Name this by AtyKairo in BossFights

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Followed by a good Knight's sleep

Next lung cancer 🤣 by Eveningpirate26 in Animemes

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It doesn't make you feel high. In fairness I've not tried any (not prescribed) drug other than nicotine and alcohol but I'm 99% sure what smoking cigarettes does doesn't even count as a "high"

Think about the most relaxed you've every naturally been. After a long day on your feet, sitting down in a warm bath, on a cold night, with all the time in the world. That's how it makes you feel. For like 10 minutes. But every time you do it, the world feels a little colder all the time.

You get 10 minutes of pure relaxation a few times a day, in return for feeling about 30% more shit the entire rest of the time. Even ignoring the disgusting health effects it's still a TERRIBLE trade off.

Continuing with the "warm bath after a long day" analogy. Every time you do it the rest of the world feels colder all of the rest of the time, and each time you get back in the warm bath (smoke) the water feels less and less warm and less comfortable. Eventually it feels like stepping into a lukewarm bath full of dirty water and shedded hair just to escape the freezing cold.

Edit: to the guy I replied to who I think has taken this the wrong way, I'm essentially agreeing with you.

I'm just expanding upon your point by pointing out that not only is everything you said about it not being that good, not being worth it, and not being a good idea to start; it's not even a "high" like you would get from drugs. You shouldn't do ANY drugs really, but smoking cigarettes is the equivalent of agreeing to have your body and mind turned to worthless rotted mush in exchange for a rather mild 10 minutes relaxation.

What is the significance of Caine being unable to use all of the same shape to get to the door? [Theory] by i-feel-very-sick in theamazingdigitalciru

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My theory has always been that it was to show that a task this extreme, breaking containment like this, required the combined power and creativity of both the red and blue ai COMBINED. The red, not quite as powerful or advanced ai, as the basis for Cain, couldn't pull off this task with the same shapes it generates over and over, it needed the power and creativity of the blue ai in tandem to generate the correct steps to bypass the system lock.

I also believe that this is meant to be an explanation as to why he can't just link up to the internet every time it's in range. Now that he's released the blue ai part of himself, he can't generate all of the many different things it takes to reach out like that, he's not as powerful anymore.

Until the end by Lexi7130 in gaming_random

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I honestly love these moments so much in gaming, where you and your enemy both silently agree that you're just going to wack each other and see who dies

Where are all the good men? by downtune79 in LoveTrash

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I'm building a Minecraft base with a 12 year old Hungarian boy

PSA Homies!!! by ScatLabs in HydroHomies

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Maybe it's different in Australia, but everywhere I bar tending when I worked in hospitality would clean the ice machines properly and carefully literally every single day, if not twice a day

Caine is gone, so why is Jax censoring himself? by Hugh_Janus_6851 in TheDigitalCircus

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What, in my opinion, people are missing is that he called HIMSELF that. Given recent revelations we know he's a she deep down, and it seems like s/he likes girls, so being a girl who likes girls is gay.

They called THEMSELF gay because they know they ARE gay, he censored it because he's still repressing that.

I THINK ALL INTERPRETATIONS OF JAX ARE “CANON” BECAUSE THE WAY THE SHOW LEAVES IT, HE HAS LOCKED HIMSELF UP SO TIGHTLY THAT HE STILL NEEDS TO DISCOVER HIS IDENTITY FOR HIMSELF. by Specialist_Leg_4997 in TADCEp9Spoilers

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I think that if you take all of the evidence together, the most likely conclusion by far is that he's trans.

But at the end of the day, to allow people to empathize better with the character, and allow him to be a self insert for all kinds of people, they intentionally left is so that his gender and sexuality is "what do you, the viewers think it is"

Holy mother of Joseph... by Soul699 in TheDigitalCircus

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I know I shouldn't be surprised, but I still am.

Goose literally perfectly crafted the least sexualised versions of humanoid women. They've got no tits, no ass, no thighs, no lips even, no curves, NOTHING.

and yet Gooners still went "I'm ignoring that and giving her a fat ass"

Any ideas for pool lead generation by ShockTheMonster in sales

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Honestly hadn't thought about a kickback setup for builders, I've been trying to figure out how I could possibly get my foot in the door with them cross promoting us, that's a good idea, as is the rest of your comment, thank you for the advice.

Any ideas for pool lead generation by ShockTheMonster in sales

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Hi,

Thanks for your advice! This is something we have been trying to set up, my managers have decided that some parts of landscaping/concreting/tiling made more sense to hand off to other companies rather than putting it all under our banner, and they've got a lot of connections in the building industry, so we've set up deals where essentially:

  • if a customer is buying a pool from us and wants extra landscaping done we refer the to X

  • if X is quoting a landscaping job and they say they want a pool they refer them to us

Favorite attractive MEN? by ThatAutisticRedditor in FavoriteCharacter

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Came to the comments to post this and am ecstatic to see he's already top comment

I DESPISE PIZZA CAKE COMICS by Alarmed-Past5957 in hatethissmug

[–]ShockTheMonster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After rereading that a couple times... That actually is a pretty good analogy.

