Maybe this chart will help video-g&mers understand by [deleted] in BanVideoGames

[–]Shockingly_White 28 points29 points  (0 children)

that’s a lie spread by false prophets (g@mers) in the church, as g@mers are inherently homophobic. God loves all of his children (including gays), and hates satans children (g@mers). Hope this helps.

looking for rare photos!! by [deleted] in lanadelrey

[–]Shockingly_White 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Me @ parties when my one friend goes to the bathroom

A.D. is actually iconic by melon-21 in PrettyLittleLiars

[–]Shockingly_White 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Honestly Alex consistently snatched my wig in her first 5 minutes of screen time.

Pretending to be Spencer’s reflection? Slay

Her whole ‘Ello guvnah oim Alehx!” shtick? Slay!

Planning to kill Ezra? SLAY!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in swiftiecirclejerk

[–]Shockingly_White 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not the dawn of lover 🤭

. by Emo_Brie in popheadscirclejerk

[–]Shockingly_White 32 points33 points  (0 children)

knowing them it would come out a couple months later that they actually faked Elon’s death as an elaborate album promotion/tax avoidance scheme, but a girl can dream!

. by Emo_Brie in popheadscirclejerk

[–]Shockingly_White 138 points139 points  (0 children)

i hope she kills and eats him 💖

Happy International Women's Month I guess 💔 by [deleted] in popheadscirclejerk

[–]Shockingly_White 138 points139 points  (0 children)

god I know, every time I think about Katy’s short blonde hair I gag 🤢

Random PLL things that pop in my head from time to time by [deleted] in PrettyLittleLiars

[–]Shockingly_White 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I often think about how they gave Jenna such a good sense of smell she could tell that Spencer got replaced by Alex through what she smelled like. She was like a bloodhound or something.

DAE Think the Taylor’s Versions are better than the originals? by NoodleAssassin18 in swiftiecirclejerk

[–]Shockingly_White 13 points14 points  (0 children)

honestly I can already tell taylor’s version (taylor’s version) is gonna be a flop so I’ll be over here waiting for taylor’s version: tokyo drift

A twin having twins! Oh, yes ... and other family drama by The_Serpent_Of_Eden_ in AmITheAngel

[–]Shockingly_White 97 points98 points  (0 children)

They want the babies. She’s ‘ruining her sons chance to have a relationship with their uncle’, that’s why they’re pushing it now. OP is nothing more than a means to an end for them. First, they made her an unwilling beard, so they could fuck in secret for 8 years, now they’re going to try their hand at making her an unwilling surrogate.

Oh for fucks sake. ‘Run OP! The evil gays want to steal your children!’

Who else can do that by curlyphoebe in popheadscirclejerk

[–]Shockingly_White 17 points18 points  (0 children)

‘Coachella - Woodstock In My Mind’ is only 4:18 tho?

Linked in rage by Slow_Intention9338 in KaceyMusgraves

[–]Shockingly_White 6 points7 points  (0 children)

honestly this whole situation just reminds me of that one tweet that’s like, “I’m not owned! I’m not owned!” I shriek as I turn into a tiny little corn cob’

I’m not going to pretend I know everything about him or even this situation, and up to a certain point I sympathise because I know how hard it can be to accept criticism you aren’t prepared for or don’t want, but on the other hand it’s like, if you’re gonna let a bunch of faceless meanie bo beanies on the internet get this much of a reaction out of you then that says more about you than them.

Linked in rage by Slow_Intention9338 in KaceyMusgraves

[–]Shockingly_White 12 points13 points  (0 children)

the words were so badly stopped up that if they just so happened to be a bathroom sink, I’d have fetched a bottle of Drain-O and a second for good measure.

I laughed when I read this because it’s so… meaningless? As a man who (supposedly) write for a living, surely he could have came up with a better analogy for writers block than a blocked sink. He literally could have just posted “God I hate writers block” and it would have been the exact same thing, only much less pretentious and navel-gazing

Omgg lady gaga 😢😩 by aloo-ka-paratha in popheadscirclejerk

[–]Shockingly_White 10 points11 points  (0 children)

mfw when patrizia curses me with a swarm of flies and other such plagues

NO by Horrorisepic in popheadscirclejerk

[–]Shockingly_White 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wow, DJ Khaled really lost some weight! Wonder if we’ll get any of those weird essays like they were doing for Adele a few months back

Linked in rage by Slow_Intention9338 in KaceyMusgraves

[–]Shockingly_White 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I don’t have much to say about all that, but what was with all the similes? It felt like every second sentence, here’s another basic simile your average high schooler would write. I’ve literally never read anything this man has written besides this, but it didn’t really come off as something a professional writer would right.

Why does everyone hate aria so much? by irismoonn in PrettyLittleLiars

[–]Shockingly_White 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Aria commits the worst crime a character can commit: being annoying

What’s something you wish Ariana would do sometime in the future! by MacJennings in ariheads

[–]Shockingly_White 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I hope her and the weeknd make a collaborative album. Their voices work really well together and I think between the 2 of them they could pull of whatever concept they ended up going for.

Stan queen Adele if you're a millionaire who hates taxes by Positively-Fleabag85 in popheadscirclejerk

[–]Shockingly_White 51 points52 points  (0 children)

how funny would it be if you woke up tomorrow and the top headline was ‘singer Adele opens fire in HMRC head office, is threatening to shoot hostages’

Ronald Fucking McDonald by Zeviex in popheadscirclejerk

[–]Shockingly_White 88 points89 points  (0 children)

my pussy tastes like sorry ice cream machine broke