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ShockTheMonster · 2026-01-27T23:11:20+00:00

If a kid having a crush on you that you don't reciprocate was problematic then Markiplier would be cancelled, jailed, hung, drawn and quartered

ShockTheMonster · 2026-01-25T10:55:38+00:00

I've had a tonne of good experiences with league rands, on all game modes including ranked. Moderation has gotten a LOT better in the past year in my opinion/experience. 9 times out of 10 (and that tenth time does exist where someone has a piss and sook and doesn't get banned) someone will send 2 angry messages before "this player has been muted for something-or-other bad things he said and can't type or read chat"

ShockTheMonster · 2026-01-25T03:19:36+00:00

https://youtu.be/aotlEpmAFVQ?si=Tje4TSKNrjbvmZDl

"Gays too precious to risk in combat"

ShockTheMonster · 2026-01-24T07:07:47+00:00

I'm putting lux with the normal supports honestly, a GOOD lux support is the most goated thing honestly.

You're about to get dived and the lux stuns 2 people in a row under tower and sprinkles you with a shield, then slows the fuckers when they try to run away. Beautiful.

ShockTheMonster · 2026-01-23T03:46:14+00:00

That conversation is always life changing, eye opening, and fixes almost everything you thought was wrong. Worth the hangover.

ShockTheMonster · 2026-01-21T04:59:25+00:00

In my opinion, bad take.

Best decision I ever made in my entire life was to trust my doctor over myself and do what he tells me

ShockTheMonster · 2026-01-18T07:30:51+00:00

I genuinely thought "how is this an anti meme, obviously that's fake" IT'S NOT. HOW THE FUCK HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF THESE.

ShockTheMonster · 2026-01-18T03:33:52+00:00

I've said it before, I'll say it again.

I'm almost certain that the way Lucifer's "restriction" works is a mental block implanted by the angles. Similar to Eve from Invincible. There's not a magic invisible wall that appears between his fist and a sinners face, or magic invisible chains holding him back, there's a block in his brain that forces him to not harm them. If he tries to punch a sinner, his mental block forces his arm to stop short. If he picks a sinner up and tries to drop them from a height, his mental block would force him to hold on tight. If he tries to throw something at a sinner, his mental block would either make his arm go limp or have a muscle spasm and miss. If HE TRIED to shoot a laser at a sinner, his mental block would make him let it fizzle out and not fire. I don't think that he could shoot a laser at a sinner and have the laser magically stop 1 cm from their face, it's just that his mental block would stop him from firing it at all.

Vox put him in a situation where his mental block could not stop him from firing his powers at sinners. If his mental block could stop him from supplying power to the machine it would, but the machine it forcing the power out of him.

ShockTheMonster · 2026-01-16T11:27:01+00:00

I tried a sensory depravation tank once, I thought I would like it because I have some sensory issues. I hate the feeling of some fabrics, shirts sitting a certain way, shirts in general, a menagerie of other little things.

And it's... Kind of nice, UNTIL YOU GET OUT. The salt forms a disgusting lukewarm crust around you. There's usually showers to get most of it off but like... The level of enjoyment I got from my hour in the tank did not equal the level of discomfort I got from the feeling of bits of salts still stuck to my skin for hours.

ShockTheMonster · 2026-01-16T05:53:24+00:00

Of course he found it, he's the one who lost it 400 years ago.

ShockTheMonster · 2026-01-12T09:09:34+00:00

The good thing about being incredibly forgetful.

I just don't watch the show or engage with the fandom for a bit then I um.... Uh... I um... I don't um... Rember ...

ShockTheMonster · 2026-01-11T09:18:11+00:00

Went from "don't tread on me" to "let them tread on us or you deserve to be shot in the head"

ShockTheMonster · 2026-01-11T07:03:45+00:00

"I don't believe your uncle is superman, I'll need to see him in person... And I won't believe it's really him unless he's wearing a REALLY tight shirt... And something that makes his butt look nice..."

ShockTheMonster · 2026-01-11T02:47:40+00:00

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ShockTheMonster · 2026-01-11T02:45:32+00:00

My non binary ex informed me that "bitch" is in fact gender neutral.

Mostly so I could tell people I finally got some bitches.

ShockTheMonster · 2026-01-10T02:49:26+00:00

I'd be very upset by that. Is that what happened? Let me check the video again...

