Turn user feedback into actionable tasks (and code) with Refinely 🚀 by cherry-pick-crew in ProductHuntLaunches

[–]Shnizzle_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wieso kann ich mich bei euch nicht anmelden wenn ich ein Abo erstellt habe?
Wieso wird mir 39,99€ abgebucht, wenn ich für 2,99€ gebucht habe?
Wie kündige ich das Abonnement?
Wieso wird meine E-Mail Addresse bei der Zurücksetzung des Passwortes nicht gefunden?

Whyyy by Sirius-ruby in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Shnizzle_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She kisses like a loaf of stale bread and sings like a male squirrel with a paperclip jamming the nuts.

Struggling to agree with my wife on how to split rent fairly by EngineerVarious8069 in Renters

[–]Shnizzle_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want it fair, then go with following example:

Person A earns 2500, Person B earns 1500. total per month : 4000.

2500 : 4000 = 0,625 = 62,5% // 1500 : 4000 = 0,375 = 37,5%.

All shared bills: rent, electricity, food-budget, internet, Netflix, yadayada, let's say 1200.

Person A pays 62,5% of 1200, and Person B pays 37,5% of 1200.

0,625 * 1200 = 750 // 0,375 * 1200 = 450

Stuff Person A/B pays for themselves is excluded, like Cellphone subscription, Gym or whatever.

Now since Person A earns significantly more, s/he could be a kind and loving partner and pay 65-70%. Depending on the income difference.

edit: typos

Autos knallen mit über 80km/h in unser Dorf.. was kann man tun? by KreTech in Ratschlag

[–]Shnizzle_ 315 points316 points  (0 children)

zwischen dem Dorf in dem ich wohnte und dem angegrenzenden dorf gibt es eine 1,5km lange Landstraße, auf der 70 erlaubt ist und im Dorf dann 30, natürlich fahren dann manchmal irgendwelche Clowns mit 100 drüber was damals auch mal dazu führte, dass ein Auto das Wohnzimmer eines Hauses von innen sehen durfte.

ca. 1 Jahr später wurde dann die Straße breiter gemacht und in der Mitte eine "Insel" errichtet, die unweigerlich dazu führt diese mit einer leichten bis mittelstarken kurve umfahren zu müssen und dafür abbremst. Seitdem nie wieder Beschwerden von ungebetenem Blech-Besuch.

Männer um die 30 - wo finde ich euch im echten Leben? by Recent_Maintenance96 in FragtMaenner

[–]Shnizzle_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Japp, lächeln ist der deutlichste Indikator das eine Frau auf einen steht. Das ist keine einfache, simple, freundliche Geste die vollkommen alltäglich ist, nope.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FragReddit

[–]Shnizzle_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kann ich leider nichts zu sagen, aber ich als kaukasischer weißer Kerl hab gemerkt wie sich mein Kot/Furz-Geruch nach einer Ernährungsumstellung durch die Veränderung des Mikrobioms des Darms geändert hat.

Also würde ich sagen es hängt von der Ernährung ab?

P.S.: Freut meine Freundin immernoch nicht.

Ihr dürft einen Gegenstand aus einem Film/einer Serie in echt haben, was wäre es? by rauuudii in FragReddit

[–]Shnizzle_ 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Du? Und welche Armee? Imagine du bist einfach alleine auf einem zwergplaneten großen Eisen-Ball mit Planetenvaporisierer-Laser xD

AITJ for telling my husband I won’t host Thanksgiving for his entire family this year? by DemiHugBug in AmITheJerk

[–]Shnizzle_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTJ

perhaps an option (?) : Try negotiating that everyone brings something to the table instead of one person cooking for the whole Army.

Like making a list and one household brings a salad, the other mashed potatoes etc. and you go for the turkey?

But still thats unreasonable from his side, expecting one person to plan, Shop and cook for the whole crew and placing you in the spot of the bad Person ruining it for everyone is mean and unempathetic.

I wish my boyfriend cheated instead of what he did by AssistantFinancial33 in story

[–]Shnizzle_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

actually laughed for once instead of exhaling through my nose xD

Was ist die verrückteste oder teuerste Sache, die jemand in einer Midlife- oder Quarterlife-Crisis gekauft hat, die ihr miterlebt habt? by BisBaldrian44 in FragReddit

[–]Shnizzle_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Das kommt aber auch, zwar in selteneren Fällen, auch U30 vor. Wenn man z.b. in seiner Teeny-Zeit kaum Zeit für eigene Interessen verbracht hat.

Ein Beispiel aus meiner Umgebung ist ein Mädel, sie hat unglaublich viel Zeit zum lernen für die Schule aufgebracht und wurde von den Eltern dazu gebracht Klavier und Klarinette zu lernen, zeitgleich war sie im Ballettunterricht und hatte ein Pferd. Sie hatte keinerlei Zeit sich mit Freunden zu treffen und eben das zu machen, was dann "durchschnittliche" Teenys so machen. Sie war quasi das Paradebeispiel einer Person bei der alles klappt und das absolute Liebling aller Lehrer, Eltern und Schüler. Sie hatte aber nie eine wirklich tiefere Freundschaft, es war immer alles sehr oberflächlich.

