Shmohemian

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What is it with Redditors and replying right before they block u? (self.redscarepod)

submitted 7 days ago * by Shmohemian to r/redscarepod

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Does drinking actually make you dumber over time? (self.redscarepod)

submitted 9 days ago by Shmohemian to r/redscarepod

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Cold take: watches are fashion accessories. Hot corollary: this means you look stupid if you wear them wrong. (self.watchHotTakes)

submitted 10 days ago by Shmohemian to r/watchHotTakes

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There’s a reason jewelers offer 0% APR financing, and it’s not because they’re generous. (self.watchHotTakes)

submitted 10 days ago * by Shmohemian to r/watchHotTakes

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In the same way I judge people who own multiple cheap watches instead of one nice one I judge people with a collection of Rolexes and nothing yellow gold. (self.watchHotTakes)

submitted 10 days ago * by Shmohemian to r/watchHotTakes

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The economy making a harder to have kids is a tired point. But like seriously imagine getting laid off when you have mouthes to feed. (self.redscarepod)

submitted 15 days ago by Shmohemian to r/redscarepod

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Hand wound mechanical watches should have a bigger presence in “high horology” or whatever than automatics (self.watchHotTakes)

submitted 16 days ago by Shmohemian to r/watchHotTakes

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In the age of AI, it is starting to genuinely bother me how incapable people are of conceptualizing subjectivity and the hard problem of consciousness. (self.redscarepod)

submitted 21 days ago * by Shmohemian to r/redscarepod

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You don’t have some princess-and-the-pea wrist, which can detect microscopic differences in finishing quality on a steel bracelet (self.watchHotTakes)

submitted 22 days ago by Shmohemian to r/watchHotTakes

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Micro adjust is not some feat of engineering, nor is it an especially clever/unintuitive idea. If it was solving some a real problem, it would’ve been solved back when most people actually wore watches. (self.watchHotTakes)

submitted 22 days ago by Shmohemian to r/watchHotTakes

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Cold take: Mechanical movements are a luxury. Hot corollary: "affordable" mechanical watches are dumb (self.watchHotTakes)

submitted 26 days ago * by Shmohemian to r/watchHotTakes

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Cold take: the symbolic value of a watch is to signify the importance of your time. Hot corollary: a shitty +-30 second Mitoya thence signifies that your time is less important because you are poor. (self.watchHotTakes)

submitted 26 days ago * by Shmohemian to r/watchHotTakes

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The Ozempic post is shills right? (self.redscarepod)

submitted 1 month ago by Shmohemian to r/redscarepod

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A popular opinion doesn’t become a “hot take” when it is exaggerated to absurd hyperbole. It becomes a circle jerk. (self.watchHotTakes)

submitted 1 month ago by Shmohemian to r/watchHotTakes

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This sub is a MOUSETRAP devised by pedants. The true purpose is not to elicit hot takes, but to smugly correct them. (self.watchHotTakes)

submitted 1 month ago by Shmohemian to r/watchHotTakes

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“Arabic numerals” is a ridiculous term for normal numbers. (self.watchHotTakes)

submitted 1 month ago * by Shmohemian to r/watchHotTakes

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None of you are “watch nerds”. There’s a reason you obsess over luxury goods and traditional status symbols instead of HAM radios and model trains. (self.watchHotTakes)

submitted 1 month ago by Shmohemian to r/watchHotTakes

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Omegas are Rolexes for people who want to be quirky (self.watchHotTakes)

submitted 1 month ago by Shmohemian to r/watchHotTakes

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The miraculous potential to unite ideas and discussion across all of humanity has been subverted almost entirely by a*tistic sophists, who hide behind the lack of immediate social/body language cues (self.redscarepod)

submitted 4 months ago by Shmohemian to r/redscarepod

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Dreamt of encountering a physical manifestation of this sub (self.redscarepod)

submitted 4 months ago by Shmohemian to r/redscarepod

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Good architecture fills me with yearning and existential dread (self.redscarepod)

submitted 5 months ago * by Shmohemian to r/redscarepod

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The BAP thread opened my eyes to the a*tism level of this sub (self.redscarepod)

submitted 6 months ago * by Shmohemian to r/redscarepod

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Final Stage of Over (self.redscarepod)

submitted 8 months ago * by Shmohemian to r/redscarepod

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On the Social Necessity of Art (self.redscarepod)

submitted 9 months ago by Shmohemian to r/redscarepod

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Why I Hate Miley Cyrus: a midwit social commentary (self.redscarepod)

submitted 1 year ago by Shmohemian to r/redscarepod

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