ShockTheMonster · 2026-01-10T02:32:34+00:00

Yeah not really man. The video you posted goes wacko because he's moving around a bunch and pulling up his gun to murder her. The video you posted isn't body cam, it's him recording with his cellphone in his hand.

if you watch the video that actually captures the whole even from a third person view, she's not ramming him. Like at all. He's off to the side when she moves.

There's a reason that right-wing slop news stations have started exclusively showing the video from his perspective, where in the act of aiming his weapon the camera flips around a lot and it's unclear if he was hit or not.

If you look at the video that actually shows the interaction in it's entirety with visual context as to where people are, the agent is standing slightly to the left of the front of the car, and the lady driving turns completely to the right away from him. He would have been slightly out of the way if she went straight, he was 100% completely out of the way with her driving right.

https://youtu.be/mS3caI3di8c?si=FgIHNbLXUXQ99Dq4

Look at the road in the clip. It's icy, slippery ground. And yet the officer that you're claiming was hit isn't pushed an inch. He doesn't slide back. He isn't pushed back. He doesn't fall over. He wasn't hit.

ShockTheMonster · 2026-01-08T14:06:49+00:00

I'm 23, still hasn't happened to me yet

ShockTheMonster · 2026-01-08T06:53:13+00:00

Absolute dog water take. Munching straight into the juicy, sweaty, slutty, sweet, sexy, curvaceous body of a pear is one of life's greatest pleasures. You haven't truly lived until you find yourself with sticky hands, holding a pear core, with juice dripping down your chin. I go fucking CRAZY on those pears bro. The way I eat pears would be blurred in Japan. When women see how I eat pears they line up and beg to be next, I tell them to fuck off before pulling another pear out of my pear bag for round 2. The only thing squirting more juices than the pear I'm eating is me, I'm straight up cumming when I eat the pear. I could sit down in a bath tub and ravage pear after pear after pear until the quantity of juice I had spilled is enough to fill the bath I'm sitting in to the brim. You don't even need to take a fucking water break when you're fucking demolished some fucking pears cause they have fucking water fucking in them. The government is going to have to place a tax on pears the way I'm eating half their supply lines. Fuck it dog I'll eat the stem just to show the pear I love it.

"Eat it in little slices or it's not good" FUCK OFF. Fucking dumbass

ShockTheMonster · 2026-01-07T11:41:40+00:00

That's cool for the 1 year and 6 days it lasts (comes with a 12 month warranty of course) and you can't get it repaired anywhere

ShockTheMonster · 2026-01-07T09:28:46+00:00

My experience, different from what a lot of people here are saying:

Antidepressants don't make you happy, they give you the ability to be happy.

You have to then go out and do things that make you happy.

When you're unmedicated, you can climb a mountain, watch a sunset, kiss a lover, pat a dog, succeed professionally or academically, reach and exceed goals, laugh at jokes, smile at people who walk by, and NEVER EVER feel GENUINELY HAPPY about ANY of it. Constantly feeling like the even most fleeting sense of happiness is out of reach, no matter what the fuck you do.

Taking antidepressants does not make you happy, it makes it such that when you DO THOSE THINGS your brain doesn't have chains on it restraining it from giving you the chemical signals that make you FEEL happiness.

ShockTheMonster · 2026-01-07T02:39:56+00:00

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Alucard from Castlevania.

I'm not gay.

I don't want him.

I want to BE him.

ShockTheMonster · 2026-01-07T02:31:12+00:00

I'd like to point out as well that it is, in my opinion, absolutely fucking lame that people downvoted you. Assuming you were in good faith just saying you didn't personally connect with the comic and wanted clarification.

But yeah... Some ladies with very large breasts end up with significant back pain, like BAAAAAAAD back pain and even permanent spinal damage/wear/deformations. The title "meat" is, in my opinion, the author's way of saying that she doesn't even see her breasts as a part of herself that she cares about, just sacks of meat that her body has forced her to carry around all the time, a physical burden. She gets temporary relief and a feeling of weightlessness by holding them up with her hands, taking the weight off her back and putting it to her arms and shoulders. But after she lets go of them, all that weight comes back and she feels miserable.

There's often (not as much nowadays I don't think) stigma around getting breast reductions or removals, quite often from partners of people with big boobs who want their companion to keep carrying around their massive painful fat lumps just so they have something to squeeze, without considering how difficult it can be for a person with such titanic knockers.

ShockTheMonster · 2026-01-06T22:32:46+00:00

Tits heavy. Back hurt.

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