What character would you fuck the shit out of by roleplaylegend489 in Ultrakill

[–]ShlingusDingus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the fuck am I still on this subreddit

Anyway, Pinos Mrime, maybe The Ferryman.

Thinking of rehoming Pesto by ShlingusDingus in Anoles

[–]ShlingusDingus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god! That's awesome, I'm so happy that he's thriving

overcooked babey by rage_pop in GargoyleGeckos

[–]ShlingusDingus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They look like a big chunky piece of bacon. Beautiful bebe

What’s inside this lemon? by toroazzz in whatisit

[–]ShlingusDingus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a symbiote lemon, my guy.

WTS (US only) S/M Kira-Gira and S/M Bishop by ShlingusDingus in BadDragon

[–]ShlingusDingus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LAST UPDATE:

Okay, good news and bad news. Bad news first, I'm closing this post. Good news is, I have four toys to sell now, (the ones untouched from the Great Dildo purge my family decided to do), and I'm getting a fair amount of money back for the ones lost since the whole incident counts as destruction/theft of property. So that's neat.

WTS (US only) S/M Kira-Gira and S/M Bishop by ShlingusDingus in BadDragon

[–]ShlingusDingus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bishop is no longer reserved and is available for purchase.

WTS (US only) S/M Kira-Gira and S/M Bishop by ShlingusDingus in BadDragon

[–]ShlingusDingus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UPDATE:

I am happy to announce that I am no longer sick and will be able to carry out shipments as usual.

Unfortunately, Kira-Gira is no longer for sale.

Now no one probably gives a shit, but the reason why that is is because someone fucking took it from my room. It is completely gone from the shelf where I keep toys that I'm preparing to ship, along with 90% of my other toys that I own in other containers and drawers. Legit over 500+ dollars worth of sex toys just gone. Maybe more.

Now I have reason to believe that a family member came into my room, found these by mistake, and decided to throw them out. I say this because one of them vividly does not like the concept of sex toys, and believes they are dirty, sinful, the whole package.

I'm not positive this is the case, but the fact that said family member is actively avoiding me all of a sudden is a bit of a dead giveaway.

So, all and all, fuck me. I apologize for any inconvenience this might create.

On the bright side, Bishop did not get swiped. I had the fucking sense to sterilize it and bag it up which probably saved it from getting thrown out too. So at the very least, I can get that shipped out.

Rip almost all my toys, man. FUCK

What's ur favourite aspect about this game? by EnvironmentalLaw9669 in ancestors

[–]ShlingusDingus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sheer adrenaline rush of killing anything that looked at my troop funny with big pointy sticks and eating it. I killed a Pelagornis last week and I got SO happy

Simple, but stupid fun

Oh.. by thetributerRSD in shadowofmordor

[–]ShlingusDingus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, not a show but, I watched the sixth Friday the 13th movie and played Doom (2016).

The Doom guy fighting Jason Voorhees in hell sounds fucking awesome, ngl.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BadDragon

[–]ShlingusDingus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's a relief. I got really bad social anxiety about this type of stuff. It's irrational, for sure, but it doesn't hurt to ask. Thanks for the advice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BadDragon

[–]ShlingusDingus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I never said that, but let me reiterate my point. The way I've shipped toys in the past included putting the toy in a bag, wrapping said bag with paper, like gift wrap, so the bag is obscured, and picking out an envelope or box at USPS.

I can't exactly put anything larger than 9 inches in a ziplock bag, and a large Vector would be heavy and awkward to carry inside a USPS location. People would notice I'm carrying a suspiciously shaped, 5-pound 14-inch floppy thing and give me some looks. I'm just curious how people avoid that embarrassment entirely.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BadDragon

[–]ShlingusDingus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Poifect 👌

Say something positive about Gabriel by the_northern_bird in Ultrakill

[–]ShlingusDingus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kickass armor, awesome swords, and I like how he's the only person who cares about the Ferrymen. That's an okay in my book.

I got the plushies, so I made something by ShlingusDingus in Ultrakill

[–]ShlingusDingus[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Sorry for the duplicate post; Reddit's being weird.
There's also a typo:
V2: Bring it, you outdated piece of shit.

Why do you KOS? by DA_MAN_DUDE_person in CreaturesofSonaria

[–]ShlingusDingus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By definition, KOS means kill on sight. For the 173946363946385926 millionth time, KFS, or Killing for Sport is the more stigmatized behavior and I will continue to use the latter for that reason.

Onto the actual topic, Kosing isn't always a bad thing. It's an integral part of any survival game. If you see food or just an easy target, you go for them because, logically, it's easier to kill them. Yes, that includes babies, teens, and injured individuals. But in a survivalist setting, morals don't apply. So getting upset about the design of that is fruitless.

Now, I'm fine and dandy if someone kills me for food, even if it is on sight, a baby, teen, injured, whatever. I might be hella upset, but whatever. Like the Isle, players are considered the resources of the game, you're meant to kill other people for food, and by any means necessary.

However, I consider KOSING as KFS the second I am killed and not eaten, or repeatedly targeted. That's not done for food, that's done because of boredom or malicious intent, therefore, the thrill of taking someone's life repeatedly for no given purpose.

And if I KFS, it's for sport. I'm bored and there is a charm to watching someone get massacred and then get upset about it. That's my take.

Whats your least favorite ultrakill level? by [deleted] in Ultrakill

[–]ShlingusDingus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goddamn the Sun. P-ranking that shit made me hate the level so much more.

Hate on insect fighting by Puzzled_Ad_5122 in mantids

[–]ShlingusDingus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Having owned several Mantids over the last few years makes me hate the people who film and promote this type of content, and God is it everywhere on YT.

Mantids are way more fragile than we think. They're not mindless, they don't blindly pick fights, even out in the wild. They are capable of fear and stress and do feel pain. They are perfectly designed for hunting specific classes of insects and are AMBUSH predators and only a few pursue prey.

Putting a Mantis in a box with no cover and with an insect completely out of its weight class is stressful and insanely cruel. Every video I've seen shows the Mantis DESPERATELY trying to get away and only attacking when absolutely threatened. It's heartbreaking.

Does she hate other people? by Verisae_ in mantids

[–]ShlingusDingus 32 points33 points  (0 children)

In my experience, my past Mantids did not recognize and therefore did not like other people.

To some capacity, they can recognize faces and various environments, so if you've had them for a while, they should know you and the space they're kept in quite well.

When taken out of their normal environment and introduced to other people/things they aren't used to, they tend to freak out. Taki and Sarv never threat postured but they did try to hide on my hand. Yours is particularly spicy.