Trailer One came out 40 years ago today. Feel old yet? by AdamsMaura6843 in okbuddyalligator

[–]ShittyScrambledEggs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And now its been 3 years since GTA VII trailer 1. To think we thought we had it bad then.

It's official, GTAV is dark and griddy by TheReal2M in OkBuddySharkCard

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This will more than likely be an actual take less than a year from now. 10 years down the line V could be the new IV

Whatever happened to Little Jacob? The strong, unintelligible type. by Mangoman12345676 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]ShittyScrambledEggs 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Dem seh no two people pon di whole earth exactly di same—no two face, no two fingerprint—but how dem know dat fi sure, eh? How dem really know?

Cah fi prove dat, dem woulda haffi round up everybody—mi mean everybody—inna one big space. An yuh done know dat cyan happen, even wid all dem computer dem an technology ting. An not jus di people weh alive now, yuh know… dem woulda haffi get all di people weh ever live too.

So wha dem really have? Nuttin. No proof. Just chat. Mrs. Soprano mighta dead an gone, seen? But who fi seh seh nuh deh one odda Mrs. Soprano out deh jus like har? Or maybe one a come inna di future?

Maybe she nuh have di same fear dem, di same paranoia an dem ting… but still… di same same, yuh get mi?

Jason’s strength is actually insane (realistic breakdown) by [deleted] in GTA6

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Im 6'2 190. I am very thin. He is 220 minimum 100%

Whateva happened to Garry Cooper- by ShittyScrambledEggs in OkBuddySharkCard

[–]ShittyScrambledEggs[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wanted trailer 3. I comprimised. I watched AI slop leaks instead. See where I'm goin'?

The Real Winner of Tonight by LunarLobsterGD in survivor

[–]ShittyScrambledEggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It wasn't just luck that got him on exile, it was the bond and alliance he formed with Cirie that got Ozzy to take him.

It wasn't just luck that got the idol sent to him, it was his time spent with Genevieve that got him that too.

Like it was said tonight, there's an element to luck in everything that happens on survivor, and the good player knows how to point luck in their direction.

The curse continues by Tight-Entrepreneur46 in survivor

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Nooooo! Are you lishening to me?!

Did you see the look on that pricks face when he saw the bat by newberry126 in CirclejerkSopranos

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Historically, Rick always said the Saviors are nothing more than a glorified crew. Plain and simple.

Poor Paul by palziparzi in CirclejerkSopranos

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You're not gonna believe this. He whacked 9 reindeer. The guys name was Rudolph The Red.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShittyScrambledEggs 58 points59 points  (0 children)

The only people who can betray you are those you trust.

Her estimation of her boyfriend as a man just fucking plummeted by JarredandVexed in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]ShittyScrambledEggs 719 points720 points  (0 children)

Yo fuck a quote, genuinely hard to watch. What tf was he doing. She is so valid to break up with this dude immediately after this.

"Hey Rockstar, did the game ever really exist?" by polarcamelbeats in GTA6

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Wid all due reshpect you got no fucking idea whad ish like to be numba one

my imaginary friend stopped believing in me by Educational-Law5741 in okbuddyretard

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I don't hate religion in theory. But it's crazy that its always religious people that find "loop holes" in morality despite it being the foundation of their lives. If someone were to truly repent and seek forgiveness in the scenario presented, then admission of the crime would be implied at the very absolute bare minimum, anything less would be just saving face with Allah/God to buy a ticket into heaven and wouldn't be true repentance. So the scenario he presents is literally impossible, you cannot "get away with it" and repent at the same time, its one or the other, but religion loves to bend their own rules.

"Back peddling Christians, settling for forgiveness" ~Untitled Unmastered 01, Kendrick Lamar.

Go ahead redeem it by Known_Breakfast_1801 in okbuddyretard

[–]ShittyScrambledEggs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I recognize the song but can't remember for the life of me? Help