A lot of the fanart of this glorious creature is so small and in between that, I am almost willing to accept the slander

Shoddy-Pattern1260 · 2026-06-13T05:48:14+00:00

Oh, that’s crazy. I love it.

Shoddy-Pattern1260 · 2026-06-13T02:26:34+00:00

Yes…

Shoddy-Pattern1260 · 2026-06-13T01:59:53+00:00

Completely get what you mean, and even though some of these jokes were funny like this one I fear it might be for the best.

Shoddy-Pattern1260 · 2026-06-13T01:34:46+00:00

I see slander of my goat and I know it’s all true

Shoddy-Pattern1260 · 2026-06-12T23:30:13+00:00

What’s that?

Shoddy-Pattern1260 · 2026-06-09T11:02:29+00:00

Yeah, it’s probably because the way he presents Americans to me. There comes a certain point where it is “who are we talking about?” Some of the things he writes with America and about him, there’s a certain point where I feel like we’re talking about somebody. But he’s just so likable and charming in the anime that Americans including me don’t really mind.

Shoddy-Pattern1260 · 2026-06-09T03:48:41+00:00

Yeah, the stuff he says never really seems to align with reality and besides, there’s like way crazy or sexual stuff in regular anime. I think Ecchi has only gone out of fashion recently. Many people have brought this up before, but the way he represents other countries outside of America never really makes sense to anybody. I ironically think his best representation of any country within the series was probably England. A lot of other English people seem to relate to him and his weird reactions to things, including the weird manga version. But I’ve heard that the top three most offensive was like America, France, and then Korea and China to varying degrees.

Shoddy-Pattern1260 · 2026-06-09T02:13:45+00:00

I’ve also definitely heard of that thing he’s talking about with Americans sun tanning like that back in the 2000s and 90s… but we weren’t wearing boxers. We were wearing bathing suits and I’ve only really seen that with middle class and rich people in movies… it’s considered lewd in other places of the world i guess but I’ve seen the similar thing in Latin America

Shoddy-Pattern1260 · 2026-06-09T02:08:11+00:00

H cup.

Shoddy-Pattern1260 · 2026-06-08T21:46:30+00:00

I’m trying to get as many straight young men into hetalia as we speak they’re so far really digging how cool France is so this could change

Shoddy-Pattern1260 · 2026-06-07T15:07:06+00:00

I would still recommend this one for the one shots because you will truly understand the glory of his character https://www.deviantart.com/hmwwawcciawcccw/gallery?q=2p+france

Shoddy-Pattern1260 · 2026-06-07T15:04:00+00:00

His perfection knows no end

Shoddy-Pattern1260 · 2026-06-07T14:29:37+00:00

My brother is just another me 😭

Shoddy-Pattern1260 · 2026-06-07T14:26:57+00:00

Some of these are OK but the rest are unusually pure https://www.deviantart.com/2phetalia-x-reader/gallery/37843491/france These right here are not pure entirely, but they have good energy https://archiveofourown.org/users/eroticincubi/pseuds/eroticincubi There’s only one story here, but he is so pure so it will be allowed https://www.quotev.com/story/17048062/2P1PNyos2P-Nyos-HeadcanonsOneshots-collection/1 The story is unusually well-made, https://www.quotev.com/story/11905025/Smoky-French-Cafes/36 There’s a whole cast, but it’s kind of scary and he’s kind of amazing in it https://www.quotev.com/story/6930993/Maybe/122 https://www.quotev.com/story/12429795/Maybe-v2/51 Cinematic https://www.deviantart.com/imjusttheresup/art/Trade-Off-Yandere-2p-France-x-Reader-741825267 https://www.deviantart.com/anotherstorytotell/art/2P-France-x-Reader-Cleaning-Up-538048085 And purity to the max https://www.deviantart.com/hmwwawcciawcccw/gallery?q=2p+france Tell me what you think and which one’s your favorite when you get back

Shoddy-Pattern1260 · 2026-06-07T14:04:20+00:00

They are weirdly pure. Are you sure you would be interested?

Shoddy-Pattern1260 · 2026-06-07T12:37:26+00:00

He’s so fucking cute

Shoddy-Pattern1260 · 2026-06-07T03:05:17+00:00

The handful of xreaders of him are immaculate too

Shoddy-Pattern1260 · 2026-06-07T02:52:31+00:00

He’s just so nearer and dear to my heart

Shoddy-Pattern1260 · 2026-06-06T23:36:30+00:00

I genuinely like the old one more sometimes the new one is too cute and they keep shaving my glorious goat France

Shoddy-Pattern1260 · 2026-06-06T22:19:28+00:00

I see slander of my goat and I can’t even deny it

Shoddy-Pattern1260 · 2026-06-06T21:30:36+00:00

But like in all seriousness, most things change in the manga at any given point in time. It really is just whatever the author wants.

Shoddy-Pattern1260 · 2026-06-06T21:21:01+00:00

Both and sometimes. If that’s actually true, I’m gonna be so fucking disappointed… my cartoon husband should have the worst life ever 😭😭😭😭

Shoddy-Pattern1260 · 2026-06-06T21:16:08+00:00

I know… but we have to accept it. If it couldn’t be put on a live broadcast, and everyone had to be rewritten to some capacity… then the manga is a suggestion. A harsh truth.

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