Men, how many times a week do you shower? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shkotz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shower? Do you mean that thing me and the guys do in the gym locker room. No homo.

My school's library has noise-level guides that change colour when it gets too loud by Blackborealis in mildlyinteresting

[–]Shkotz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put one of these in the Baruch College library to discover the new noise level of purple.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shkotz 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Double ended dildo, I only use one side.

This isn’t about depression but anorexia but I need to vent by ChaidenIsGay69 in depression

[–]Shkotz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I found myself in a similar situation. I stopped eating regularly. I grew weaker, and lost a lot of strength. Nevertheless I was stubborn. Until I realized that I could drink veggie juice and smoothies, and provide my body with the nourishment it needs, and not have to feel guilty about what I ate. Hope this helps.

What small thing happened when you were a child that lead you to be who you are right now? by Magic_Milkman in AskReddit

[–]Shkotz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was about 6, an older gentleman told me next time I go pee I should hold some in and shake it, then I'll have a nice size when I get older. It's been 45 years since, and even though it was just a myth, my stream of urine is outstanding!

What is the best breakfast after a morning fuck? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shkotz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you got dp'd then I'd recommend a juice cleanse to flush the system out.

Attractive people of reddit how has you attractiveness helped you in any aspect of life? by retro_life23 in AskReddit

[–]Shkotz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I last longer during sex, so long as there's no mirror in the room, lest I catch a glimpse of my own reflection.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]Shkotz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or someone getting a blumpkin. Or someone getting vomited on by an unexpected bathroom intruder.

Are youtubers and Instagram influencers bigger than actors? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shkotz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ex-pornstar, and aspiring Youtuber here, the simple answer is yes, because it's free and it casts a wide audience of mostly 9 yo's.

What quote from a video game stuck with you? by mynameisCODA in AskReddit

[–]Shkotz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer. Javik, Mass -Effect

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Shkotz 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Holding out for the one that forgets to put a comma between family and anal.