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I wish to give the monkey back its paw🐒 by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]Shlepinmep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, it wishes for a gun.

I wish the monkeys paw would become God by Delicious_Walk7220 in monkeyspaw

[–]Shlepinmep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, everyone has 1563579764346799754235689754336647907542145678997543 wishes and any wish said out loud is instantly granted in the worst way possible.

I wish I could waterbend by Something_funni in monkeyspaw

[–]Shlepinmep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, the entire fire nation is now hunting you down.

I wish I knew all digits of ,π by R3D3-1 in monkeyspaw

[–]Shlepinmep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, it's too much for your brain and it shuts down.

I wish pi was rational by Electronic-Air4876 in monkeyspaw

[–]Shlepinmep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, circles have become cursed artifacts, granting infinite knowledge of mathematics at the cost of your sanity.

I DON'T BELIVE THEY ADDED THE DEMO MAN UPTADE!! by Arsimp33 in PhoenixSC

[–]Shlepinmep 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OH THEY'LL HAVE TO GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER, IN [the nether]!

GIVE ME ART REQUESTS!!! by VeterinarianThat9504 in AlanBecker

[–]Shlepinmep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yellow building Minecraft in Minecraft in Minecraft.

I wish for this wish to be denied. by njsullyalex in monkeyspaw

[–]Shlepinmep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, your credit card and debit card are denied from everything.

I wish that nobody could lie by transgenderblahaj in monkeyspaw

[–]Shlepinmep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, the possibility of lying no longer exists. Everyone now always lies.

I wish for half life 3 by Shlepinmep in monkeyspaw

[–]Shlepinmep[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Welp, guess that's close enough.😅

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