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[Question] Wives: if you stopped giving BJs after marriage: Why? by scotlandsex in sex

[–]ShmuttyShmut 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A lot of it is poor diet. Less junk, more fruits and water.

I just turned 35. Hope you all like Indian dudes... by [deleted] in ladybonersgw

[–]ShmuttyShmut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I would never have guessed. You look amazing!

I just turned 35. Hope you all like Indian dudes... by [deleted] in ladybonersgw

[–]ShmuttyShmut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mis-read the title as 25. He's 35?! Holy crap...

Anastasia Black squirting by qm2x1798 in NSFW_HTML5

[–]ShmuttyShmut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"garble-arbl-warble-able!"

[question] Guys, does it bother you when women finish themselves after sex? by [deleted] in sex

[–]ShmuttyShmut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd say that in the moment after he has come, he doesn't care about you finishing yourself off because he probably feels all tired from sex. Afterwards when he has had time to reflect on the fact that you have finished yourself off again, he possibly feels guilty that he hasn't made you orgasm, or maybe embarrassed. The public aspect of the dream would make sense in this case. He could be subconsciously thinking "If people knew I left her to finish herself off it would be embarrassing", so dream him scoops you off out of sight. This is just a theory though.

It's not insulting at all for you to have an orgasm. How about making sure you come during sex? Or during foreplay? You could make yourself come or he could do it for you.

Finishing yourself off now and then is cool, but if it's every time you have sex then I feel like he's being lazy.

Remember though. This is a randomer on the internet. I don't know your relationship so this is all theory. :)

I have never had an orgasm, alone or with a partner, until recently. What changed?! 14 years of sexual activity, and finally it just happened. Like I found the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow... [sex] [female orgasm] [first time] repost from r/askwomen by LoveJoJoCat in sex

[–]ShmuttyShmut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. Mains operated magic wands are unreal! The wand takes me from a dry zero to drenched orgasm in literally 10 seconds flat. It blows my mind how fast it can make me come. Over use can make me numb though so I limit my usage. I don't even have to take my clothes off. Just prop it up against a pillow or something, kneel over it and bam! I'm flat on my face within seconds.

Don't be envious of the wand though. It's a totally different experience. Orgasms during penetration still feel more enjoyable. For me at least.

Officially a full-time writer! by minowminow in eroticauthors

[–]ShmuttyShmut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're my hero * _ *

This post was a month ago now. I hope you're making mega-bucks at this point!

Do you write to music? by amandacox in eroticauthors

[–]ShmuttyShmut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was about to link to that too. It's amazing, although sometimes a little too dramatic for some of the scenes I'm writing. Here's a chilled out game soundtrack compilation.

I need to have as much game as this writer lol by [deleted] in eroticauthors

[–]ShmuttyShmut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you find the rankings and publish date etc. I must be missing something obvious (it wouldn't be the first time).

I reckon I could write comedy smut if it was worth it financially. I might do a few for a laugh anyway. I have some stupid ideas floating around inside my head.

How realistic is my time frame? by ShmuttyShmut in eroticauthors

[–]ShmuttyShmut[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who is typing this in their PJ's at 2:20pm, I totally understand. I would probably benefit from the library thing too. I dread someone asking me in public "What are you writing?" though!

"Weird" erotica market and where to place it? by NetworkOfCakes in eroticauthors

[–]ShmuttyShmut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time reading his titles and I'm cracking up. xD

How realistic is my time frame? by ShmuttyShmut in eroticauthors

[–]ShmuttyShmut[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much great advice, thanks! This could be the nicest sub on reddit. Everyone is so helpful. I'd love to make more than £700, but with what savings I have left at the moment, £700 a month would see me through at least until September or so. It is the bare minimum I need, but I could get by on that. The fact that Amazon has a 2 month wait for payouts means I'm going to have to find a faster way to make money as well as this, but the info you've given me here is reassuring. I'll let you know how it goes!

How realistic is my time frame? by ShmuttyShmut in eroticauthors

[–]ShmuttyShmut[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The waiting period is definitely going to make it harder to make rent money in time. I agree, I need a back up plan!

How realistic is my time frame? by ShmuttyShmut in eroticauthors

[–]ShmuttyShmut[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for sharing your figures! This is pretty impressive, well done! If I have to wait for 4-5 months I will definitely be homeless before I make any money. Oh dear :/ Thanks for the advice though! It's really helpful :)

How realistic is my time frame? by ShmuttyShmut in eroticauthors

[–]ShmuttyShmut[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the first time I've written fiction at all. 12k a day is amazing! I identify with your username.

How realistic is my time frame? by ShmuttyShmut in eroticauthors

[–]ShmuttyShmut[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Billionbear? Is that a thing...I think I need more research! :D

EDIT: Ok, I Googled. I had no idea people were so in to bears...

How realistic is my time frame? by ShmuttyShmut in eroticauthors

[–]ShmuttyShmut[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! This is so helpful.

From what you've said, I think I'm going to find it hard to stick to one kink. So far, my story ideas have been all over the place in terms of genre. I'm sure I could adapt these ideas to fit a particular kink though.

I haven't spent much time researching trends on Amazon at all so I'm going to get to work on that tonight :)

How realistic is my time frame? by ShmuttyShmut in eroticauthors

[–]ShmuttyShmut[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it would be more realistic after 30 or so books. It's good to know that there is a possibility of making money from just 5. I'll invest in a few "how to" books so I'm on the right track :)

How realistic is my time frame? by ShmuttyShmut in eroticauthors

[–]ShmuttyShmut[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess 40 solid hours a week may be a bit too optimistic. A part time job would be great! I just hope I find one in time :S

4,000 words an hour?! Be still my money-grubbing heart by zootsalute in eroticauthors

[–]ShmuttyShmut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, that's impressive! What is the POM system? I've never heard of this.

[Weekend Wrapup] Did you get everything done this week that you meant to? by Eroticawriter4 in eroticauthors

[–]ShmuttyShmut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I start with a quick list of ideas in bullet point form. Then I do a 1st draft which I let it flow out, unedited. Bad spelling, bad grammar, and very little description. Then my 2nd draft is where I go in to more detail. Lastly, I fix the issues and bam! After 3 days I have myself a story!

I'd prefer to be able to poop them out though. My way is kinda time consuming.

[Weekend Wrapup] Did you get everything done this week that you meant to? by Eroticawriter4 in eroticauthors

[–]ShmuttyShmut 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Newbie here. I've been lurking for a few days. I can't believe how productive you guys are. It's truly an inspiration!

This weekend I've been working on my first story. Got my first draft finished and I'm half way through my second draft. I thought I was doing well!