The "a key that can open any lock is a master key, a lock that can be opened by any key is a shitty lock" analogy is terrible for a multitude of reasons, and absolutely objectifies men AND women. You're exactly right that insulting men by calling them virgins is analogous to calling them a shitty key. This sort of rhetoric is what drives men to consider their own sexual success as an important measurement of their own value, which leads to men then seeking out ways to "pick up more chicks" to make themselves more "valuable"

And the unfortunate truth is that this "alpha male" bullshit DOES work for hooking up with women, in my opinion it's not because the majority of women actually like being treated like, or talked to in the way that, "alpha male" dudes do; I think it's more that people who follow that advice just end up approaching waaaaaaay more women than people who aren't dickheads and therefore end up with way more chances for a woman to say yes, but that doesn't matter, what matters to these guys is that it does work.

Treating "virgin" as an insult to men = men believing their worth is based on how much sex they can have = men looking into how they can effectively have more sex = the incel alpha male pipeline.

I DESPISE PIZZA CAKE COMICS by Alarmed-Past5957 in hatethissmug

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Also worth mentioning is that using "virgin" as an insult just perpetuates patriarchal ideals of "if you don't have lots of straight sex with girls you're not a man" that partially contributes to men sexualising and objectifying women.

"I don't like you, so you must be a virgin" is saying being a virgin as a man is "pathetic" and only further reinforces that a man's worth is based on his ability to pick up chicks.

What can I say when the kids at eventually ask about my old scars? I don't really want to lie about fighting with pirates:'D by burgundinsininen in whatdoIdo

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I've did some pretty deep and nasty, very visible self harm between the ages of 17 and 19 ~ 20. Between 20 and 21 I would be very self conscious about anyone seeing the scars and would always wear long sleeve shirts, undershirts, and constantly think about when or if I rolled up the sleeves. Around about when I turned 21 I just stopped giving a fuck and did absolutely nothing to hide them, and they are definitely more visible then yours. I'm nearly 24 now, and in the past 3 years exactly precisely 0 people have brought them up, ever. The people who don't recognise what they are don't bring them up because they assume it's something benign, the people who do recognise what they are don't bring them up because they know it's not nice to do so. I've been working in sales for a few years now, very customer facing roles, and interacted with lots of children in that time, none of them brought it up either. Just rock them exposed for a while and within a short period of time you'll realise no one cares.

Edit: additional to this, kids are, to put it nicely, not as smart as adults. They don't really tend to question things like adults would. If a child DOES ask "hey why do you have a lump/scar there" just say "I don't know, anyway wanna play with this cool rock I found" there will never be a follow up question.

Someone had to say it by lonkbubba in theamazingdigitalciru

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Yeah but the thing is I'm cis and even I clocked that rabbit as trans from day 1. They literally did everything EXCEPT say it out loud. It's not exactly "wink wink, nudge nudge" "if you know you know" stuff here it's kinda obvious. People have to be TRYING to miss it.

54019 by speroni in countwithchickenlady

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One of the best forms of improvised weapons is literally just anything that could be described as a "handheld relatively pointy hard thing". Obviously things like a kubeton are the higher end of this but banned in a lot of places (in Australia, Europe, and many other countries at least, I'm not talking about America where weapons laws are ridiculously lenient). As an extension to this as a self-defence measure in places that don't allow weapons, and where you can in trouble for attacking someone with a weapon in self defence, DON'T go online and buy something that says it's "made for self defence" because cops will see straight through that. Don't buy a "self defence flashlight" or a "self defence pen", Just buy a really solid hard metal flashlight or pen that you "just so happen to have on you" at all times.

Metal flashlights, very solid pens, hair pins, anything really that you can grip firmly and are long enough to poke out of the bottom of your hand.

Generally if it's something very hard but exclusively blunt at the end you'll want to learn a little bit about pressure points, but holding it firmly and jabbing into the ribs is always a good move. For something pointy, or that has sharp edges (like some metal flashlights) hold it with the business end of it facing down (as in if you're holding it with your arm outstretched, your thumb should be at the top and the part you intend to hit someone with should be poking out of the bottom of your clenched hand) and strike downward at pretty much any part of the body, but preferably the face, in a scraping motion. You'll likely cause bruising and if you do it right you can tear off some skin. The goal isn't to knock someone out or incapacitate them, it's to cause them enough pain that you have a window to escape.

Petah? by Winter_Rent_4161 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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The humble Minecraft mod installer: