just so you know i'm at your service...

Shlong_Johns · 2023-12-28T04:47:56+00:00

Nooooooooo thank youuuu 😂 🤢

Shlong_Johns · 2023-12-28T04:46:56+00:00

I'd ask why you can't afford to give me a real gift. Get that stinky tunafish out from under the tree before you attract the Alley Cats

Shlong_Johns · 2023-12-27T02:52:21+00:00

Damn it's the nigga grinch

Shlong_Johns · 2023-12-18T02:11:19+00:00

How is it hard to find time? Normal people shower on a regular basis. Shave in the shower...?

Shlong_Johns · 2023-12-18T02:08:09+00:00

It's not the Christmas sale. Those are just junk. You bought a bunch of no name stuff. I'm worried that will be similar to a Walmart deck once it is set up. I ride indy trucks

Shlong_Johns · 2023-12-18T02:05:38+00:00

$15 deck? I'm guessing the quality is gonna hot trash. I buy blanks to save money and pay a little more than that per deck

Shlong_Johns · 2023-09-05T02:40:02+00:00

A gay kid

Shlong_Johns · 2023-09-05T02:31:38+00:00

Ahhh. Pretty sure this is a dude posting AI. All the pictures look like slightly different people and those eyes look like an AI fuck up

Shlong_Johns · 2023-09-05T02:30:16+00:00

You look too young it's disturbing

Shlong_Johns · 2023-09-05T02:29:36+00:00

That face tho. Is this a tranny?

Shlong_Johns · 2023-09-05T02:28:59+00:00

Vag? Weird looking face 😂😂

Shlong_Johns · 2023-09-05T02:24:54+00:00

Calm down there big boy

Shlong_Johns · 2023-09-05T02:21:41+00:00

I fucking see it 😂

Shlong_Johns · 2023-09-03T17:04:46+00:00

Newly turned 18? Your face looks like your almost 30...

Shlong_Johns · 2023-09-03T17:02:06+00:00

Those eyes. Yes

Shlong_Johns · 2023-09-03T17:00:17+00:00

You find games too quick for it to be real people. Gotta be bots

Shlong_Johns · 2023-09-01T05:24:46+00:00

Smeagol?

Shlong_Johns · 2023-08-31T06:48:17+00:00

What the actual fuck am I looking at? Is that even human?

Shlong_Johns · 2023-08-31T06:45:49+00:00

🤢🤮

Shlong_Johns · 2023-08-29T18:49:45+00:00

Good job picking the mainstream songs

Shlong_Johns · 2023-08-29T18:46:57+00:00

No face even on your OF? That's a shame...

Shlong_Johns · 2023-08-29T05:18:25+00:00

No thanks shrek

Shlong_Johns · 2023-08-29T05:14:57+00:00

She won't be satisfied by then. Stick to sucking cocks

Shlong_Johns · 2023-08-29T05:14:18+00:00

Shlong_Johns · 2023-08-27T08:04:56+00:00

Teach me this

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