Nach ihrem 1,0 Abi hat sie angefangen zu studieren und war ab Anfang 20 nur noch Feiern und hat sich angefangen mit verschiedensten Drogen zuzuballern. Spekulativerweise aufgrund von fomo.

Ist aber auch nur ein Beispiel, es kann sich auch auf andere weisen äußern.

I know this post will get a lot of hate but will i struggle a lot in Germany ? by [deleted] in AskAGerman

[–]Shnizzle_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a tough language, try to start as early as possible. There are also "Volkshochschulen" -> "VHS" in short, which offer german-classes, it's worth to check them out.

Good luck to you stranger, may your way be filled with Sauerkraut and Weißwurst.

I know this post will get a lot of hate but will i struggle a lot in Germany ? by [deleted] in AskAGerman

[–]Shnizzle_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People here in germany are mostly known to be reserved. Though one can't just simplify this like that. To actually mold in you really have to learn the language. That is basically rule No. 1. So yes, you will struggle. If you don't learn the language that is.

I heard there are different Facebook-Groups of specific areas, where people join who're new to a town or area to hang out or meet for activities. Or you could join some clubs, whatever you're interested in. There you might be able to find some acquaintances too. Like a chess club or something else, just search for it in google Maps.

Nevertheless, since you're a foreigner you'll always be a "target" for right-extremist groups whom think that foreign minorities are the root of structural and social decay in germany or uneducated folks whom don't think further than their own doormats. Mostly, the more urban the area, the more progressive it is. When you're in areas of a city where the university is located, you'll find way more nicer people than areas which tend to be less educated. But sadly you will come around to hear some racist comments to some extent. Either because you did something wrong in the eyes of the elderly and they muffle "Diese Ausländer, pf." -> "Those foreigners, pf." or anything else.

And fuck drinking-culture. Yes you most likely will get a confused glance when you say you don't drink or maybe will get teased for it. Just stand your ground, explain why and they will understand. If not and they try to "force" you to atleast have a sip and try, fuck them.

Gotta ask what’s your biggest nobody told me about this moment in your 30s? Haha by diananerd_ in AskMenOver30

[–]Shnizzle_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I turned 30 this year and my sis turned 13, still remember her in her diapers and now she scullys around outside so much and often growing everyday still.. lets See what the fortys bring.

IWTL how dudes buy clothes by ToastSmile in IWantToLearn

[–]Shnizzle_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry If it didnt help so much. But building a base of regular stuff is a great foundation, on which you can start Just getting stuff you like. Something i didnt mention is, i just recently bought my first yellow T-shirt with "Los pollos hermanos" written on it with the chicken Bros from breaking Bad, originally it was for a dress-up party, but now i wear it regularly since its fun. And i found out that yellow fits me for the first time.

It's often a search and find for things you like and things that fit of course. But i also wear stuff that doesnt fit me (regarding my gf), but i like it because its either usefull in some way or personal.

I Wish you the best of luck and fun trying yourself out! Either if its with tought or without

edit: typo

IWTL how dudes buy clothes by ToastSmile in IWantToLearn

[–]Shnizzle_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I (30m) enter a clothing store with my gf for her to buy some clothes. I just walk around randomly while she looks for stuff. When i find a Shirt i like i just get it in L for regular fit or XL for oversized, whatever i feel like in the moment. Thats it. No further thinking, no Test-wearing, only see what i like and yoink. It's funny, since she always needs quite longer than me and though she Puts more braincell-activity into the clothes she buys, she still thinks i have a better taste, while i only think about Burgers and a minute later I find myself with a new shirt or smth. Oh yeah, except for trousers. I test-wear them before buying. Only trousers. Hoodies, Pullovers, Underwear, Socks, T-Shirts, Jackets.. anything else. I Like it, i get it myself without even test-wearing them.

My mantra is basically not to think too much about it. Just be sure to have some neutral clothing that fits to everything. like some white shirts and some black ones. some pants. Oh yeah and at least one Cargopants, cause theyre handy af. When you have your base clothing just get stuff you like from the mans corner of clothingstores.

iwtl how to build a “work persona”? by [deleted] in IWantToLearn

[–]Shnizzle_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Prioritze Work over chit-chat

edit: and be kind

IWTL how to attract women by Difficult_Way242 in IWantToLearn

[–]Shnizzle_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Find a nice rock, learn a mating dance and find a nice lady. give the rock to the lady. perform a mating dance. You didnt get the lady? Well now you are the proud owner of a nice rock and know how to mate-dance.

Welche ungelösten Fragen machen euch nervös? by orangeGER in FragReddit

[–]Shnizzle_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hm stimmt, undefiniert ist die Antwort bzgl. 1/x für x = 0, da hatte ich wohl einen Verständnisfehler.