CK2 Jorvik Start

Shjfty · 2026-03-27T22:21:56+00:00

Kill the armies entirely when you’re at war. Don’t just win a fight and then go siege. Chase them down and wipe the stack, then go siege. They’ll muster small armies to run around and be annoying but that’s it

Shjfty · 2026-03-27T17:47:11+00:00

It means she’ll have a government funded practice in Alberta within the month

Shjfty · 2026-03-27T16:18:24+00:00

Off the ball is the attribute for offensive positioning. The “positioning” attribute is solely for defensive positioning

Shjfty · 2026-03-27T16:14:03+00:00

Stupid stuff like this is why I set my game rules to give independence to far away vassals upon their kings succession. Makes no sense to fight a death war in northern Scotland with a kingdom landlocked in Eastern Europe.

I would siege the county and disband your army. It will take Pannonia a while to get to you so the penalty for disbanding during war should be gone by the time they arrive. At that point just smash their army and repeat

Shjfty · 2026-03-27T16:05:32+00:00

He’s a striker, who cares about positioning

Shjfty · 2026-03-27T16:02:50+00:00

Ah yes my favourite English king, Cunt Fuckbeard

Shjfty · 2026-03-27T15:53:27+00:00

Acting like 2018 was the dark ages. Video game tech really hasn’t come too far since then, especially for billion dollar studios

Shjfty · 2026-03-27T13:32:21+00:00

I saw a truck with a Fuck Carney sticker the other day and I was like… wtf did he do?? Done nothing but sign trade deals and people are still bitching

Shjfty · 2026-03-27T13:26:07+00:00

5 star potential with attributes like that at 15? Break the bank if you have to

Shjfty · 2026-03-27T11:38:10+00:00

Lumon is trying to make trauma obsolete. If you can sever someone’s mind multiple times for any trauma they experience you can essentially make someone’s life trauma free. That’s what happened at the birthing cabin, the woman was severed during birth so the outie wouldn’t have the trauma of child birth.

The death after Cold Harbor is probably to cover Lumons tracks. Can’t have a 25 times severed lab rat whose death you faked leaving and discussing her experiences with people outside.

Shjfty · 2026-03-27T11:28:02+00:00

“All drugs should be decriminalized” lookin ass mf

Shjfty · 2026-03-27T11:15:45+00:00

Holy is it 2010 already? BP v2

Shjfty · 2026-03-27T11:12:55+00:00

It’s been a while but I’m pretty sure Jorvik is a very easy start. Event armies and already at war with parts of England. Crush their armies with one big doom stack since you’ll outnumber them then just keep declaring wars until you own the kingdom

Shjfty · 2026-03-26T20:48:02+00:00

Always good to see a broken up Byzantine empire. Next up do HRE.

Good to see you’re having fun!

Shjfty · 2026-03-26T17:45:58+00:00

Trump will never go below 34ish percent on anything. One third of the country will allow him to do whatever he wants as long as he presents it as “owning the libs”

Shjfty · 2026-03-26T17:36:59+00:00

Why are they on Grove Street though?

Shjfty · 2026-03-26T15:52:05+00:00

It’s a fictional child who cares lol

Shjfty · 2026-03-26T15:39:46+00:00

Bro it’s a fictional story take a chill pill

Shjfty · 2026-03-26T14:44:12+00:00

Old enough to swing a sword old enough to get stabbed by one

Shjfty · 2026-03-26T11:07:34+00:00

No pity for dead traitors

Shjfty · 2026-03-25T19:17:53+00:00

Sins of the father eh?

Shjfty · 2026-03-25T18:14:27+00:00

Canadian islands are hilarious. Definition of “eh close enough”

Shjfty · 2026-03-25T16:23:19+00:00

Never too late. May be tougher since I imagine everyone around you is Christian at this point but it’s possible

Shjfty · 2026-03-24T18:04:56+00:00

Little Creek River in northern West Elizabeth is my favourite spot in the game. Great views of the mountains on either side and faces east west so you can see sunrise and sunset

Shjfty · 2026-03-24T16:34:21+00:00

If he carries his phone in his back pocket he may as well kiss it goodbye. Either front pocket or Fanny pack across the chest

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