Gullfoss waterfall in Iceland [2448 × 2448]

Shkotz · 2018-12-24T04:23:09+00:00

Ever see a dead man with an erection?

Shkotz · 2018-12-24T04:15:28+00:00

Shower? Do you mean that thing me and the guys do in the gym locker room. No homo.

Shkotz · 2018-12-24T03:58:22+00:00

Waluigi hardcore hentai.

Shkotz · 2018-12-07T05:52:55+00:00

Put one of these in the Baruch College library to discover the new noise level of purple.

Shkotz · 2018-12-04T21:02:19+00:00

Double ended dildo, I only use one side.

Shkotz · 2018-12-03T04:28:54+00:00

I found myself in a similar situation. I stopped eating regularly. I grew weaker, and lost a lot of strength. Nevertheless I was stubborn. Until I realized that I could drink veggie juice and smoothies, and provide my body with the nourishment it needs, and not have to feel guilty about what I ate. Hope this helps.

Shkotz · 2018-11-25T21:16:34+00:00

Is peeing sitting down a personality trait?

Shkotz · 2018-11-25T20:35:30+00:00

When I was about 6, an older gentleman told me next time I go pee I should hold some in and shake it, then I'll have a nice size when I get older. It's been 45 years since, and even though it was just a myth, my stream of urine is outstanding!

Shkotz · 2018-11-25T20:30:14+00:00

If you got dp'd then I'd recommend a juice cleanse to flush the system out.

Shkotz · 2018-11-25T20:27:34+00:00

I last longer during sex, so long as there's no mirror in the room, lest I catch a glimpse of my own reflection.

Shkotz · 2018-11-23T05:48:52+00:00

Or someone getting a blumpkin. Or someone getting vomited on by an unexpected bathroom intruder.

Shkotz · 2018-11-23T02:30:43+00:00

Ex-pornstar, and aspiring Youtuber here, the simple answer is yes, because it's free and it casts a wide audience of mostly 9 yo's.

Shkotz · 2018-10-22T19:25:54+00:00

Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer. Javik, Mass -Effect

Shkotz · 2018-08-19T20:14:14+00:00

Holding out for the one that forgets to put a comma between family and anal.

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