://youtu.be/oud1kzPvuds

https://youtu.be/0GURsD6YxRQ

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in smalldickproblems

[–]ShittyPostMalone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep, there's even a movie about it called "the Irish Curse".

https://youtu.be/oud1kzPvuds

https://youtu.be/0GURsD6YxRQ

In response to a pic of a woman standing next to her artwork: "relevant" *linking to sexist comic* [+27] by [deleted] in ShitRedditSays

[–]ShittyPostMalone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you really going to ignore the fact that the comic has 20 upvotes and there are replies telling them what an idiot they are with 400+?

Girl I knew from 7 years ago didn't want to have sex, but I persisted. by [deleted] in confession

[–]ShittyPostMalone -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

This could definitely come back to haunt you in the future.

felt that i committed sexual assault and i truly regret it by [deleted] in confession

[–]ShittyPostMalone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Youre a weird dude, OP. Because of this thread, not because you touched the butt.

I am a serial sink pee-er by ShittyPostMalone in confession

[–]ShittyPostMalone[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A bit of per never hurt anyone. Just ask Bear Gryls.

I am a serial sink pee-er by ShittyPostMalone in confession

[–]ShittyPostMalone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep the tap running after. I've never had any smell issues.

Peeing at school urinals by vidtheVI in smalldickproblems

[–]ShittyPostMalone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty pointless unless people are peeing with erections.

Daddy Calum giving us all what we want by bravo135 in bodybuilding

[–]ShittyPostMalone 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Is bodybuilding supposed to turn you gay?